{"id":15827,"date":"2021-09-12T15:14:41","date_gmt":"2021-09-12T12:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15827"},"modified":"2021-09-12T15:14:41","modified_gmt":"2021-09-12T12:14:41","slug":"brigada-diverse-au-bani-vali-dani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15827","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; A(u) (b)ani (V)ali, (D)ani&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12 septembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n     E mai sigur. Perdelu\u021ba, tabla de scris \u0219colar\u0103, rezultate neviciate de v\u0103zul \u0219i mirosurile feromonice. C\u00e2ndva separa\u021bi cu totul elevii. Fetele cu fetele, ghiolbanii \u00eentre ei. Un bun exemplu afgan.<br \/>\n      Opt la unu, scor de maidan. Octetul poli\u021bienesc, solistul ,,r\u0103pus\u201d dup\u0103 o b\u00e2tiad\u0103 pe spinare cu uniform\u0103 \u0219i-o ma\u0219in\u0103 din dotare. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 dreptatea&#8230; r\u0103zbate.<br \/>\n      Ce s\u0103 \u00eensemne o masc\u0103 de contrafacere? Mai nimic, c\u00e2rpe sintetice&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Ia s\u0103 fi fost boieri la mas\u0103 \u0219i nu muncitori sc\u0103pa\u021bi de la schimbul unu. Nu s-ar mai fi ignorat beligeran\u021bii scenei politice.<br \/>\n      Demisiile&#8230;. Promise, solicitate, \u00eemplinite la sf\u00e2ntul a\u0219teapt\u0103. Curaj, politicieni!<br \/>\n      La americanii Sua-rezi se practic\u0103 ,,para-nd\u0103r\u0103tul\u201d, nu g\u00e2nditul rom\u00e2nesc. Se cheam\u0103 compensare \u0219i are ca efect, \u00een cazul nelegiuirilor prim-ministrului, inform\u0103rile \u0219i d\u0103rile de seam\u0103 ocazionale. \u0218i p\u00e2ra pueril\u0103 cum c\u0103 se cam clatin\u0103 picioarele scaunului guvernamental.<br \/>\n      Prinsesem, s\u0103-i spunem, drag de c\u00e2\u021biva oameni&#8230;. Se face \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 ace\u0219tia au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se considere&#8230; cel pu\u021bin baci la st\u00e2nele edilitare. Gata s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i mute turmele pe alt ima\u0219&#8230; doctrinar.<br \/>\n      Siderare? Ba. O normalitate ajutorul dezinteresat al angaja\u021bilor pentru biata prim\u0103ri\u021b\u0103 unguroaic\u0103. E ca \u0219i cum ai aduna m\u0103run\u021bii, cele 858 de ,,contribu\u021bii\u201d, \u00een orice moned\u0103 \u0219i multiplicare, jignesc pozi\u021biunea \u0219i starea \u00eent\u00e2ii gospod\u0103ri\u021be.<br \/>\n      Concuren\u021ba \u00eenseamn\u0103 altceva dec\u00e2t \u00een viziunea \u0219efului peste sistemul aferent. Sfid\u0103tor, gr\u0103ie\u0219te na\u021biunii despre ,,normalitatea\u201d adaosului permanent la energie, mare, mai mare, enorm de mare. Concuren\u021ba&#8230; &#8211; o \u00eembinare de competen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i continue ofert\u0103ri, din ce \u00een ce mai mici. A\u0219a se c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 capitalist jocurile.<br \/>\n       Dihonia liberal\u0103. Vendete au mai fost, iar C\u00ee\u021bi cu nemiluita.<br \/>\n       Dublul titulaturii, triplul con\u021binutului. Obi\u0219nuit cu stilul jurnalistic, al celor ,,mari\u201d, r\u0103m\u00e2n la num\u0103rul pe care mi l-am propus: 1\/4 din raport\u0103ri.<br \/>\n       Credeam Canada raiul tr\u0103itorilor. Se pare c\u0103 prefer\u0103 iadul pe care-l preg\u0103te\u0219te temeinic prin gestul &#8211; fascist &#8211; de a arde unele c\u0103r\u021bi. E drept, \u021bin de cald, dar numai o perioad\u0103.<br \/>\n       Glume. Declara\u021bii neacoperite. Gogo\u0219i de om cu frica&#8230;. N-o s\u0103 vad\u0103 nimeni vreodat\u0103 nici a zecea parte din subven\u021bionarea facturilor.<br \/>\n       Lipse\u0219te vehemen\u021ba. La fel ca-n legi. Ar putea&#8230;. Cine s\u0103-\u0219i piard\u0103 licen\u021bele?<br \/>\n       Paradigma ne omoar\u0103. Una se vrea imunitatea, alta protec\u021bia. Ultima preferat\u0103 de foarte pu\u021bin timp \u00eencoace.<br \/>\n       De parc-ar fi diferen\u021be&#8230;. Poate una nesemnificativ\u0103. Pl\u0103m\u00e2nul afectat&#8230;.<br \/>\n       De-ai apucat s\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti, o mie de leacuri \u0219i miliarde nu te mai fac t\u00e2n\u0103r.<br \/>\n       I-a\u0219 zice una lui Kimmel, ca de-a noastr\u0103: S\u0103 mori tu, c\u0103 trebuie l\u0103sa\u021bi nevaccina\u021bii s\u0103 moar\u0103?<br \/>\n       Unii a\u0219a, al\u021bii, Oms, c\u0103 o mie de vaccinuri nu produc eradicarea covidului. S\u0103 mai crezi vreunul&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Nu eram preg\u0103tit s\u0103 \u00eenfrunt imunizarea, acum sunt sigur, chiar de-s trecut de adolescen\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 mai periculos este vaccinul dec\u00e2t infectarea. E studiat\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd exist\u0103 carte, se-mb\u0103\u021bo\u0219eaz\u0103 \u0219i cititorii cu con\u021binutul. Bine c\u0103-s mor\u021bi viza\u021bii.<br \/>\n       Ba bine c\u0103 nu! \u00cei dai afar\u0103 cu pu\u0219ca la t\u00e2mpl\u0103, apoi \u00eei rogi s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103. Prost o fi englezul \u0103la s\u0103 revin\u0103 \u00een ambasada din Afganistan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12 septembrie 2021 E mai sigur. Perdelu\u021ba, tabla de scris \u0219colar\u0103, rezultate neviciate de v\u0103zul \u0219i mirosurile feromonice. 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