{"id":15807,"date":"2021-09-11T22:21:16","date_gmt":"2021-09-11T19:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15807"},"modified":"2021-09-11T22:21:16","modified_gmt":"2021-09-11T19:21:16","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aculeii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15807","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aculeii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Primul g\u00e2nd, urm\u0103torul \u0219i cine \u0219tie ce altceva.<br \/>\n       Acas\u0103 le vezi altfel, departe de ea schi\u021bezi doar un contur. \u0218i de nu crezi, cei r\u0103ma\u0219i, la primul telefon te mai anun\u021b\u0103 de una \u0219i alta. Plou\u0103, intr\u0103 z\u0103pada, \u00eenc\u00e2t prima grij\u0103 la \u00eentoarcere, pentru luna august de vacan\u021b\u0103, este s\u0103 faci ad\u0103post zidurilor \u00eenalte, u\u0219ilor \u0219i ferestrelor abia remaiate. <strong>Adagiul<\/strong> &#8211; o copertin\u0103-teras\u0103, un <strong>acuplaj<\/strong> ce cuprindea mare parte din casa veche \u0219i la fel din cea nou\u0103, mai jos cu mai mult de un metru de stra\u0219ina celei vechi \u0219i aproape de placa de beton a etajului celei noi, c\u00e2t \u021binea balconul. La St\u0103nel, c\u0103ci nu ispr\u0103visem povestea celor trei lucr\u0103ri. O treab\u0103 simpl\u0103, \u00eencetinit\u0103 la cap\u0103t de r\u00e2nd, la \u00eembinarea cu zidul, tabl\u0103 pe \u0219arpanta de lemn, jgheaburi la poale \u0219i burlane pe st\u00e2lpii de c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103. Cas\u0103 mare, nevoi multe. Stabilire definitiv\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, reluarea priorit\u0103\u021bilor. C\u0103ldura dup\u0103 dorin\u021ba proprietarului, central\u0103 pe lemne, ocuparea spa\u021biului dintre vecinul dinspre Poiana M\u0103rului \u0219i construc\u021bia etajat\u0103 cu o cl\u0103dire multifunc\u021bional\u0103. <strong>Addenda<\/strong> &#8211; garaj, camera centralei, depozit momentan de combustibil lemnos. Acoperi\u0219 \u00een dou\u0103 ape, reamintit de h\u0103r\u021bile google, pe care stau a\u0219ternute m\u0103rturie zilele de \u00eencropire a lui. \u00cens\u0103 nu toate uit\u0103rile necesit\u0103 re\u00eemprosp\u0103tare cu instantanee. Gutuiul dinspre casa veche, sc\u0103pat de mazilire, a r\u0103mas \u00eentip\u0103rit din dou\u0103 motive: propunerea de t\u0103iere a picat, jena produs\u0103 de ramurile lui, ce ne <strong>acro\u0219au<\/strong> ba pantalonii, ba tricourile, ba, \u00een ceea ce m\u0103 prive\u0219te, p\u0103rul.<br \/>\n       Calea \u00eentoars\u0103 pe inelul format din cele dou\u0103 str\u0103zi, m\u0103 readuce \u00een vale, pe col\u021bul opus, de unde ar fi trebuit s\u0103 \u00eencep periplul me\u0219te\u0219ug\u0103resc. Dou\u0103 femei, un imobil c\u00e2t dou\u0103, c\u00e2teva jgheaburi \u0219i burlane \u00eencep\u00e2nd de la mijloc, \u00eenconjur\u00e2ndu-l pe partea din spate. \u0218i unul la buc\u0103t\u0103ria de var\u0103. Desigur, impedimentele ,,nea\u0219teptate\u201d, din gama pl\u0103cerilor ,,sadice\u201d ale lui tata, de chin. Ba c\u0103 nu-i loc de \u00eembinare a jgheaburilor la sol &#8211; magazii, cop\u0103cei \u0219i vii -, ba c\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103rile de reglare a c\u00e2rligelor se las\u0103 cu sec\u021bion\u0103ri \u0219i ruperi ale lor de c\u00e2t de ruginite sunt \u0219i c\u00e2t de o\u021beloase fuseser\u0103, b\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai unde pune scara c\u00e2t s\u0103 ajungi la ,,r\u00e2vnitele\u201d ciuciure \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. \u0218i altele. Deja <strong>acuzele<\/strong> noastre se transformaser\u0103 \u00een simple formalit\u0103\u021bi de enumerare.