{"id":16073,"date":"2021-09-30T17:28:30","date_gmt":"2021-09-30T14:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16073"},"modified":"2021-09-30T18:59:18","modified_gmt":"2021-09-30T15:59:18","slug":"brigada-diverse-ene-lenea-pute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16073","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E)ne, lene(a) pu(t)e!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29, 30 septembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Fir-ar ele de cifre. Bune pentru afaceri mari. C\u0103ci unde se str\u00e2ng puhoaiele? La m\u00e2ncare, la c\u00e2ntat \u0219i la jucat. Altfel ar fi falimentat organizatorii, \u0219i-ar fi v\u00e2ndut vilele \u0219i ma\u0219inile de lux pentru o m\u00e2n\u0103 de Dj. C\u0103 una-i gloat\u0103 de 75 de mii, \u0219i alta de dou\u0103 mii\u0219oare jumate. E ca la examen. Prive\u0219ti u\u0219urat cum dup\u0103 tine s-a tras linia, ca dup\u0103 festival procentul covid.<br \/>\n       M\u0103 a\u0219teptam la americani s\u0103 le viseze mintea flamuri ro\u0219ii, la austrieci deloc.<br \/>\n       Acu viu de-acas\u0103. \u0218i el, nea de la Buz\u0103u. Adic\u0103 de la&#8230;. S\u0103 asculta\u021bi refrenul petrescian \u00een versiune jude\u021bean\u0103: M\u0103i \u021ainte\u0219ti&#8230;, fratele meu e\u0219ti!<br \/>\n        E o solu\u021bie. \u00cei dai afar\u0103 \u0219i nu mai angajezi pe nimeni. S\u0103 se \u00eengrijeasc\u0103 bolnavul singur. \u00cen ce film am v\u0103zut?<br \/>\n       Mi-l scot ei pe Blaga filozoful \u0219i mi-o pun pe Ecaterina Teodoroiu. Da\u2019 alt\u0103 bancnot\u0103 nu puteau inventa pentru eroin\u0103?<br \/>\n       Unde s\u0103 fie profunzimea schimb\u0103rii, domn pre\u0219edinte, \u00een fundul p\u0103durilor, Sibiilor?<br \/>\n       V\u0103zui p-aci c\u0103 nu prea dau doi bani pe reformele lui, c\u0103 de cinste nu poate fi vorba \u0219i nici dorin\u021b\u0103 \u00een sensul ei.<br \/>\n       \u0218i m-am \u021binut s\u0103 re\u021bin una auzit\u0103-n strad\u0103 \u0219i-o uitai. \u00cens\u0103 dau \u00eenapoi \u00een privin\u021ba Nicoletei \u0219i a p\u0103rerii c\u0103 pe\u0219tele se-mpute de la coad\u0103. Are sim\u021bul propriet\u0103\u021bii fata, ieri \u00ee\u0219i m\u0103tura sectorul de bogdaproste din spatele Penny-ului.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n       Tardiv, nea Ioane, s\u0103 pui problema t\u00e2mpirii \u0219colerilor \u0219i implicit a societ\u0103\u021bii, indirect, academice\u0219te. Mie-mi pare c\u0103 vorbim prea amplu despre ra\u021biunea unui popor ale c\u0103rui cioburi de istorie au fost asamblate prea cu fast, prea cu obstina\u021bie. \u0218i \u00een fapt ce am distruge la el cu lipsa actual\u0103 de cultivare, promovare \u0219i asimilare a valorilor \u00eenalte? Nimic, nu i-a stat \u00een fire s\u0103 fie creativ, constant \u0219i harnic. Iar existen\u021ba lui ,,de\u0219teapt\u0103\u201d de 200 de ani \u00eencoace e prea pu\u021bin pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 miile de ani de incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103 \u0219i barbarism. Nici ei \u00eentregi. Dac\u0103 e un secol de trezie total\u0103, de\u0219i m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc. P\u0103tura ignoran\u021bei nu s-a mi\u0219cat niciodat\u0103 de pe rogojina na\u021biunii, \u00ee\u0219i doarme ve\u0219nicul somn de paie.<br \/>\n        Reformele dinaintea punctelor suspendatoare de zi, cu atrac\u021bie universal\u0103 mic\u0103 &#8211; pnnr-ul european &#8211; se pot urni \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103. Apel\u00e2nd iar\u0103\u0219i la al treilea motiv de b\u0103rb\u0103\u021bie al ungurilor.<br \/>\n        De la tiri\u0219ti \u00eemi plac ma\u0219inile impun\u0103toare, demne s\u0103 calce pe frez\u0103 destui \u00eenchipui\u021bi supermani. Le-a\u0219 tolera chiar \u0219i neimpozitarea diurnei. Nu le pot \u00eenghi\u021bi \u00eens\u0103 extrapol\u0103rile \u0219oferistice la cel dint\u00e2i pe \u0219osea. \u00cen definitiv, practic\u0103 o meserie ca a tuturor, remunerabil\u0103. Schimb pe schimb.<br \/>\n       Eu, domnule C\u00ee\u021bu, a\u0219 propune s\u0103 \u00eencerca\u021bi testul sputei cet\u0103\u021benilor, fiindc\u0103 a \u0219colarilor c\u0103rora le ve\u021bi \u021bine \u0219colile deschise \u0219i peste 1000 la suta de locuitori &#8211; nicio gre\u0219eal\u0103 matematic\u0103 &#8211; e insipid\u0103, inodor\u0103, incolor\u0103. Ve\u021bi descoperi la maturi acizi diferi\u021bi.<br \/>\n        De s-ar trezi Leonardo, \u0219i-ar da foc la valiz\u0103. Cu tot cu schi\u021be \u0219i opere. \u0218ocul ,,revizuirilor\u201d cotidiene l-ar \u00eendemna s\u0103-i ard\u0103 Giocondei chipul, ori, \u00een nebunia infinit instalat\u0103, el \u00eensu\u0219i s-o schimonoseasc\u0103. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la musta\u021ba lui Dali. I-ar \u0219ade bine dudui\u021bei semimilenare?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29, 30 septembrie 2021 Fir-ar ele de cifre. Bune pentru afaceri mari. C\u0103ci unde se str\u00e2ng puhoaiele? 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