{"id":15993,"date":"2021-09-22T13:25:55","date_gmt":"2021-09-22T10:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15993"},"modified":"2021-09-22T13:25:55","modified_gmt":"2021-09-22T10:25:55","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-gratarul-virtual-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15993","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Gr\u0103tarul virtual"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Foaie verde foi de nuc
\nAm aflat de pe Facebook
\nC\u0103 unul, \u00een mod bizar,
\nS-a l\u0103udat c-un gr\u0103tar!<\/p>\n

L-a postat \u0219i pe ,,pere\u021bi\u201d
\nAnume pentru ,,b\u0103ie\u021bi\u201d,
\nS\u0103 vad\u0103 ei care-i treaba
\nDac\u0103 stau acas` degeaba!<\/p>\n

Numai c\u0103, ce s\u0103 vede\u021bi?
\nS-au sesizat al\u021bi ,,b\u0103ie\u021bi\u201d,
\nCe l-au c\u0103utat acas\u0103
\n\u0218i i-au dat amend\u0103 gras\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-atunci, omul, uluit,
\nA-ntrebat cu ce-a gre\u0219it,
\nCa s\u0103 \u0219tie alt\u0103 dat\u0103
\nS\u0103 nu fac-aceea\u0219i fapt\u0103!<\/p>\n

,,- Mult iubite \u0219i stimate,
\nA\u0219a ceva nu se poate,
\nC\u0103ci, n-ai respectat, se pare,
\nRegula de distan\u021bare!\u201d<\/p>\n

,,- Cum adic\u0103? Ce-am gre\u0219it?
\nAm gre\u0219it c\u0103 am ie\u0219it
\nDoar eu singur, la gr\u0103tar?
\nDe asta n-aveam habar!\u201d<\/p>\n

,,- Dom`le, alta e gre\u0219eala!
\nP\u0103i se vede brambureala
\nCe o faci inten\u021bionat
\n\u0218i de-aia ne-am sesizat!<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiai c\u0103 nu-i permis
\n\u0218i chiar nimeni nu \u021bi-a zis,
\nS\u0103 pui carnea pe gr\u0103tar
\nChiar de-a valma, arbitrar?<\/p>\n

Nu mai pun la socoteal\u0103
\nDistan\u021barea social\u0103
\nCare nu s-a respectat
\n\u00centre-un mic \u0219i un c\u00e2rnat!<\/p>\n

Ai pus porcul l\u00e2ng\u0103 pui!
\nP\u0103i, acolo-i locul lui?!
\nEu nu cred c\u0103 n-ai aflat
\nCe-a zis domnul Arafat!…<\/p>\n

,,- Dom`le, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 sila
\nS\u0103-l v\u0103d mereu pe Rafila
\nC\u00e2nd ne spune ap\u0103sat
\nC\u00e2\u021bi din noi s-au infectat!<\/p>\n

De-aia io am zis: Destul!
\nDac\u0103 mor, s\u0103 mor s\u0103tul,
\nIar \u00een plin\u0103 pandemie
\nS\u0103 fac ce \u00eemi place mie!\u201d<\/p>\n

,,- Cet\u0103\u021bene, stai ni\u021bel!
\nN-ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 nici Cercel
\nN-a sc\u0103pat de suspendare
\nFiindc-a avut gura mare?<\/p>\n

Deci, gr\u0103tarul se suspend\u0103!
\nTrebuie s\u0103-\u021bi dau amend\u0103!
\nS\u0103 mai zic c\u0103 n-ai nici masc\u0103?
\nStai a\u0219a… ca gur\u0103-casc\u0103!<\/p>\n

,,- Dom`le, io tot nu-n\u021beleg!
\nDa` poate c\u0103 sunt mai bleg…
\nDe ce s\u0103 m\u0103 amendezi
\nPe ceva ce tu nu vezi?<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci gr\u0103tarul cel viral
\nExist\u0103 doar… virtual!
\nE f\u0103cut \u00een Photoshop
\nVersiunea cea de top!…<\/p>\n

,,- Virtual, nevirtual,
\nE mijloc infrac\u021bional!
\nAm venit la interven\u021bie,
\nS\u0103 constat o contraven\u021bie!<\/p>\n

A\u0219a poate te \u00eenve\u021bi
\nS\u0103 nu-\u021bi mai pui pe pere\u021bi
\nGr\u0103tarul t\u0103u cu friptur\u0103
\nS\u0103 ne lase ap\u0103-n gur\u0103!…\u201d<\/p>\n

Morala, precum vede\u021bi,
\nE: nu pune\u021bi pe pere\u021bi
\nCe face\u021bi \u00een izolare
\nC\u0103ci statul, minte nu are!<\/p>\n

\u0218i nici dup\u0103 15 Mai
\nS\u0103 nu ar\u0103\u021bi tot ce ai,
\nC\u0103ci statul te amendeaz\u0103
\n\u0218i apoi te vaccineaz\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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