{"id":15944,"date":"2021-09-19T18:12:26","date_gmt":"2021-09-19T15:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15944"},"modified":"2021-09-19T20:04:36","modified_gmt":"2021-09-19T17:04:36","slug":"brigada-diverse-miticul-doliat-bifa-da","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15944","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (M)iticul &#8216;(d)oliat (b)ifa (d)a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>17, 18 septembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       \u00ce\u0219i fac v\u00e2nt&#8230;, ar arunca bunicii zeflemitor celor dou\u0103 stele c\u0103z\u0103toare din aripile volante ale supremului partid. De diminea\u021b\u0103 era 60 la 20, acu s-a sucit roata \u0219i mi-l scoate la ramp\u0103 pentr-un ,,Mul\u021bi ani traiasc\u0103!&#8221; pe mai Orban.<br \/>\n       Cine nu e&#8230;, \u00eel iau cu&#8230;. Dosaru-n m\u00e2n\u0103 la for\u021bele terestre de munc\u0103. \u0218i se spetir\u0103 unii un an \u00eentreg s\u0103 supravie\u021buiasc\u0103 ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i \u00een spitale. Cum le-o fi norocul.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 mai m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219i al\u021bii. C\u2013or fi \u0219i-ale lor seruri bune. Cinci.<br \/>\n       Istoria e a de pe urm\u0103. Cum \u00eemi amintea o prieten\u0103 c\u0103 nici nu se pusese de-o anticipare de parastas \u0219i ,,marele&#8221; edil al unei localit\u0103\u021bi moldave se suise cu numele pe stadionul municipal. \u00cel ghici\u021bi, sigur. Atare manier\u0103 st\u0103 s\u0103 duc\u0103 obiecte \u0219i chipul unei dive, pe care s-a\u0219terne \u00eencet colbul celebrit\u0103\u021bii, la muzeu. Un Gic\u0103 nemuritorul parc\u0103 s-ar fi potrivit mai bine dec\u00e2t o Corin\u0103 inim\u0103 de piatr\u0103.<br \/>\n       Privind din unghi minulescian, \u00eentrev\u0103d o figur\u0103 patapievician\u0103. Vinovat pictorul.<br \/>\n       Fr\u0103\u021bieeee! Nici n-a dat m\u0103raru-n p\u00e2rg \u0219i morcovelul \u00een vigoare \u0219i nebunii de maturi se-ntrec s\u0103 le suceasc\u0103 genul dinainte de 16 ani. Bolnavilor!<br \/>\n       Nu tu m\u0103nu\u0219\u0103, ca \u021b\u0103ranca, dar \u0219i ca pezevenchea de ora\u0219. Acu nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103-\u0219i pironi ochii-n rodii sau piersici coana mare nem\u021boaic\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ia s\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi cu axilele! Subra\u021be neb\u0103rbierite! Mo\u0219tenire de la spr\u00e2nceana m\u0103-sii, c\u0103 \u0219i ea avea o lizier\u0103 pe gondola din videoclip&#8230;. Fat\u0103&#8230; imaterial\u0103.<br \/>\n       Unii c\u0103 a\u0219a, al\u021bii invers. Azi c\u0103 vaccina\u021bii umplu spitalele. Ghinion.<br \/>\n       O limb\u0103 avem \u0219i pe ea o&#8230;. Tocmai dex-ii. Scumpire &#8211; m\u0103rire. Tarif &#8211; pre\u021b. S\u0103 m\u0103 bat\u0103 domnul Istr\u0103tescu \u0219i doamna Certan dac\u0103 vreo combina\u021bie \u00eentre ele \u00eentrez\u0103re\u0219te eroarea. Baiul fiind altul, c\u0103 ustur\u0103 r\u0103u&#8230; la buzunar oricare dintre variante.<br \/>\n       Ce s-ar face \u021bara f\u0103r\u0103 premier \u00een pragul&#8230; iernii? Dilematic\u0103 precar\u0103. Nimic. O a\u0219teapt\u0103&#8230; preacuminte.<br \/>\n       L\u00e2ng\u0103 fata verde phoenixian\u0103 &#8211; b\u0103iatul iarb\u0103. La ei certificatul, de vor s\u0103-\u0219i ia c\u00e2mpii din lumea asta.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n        Rat\u0103rile au versiuni suficiente. Probabil c\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219esc grani\u021ba uman\u0103 \u0219i las\u0103 dezam\u0103gire \u0219i peste locuri alt\u0103dat\u0103 imaculate. Numai c\u0103 nu toate cele ce poart\u0103 nume identic sunt \u0219i acelea\u0219i. Nici oamenii. O concluzie cu slab\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 la tema propus\u0103: ce-are-a face una cu altul?<br \/>\n        Cine s\u0103 fie? Profesionistul, politicianul sau omul de r\u00e2nd? Cel a c\u0103rui p\u0103rere s\u0103 primeze. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd se vor pune de acord, voi r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een stand-by. Testare \u0219i vaccinare abia atunci.<br \/>\n        Au devenit pandemiile astea o chestiune ciclic\u0103, cu frecven\u021b\u0103 \u00eengrijor\u0103tor de sporit\u0103. Pentru asemenea intervale se fac preg\u0103tiri intense, cuprinse de megalomanie. ,,Babele&#8221; contemporane prezic \u00een globurile cu germaniu \u0219i siliciu, tot ele viseaz\u0103 la gigan\u021bi farmaceutici industriali.<br \/>\n       Sunt b\u0103rbat \u0219i nu m\u0103 mir de-al francezului turvin. Se va vedea nu \u00eendr\u0103gostit \u0219i s\u0103rutat nu de-o femeie &#8211; i-a\u0219 fi spus persoan\u0103 adecvat\u0103, dar s-ar fi interpretat -, ci de o persoan\u0103 capabil\u0103 s\u0103 nasc\u0103. A\u0219a ies din categoria muierile sterile, frigidele \u0219i h\u00e2rcile b\u0103tr\u00e2ne. Adio, grand maman!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17, 18 septembrie 2020 \u00ce\u0219i fac v\u00e2nt&#8230;, ar arunca bunicii zeflemitor celor dou\u0103 stele c\u0103z\u0103toare din aripile volante ale supremului<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15944"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15944"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15969,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15944\/revisions\/15969"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}