{"id":16021,"date":"2021-09-25T23:26:49","date_gmt":"2021-09-25T20:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16021"},"modified":"2021-09-25T23:32:44","modified_gmt":"2021-09-25T20:32:44","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-actuari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16021","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Actuari"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        \u0218i azi, la o analiz\u0103 social\u0103 de trotuar, mi-am v\u0103rsat focul pentru pierderea <strong>actului<\/strong> lucrativ, a exerci\u021biului sus\u021binut \u0219i imuabil.<br \/>\n        O lene ne b\u00e2ntuie \u0219i nu ne mai d\u0103 pace. O permanent\u0103 plictiseal\u0103 deopotriv\u0103 cu un chef nebun de joc \u0219i voie bun\u0103. Un chiot infinit&#8230;. Un pas, ultimul spre \u00eentoarcerea la primordialitate, la <strong>adamism<\/strong>&#8230;. Goi suntem, pro\u0219ti suntem, deci&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Nea, c\u0103 prea sem\u0103na cu un actor c\u0103ruia i-am umblat la ob\u00e2r\u0219ii f\u0103r\u0103 de spor, cel cu coco\u021barea la etajul doi, la terminare, g\u0103sea facil\u0103 punerea de jgheaburi \u0219i poate era, dar grija noastr\u0103 principal\u0103 debuta cu prinderea de c\u00e2rlige, care, oric\u00e2t de destoinic te-ai fi ar\u0103tat, dup\u0103 cinci ai fi amor\u021bit de picioare, de m\u00e2ini, folosite nu numai pentru \u00eenfipt sub eternit\u0103 \u0219i prins \u00een cuie, ci \u0219i pentru echilibru, stabilit cu genunchii cle\u0219te \u0219i bra\u021bele \u00eencruci\u0219\u00e2nd scara. Am renun\u021bat pruden\u021bi, aveam de <strong>activat<\/strong> \u00eenc\u0103 ani buni \u00een meserie, nu pe vreun pat de spital schilodi\u021bi. Dar planuri f\u0103cusem, \u00een minte, ca-n filme animatorii, <strong>actorii<\/strong> \u0219i cascadorii, aruncam sc\u0103rile pe zid, le abordam rapid, \u00eentindeam sfori &#8211; ceea ce ulterior am probat -, primeam letcoane, ciocane, cle\u0219ti \u0219i toate nimicurile tinichigere\u0219ti. Le-am abandonat imediat ce am p\u0103r\u0103sit arealul \u0219i ne-am zis ,,pe-aici nu se mai trece\u201d, s-o g\u0103si o echip\u0103 destoinic\u0103 s\u0103 ,,radicalizeze\u201d acoperi\u0219ul cu totul.<br \/>\n        Ar cam fi maxim zece ani de la lucrarea unde proprietarul, la vreo dou\u0103 case de blocul cu \u00eenchipuirile, a dorit o vopsire \u00een ro\u0219u a tablei, o culoare destul de neobi\u0219nuit\u0103 atunci, o umbrel\u0103 la intrare \u0219i jgheaburi c\u00e2t cuprinde&#8230;. Fr\u00e2nturi de cire\u0219 copt, de teras\u0103 ata\u0219at\u0103 casei \u00een spate, ci\u0219mea&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Mai departe de Milea, dou\u0103 imobile. Exact \u00een preajma achizi\u021biei de arti\u0219ti \u0219i sunet la Zilele ora\u0219ului. 2017. Dup\u0103 lungi a\u0219tept\u0103ri pentru doi clien\u021bi, nea Eugen cu atelierul de rectific\u0103ri de arbori coti\u021bi \u0219i altele din domeniul motoarelor \u0219i doamna al c\u0103rei acoperi\u0219 s-a dorit \u00eenverzit, iar conturul \u00een\u0103lbit. Nu pot uita nedumerirea la estimarea de pre\u021b \u0219i comand\u0103, care <strong>acumul\u0103<\/strong> totodat\u0103 un car nervi. Adic\u0103 de ce 38 de lei pe metrul p\u0103trat, atunci, c\u00e2nd n-ar fi trebuit s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 maxim 30. \u00centrebare c\u0103tre v\u00e2nz\u0103tor, r\u0103spuns c\u0103tre mine evaziv: \u0103sta e pre\u021bul. N-am mai \u00eencercat alte detalieri, precum ,,da\u2019 care-i adaosul comercial de \u021bi-a ie\u0219it a\u0219a?\u201d, ca s\u0103 n-o tr\u00e2ntesc p-aia cu ,,afar\u0103-i gardul, \u00een\u0103untru leopardul\u201d. A durat s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, am ,,pe\u021bit\u201d cu ciocane \u0219i borma\u0219ini \u0219i flexuri vecinul din spate \u0219i m-am ales cu o amintire&#8230; dup\u0103 ce am \u00eenvelit \u0219i copertina intr\u0103rii principale.<br \/>\n        Povestea \u00eencepe cu telefoane de intermediere. Po\u021bi? Pot! Pe cine preferi, merge de la Buz\u0103u? Da. A confirmat. R\u0103m\u00e2ne stabilit, dar stai tu la sonorizare, \u00ee\u021bi las un b\u0103iat, doi&#8230;. D\u0103dea s\u0103 fie bine \u00een ziua cu pricina. Instalarea raiderului personal al trupei, punerea la dispozi\u021bie din ale noastre, o chestiune verificat\u0103 verbal de dou\u0103 ori &#8211; e\u0219ti sigur c\u0103 ai \u00eenfipt bine \u0219techerul \u00een priz\u0103? &#8211; , dou\u0103 kenoane \u00een dou\u0103 intr\u0103ri. Play. Cu g\u00e2lme. Inexplicabile. Interven\u021bii prompte. Nimic \u00een neregul\u0103. A\u0219a m\u0103 <strong>acuzar\u0103<\/strong> de ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, de credit nemeritat instala\u021biei. Probabil c\u0103 m-am \u00eenvinuit \u0219i eu, sigur pentru u\u0219urin\u021ba de-a \u00eenlesni leg\u0103turi c\u00e2nd nu este cazul &#8211; m\u0103 <strong>activez<\/strong> la comand\u0103 -, dar am ref\u0103cut momentele importante \u0219i-am conchis unde fusese buba: un \u0219techer mult prea scurt pentru prize industriale ad\u00e2nci.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i azi, la o analiz\u0103 social\u0103 de trotuar, mi-am v\u0103rsat focul pentru pierderea actului lucrativ, a exerci\u021biului sus\u021binut \u0219i imuabil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16021"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16021"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16024,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16021\/revisions\/16024"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}