{"id":15896,"date":"2021-09-16T10:13:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-16T07:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15896"},"modified":"2021-09-16T10:13:59","modified_gmt":"2021-09-16T07:13:59","slug":"brigada-diverse-cegi-la-malul-ei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15896","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)egi (l)a (m)alul (e)i&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15 septembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n        A\u0219a-i de hazliu facebook-ul&#8230;. Cum \u0219tie el adev\u0103ruri dincolo de ele&#8230;. Mi-o f\u0103cu. Cum \u0219tie el s\u0103 despart\u0103 numele: ,,Lui <strong>D\u0103nu\u021b B\u0103l\u0103cia nu<\/strong> \u00eei place un link distribuit de tine\u201d.<br \/>\n        Contrar ministrelului, \u00eemi doresc s\u0103 \u0219tiu cum de-au l\u0103sat pre\u021bul energiilor s\u0103 creasc\u0103. Explica\u021biile lui nu m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzesc \u0219i nici nu m\u0103 lumineaz\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103.<br \/>\n       Recunoa\u0219terea produce suspiciune. Nu da\u021bi bani pe doctorii, recte ivermectina, cheltui\u021bi-i pe prostii, serul nostru cel de toate dozele. Se \u00eentorc astfel \u0219i ultrademocra\u021bii australieni la ob\u00e2r\u0219iile civiliza\u021biei moderne: t\u00e2lharii regatului unit, rebeliunile muierilor de la an 1838&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 orele t\u00e2rzii ale nop\u021bii pu\u021bini mai r\u0103m\u00e2n treji. Problem\u0103-dilem\u0103 de zi. Nu pentru cei chiti\u021bi pe de-a dreptul pe unii ce \u021bin filozofic de normele \u0219colare. Colo un stuchit face c\u00e2t o demisie academic\u0103.<br \/>\n       Pre-vizionarii s-au trezit (s\u0103 fie din categoria woke-ilor?) cu cifrele \u00een cap, din codurile binare: un 1 \u0219i patru zerouri, mari c\u00e2t octombrie febril. Vise de\u0219arte, doamn\u0103 doctor!<br \/>\n       R\u00e2de presa, dar degeaba. Fiecare \u00ee\u0219i trece \u00een CV cele mai importante momente din via\u021b\u0103. Ce, pentru voi, Balul bobocilor n-a \u00eensemnat nimic? \u0218i-atunci de ce v\u0103 lega\u021bi de unul care a participat \u0219i a organizat dou\u0103?<br \/>\n       Ce-ar vrea ONU \u2013 care, dup\u0103 cum am citit o povestioar\u0103 din vremea lui stolnic Julien, ar fi st\u0103p\u00e2n suprem \u00een c\u0103r\u021bile noii ordini mondiale -, s\u0103-\u0219i mai taie unii dintre afganii din guvern b\u0103rbile, s\u0103 aduc\u0103 de-alea de nu li se vede fa\u021ba, homal\u0103i, ce? Nu este de ajuns c\u0103 au turbane ba albe, ba negre, ba t\u0103rcate?<br \/>\n       \u0218i vizavi de ordinea asta&#8230;. Cic\u0103 englezul de-aia a p\u0103r\u0103sit barca.<br \/>\n       Mirul, apa sfin\u021bit\u0103 \u0219i duhul sf\u00e2nt omoar\u0103 microbii. Cine sunt eu s\u0103 spun c\u0103 nu e a\u0219a?<br \/>\n       Adio, C\u00ee\u021bu, dar r\u0103m\u00e2n&#8230;. Drama poporului&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Bine, m\u0103, \u0219i tu&#8230;. \u0102ia dau ni\u0219te parale ca s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 drept \u0219i prezent pe facebook, tu ce dai pentru papana\u0219ii \u0219i chiftelele de post ca s\u0103 le vad\u0103 neamurile? Nimic! Da\u2019 mori tu de ciud\u0103 c\u0103 ei sunt VIP \u0219i tu nu!<br \/>\nLa numai c\u00e2teva ore, australo-cangurienii trec la opresiuni. Bolnavului ca be\u021bivului, ce e mult stric\u0103 la burt\u0103 \u0219i cap. D\u0103-i rom\u00e2nului \u0219ase beri \u0219i-i mang\u0103. Constatare ,,oceanic\u0103\u201d pertinent\u0103. Peste \u0219ase se confisc\u0103 \u0219i m-am \u00eentrebat cum? O vomit\u0103?<br \/>\n      Covidul se ia greu \u0219i se d\u0103 u\u0219or.<br \/>\n      S\u0103r\u0103cie la milionarii muncitori. Nici nun\u021bile nu \u0219i le mai permit cu fast. Sarmale&#8230;. M\u0103 mir cum de n-au pus cozonac la candy bar. Dar cum n-am fost la halep\u0103, n-a\u0219 putea b\u0103ga depune aici contrariul.<br \/>\n       Numai serviciile sunt rele, nu&#8230;. A\u0219a protec\u021bie pentru consumator ne va trimite \u00eenapoi la via\u021ba clasic\u0103. Lemne de foc din cr\u0103cile adunate de la toaletarea copacilor drume\u021bi, g\u0103inu\u0219e \u0219i porcu\u0219ori crescute\/\u021bi \u00een dosul cur\u021bii, unde ne vom remonta wc-urile. Lamp\u0103 cu gaz \u00een locul aragazului, baterie de ma\u0219in\u0103 cu becuri de la tern\u0103&#8230;. Ce-i doare pe ei, nu saltul urie\u0219esc al pre\u021burilor. Corporatizare a\u021bi vrut, capitalism ave\u021bi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 septembrie 2021 A\u0219a-i de hazliu facebook-ul&#8230;. Cum \u0219tie el adev\u0103ruri dincolo de ele&#8230;. Mi-o f\u0103cu. 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