<br \/>\n      Mai sus, pe Poiana M\u0103rului, la num\u0103rul doi, la o doamn\u0103 profesoar\u0103. Lucrare de ,,inspira\u021bie literar\u0103\u201d&#8230;. Uneori pare totul \u00een regul\u0103, de\u0219i semne c\u0103 exploziile de nervozitate se pot declan\u0219a sunt de la primele ore \u0219i scule puse \u00een traist\u0103, lad\u0103 \u0219i g\u0103leat\u0103. (Aproximativ debutul din tableta de la acel moment.) Urm\u0103toarele ,,clipe\u201d aveau doar rol de a <strong>acutiza<\/strong> mocnitul conflict, \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2tat de compara\u021biile \u0219i atributele picurate printre lipituri. A\u0219a \u00eencepusem, principala \u00eendeletnicire din acea zi ocupa sistemul pluvial, \u00eenlocuit pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile casei, \u00een trei, cu un Cristi smulg\u0103tor de vechituri, cu strig\u0103turi de grij\u0103 ca s\u0103 nu producem alte pagube inutil. Prima dezvinov\u0103\u021bire, c\u0103-i sunt <strong>acurate<\/strong> desprinderile jgheaburilor \u0219i c\u0103-n definitiv, face cum vrea \u0219i mie s\u0103 nu-mi pese. Dup\u0103 ce am reu\u0219it totu\u0219i s\u0103 le a\u0219ez\u0103m omene\u0219te pe pozi\u021bii, jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele, ne-am dedat la vopsirea acoperi\u0219ului. Iar la final, cum lesne \u0219i normal ar fi fost, s\u0103 fim pl\u0103ti\u021bi. Numai c\u0103 se tot am\u00e2na din pricina unor alte mici cerin\u021be despre care nu se discutase ini\u021bial: c\u00e2teva sc\u00e2nduri de peticit unele goluri la confluen\u021ba dintre magazie \u0219i cas\u0103. Ars a s\u0103rit Cristi. Str\u00e2nsese deja sculele. \u00cenf\u0103ptuit\u0103 dolean\u021ba. Str\u00e2ngere de scule. \u00centors de la ma\u0219in\u0103, constat\u0103, Cristi &#8211; ceea ce devenise relevant \u0219i de net\u0103g\u0103duit de mine \u0219i de tata &#8211; explodeaz\u0103: ,,Da&#8217; ce, sunt prostul vostru, v\u0103 bate\u021bi joc de mine?\u201d Nici noi nu st\u0103team mai bine cu furia, o estompasem doar ca s\u0103 nu pierdem timp <strong>acuz\u00e2nd<\/strong> propriet\u0103reasa c\u0103 este sucit\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i tot aduce aminte de c\u00e2te ceva. Nesemnificativ. Ne ,,rugase\u201d s\u0103-i lipim ni\u0219te oale \u0219i ni\u0219te crati\u021be \u00een care punea m\u00e2ncare pentru p\u0103s\u0103ri, ni\u0219te ciurucuri. Culmea, tot ea ofuscat\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-am f\u0103cut devizul de lucrare \u0219i dup\u0103 ce f\u0103cusem pe taximetri\u0219tii p\u00e2n\u0103 la Prim\u0103rie. Loc care a pecetluit o nou\u0103 sintagm\u0103 de uz familial: ,,M-a\u021bi jupuit!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Primul g\u00e2nd, urm\u0103torul \u0219i cine \u0219tie ce altceva. Acas\u0103 le vezi altfel, departe de ea schi\u021bezi doar un contur. \u0218i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15807"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15807"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15808,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15807\/revisions\/15808"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}