{"id":15789,"date":"2021-09-09T13:39:56","date_gmt":"2021-09-09T10:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15789"},"modified":"2021-09-09T13:39:56","modified_gmt":"2021-09-09T10:39:56","slug":"brigada-diverse-pistar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15789","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Pi\u0219(t)ar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6, 7, 8 septembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Ce n-a\u021bi priceput? \u00cembog\u0103\u021birea se produce doar prin scumpire.<br \/>\n       Ieri dou\u0103. Azi trei. (Faucci) M\u00e2ine&#8230;. La infinit. O doz\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi. (Eu)<br \/>\n       Dorin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i voin\u021b\u0103. Nu intri la stat cu not\u0103 mare, poli\u021bist la particular.<br \/>\n       I se c\u00e2nt\u0103 prohodul reginei Angliei. God kill the queen!<br \/>\n       Voin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i putin\u021b\u0103. Nu declara\u021bie, ci trecere la fapte. Fiindc\u0103 de\u021bine pistol, caraliul.<br \/>\n       S-o s\u0103tura el de urina, fecalele \u0219i flatulen\u021bele de b\u0103rbat. S\u0103 i se permit\u0103 transsexualului\/ei s\u0103 intre-n toaleta masculin\u0103. Da&#8217; nu mai \u0219tiu americanii din ce s\u0103 scoat\u0103 bani. Student\/\u0103 a p\u0103c\u0103lit fraierul de 1,3 milioane de parai.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n        Ce n-am priceput eu: c\u0103 \u00eencrederea de moment este egal\u0103 cu problemele viitoare. Ce n-au priceput ceilal\u021bi&#8230;. Dar aici se pot \u00een\u0219ira regretele tr\u0103itorului \u00een t\u00e2rguri c\u0103rora e\u0219ti tentat s\u0103 le conferi titlul de ora\u0219e (l-am regresat de cur\u00e2nd pe-al meu &#8211; cum p\u00e2n\u0103 ieri nu realizasem veridicul din titulatura echipei de handbal Minaur Baia-Mare &#8211; \u00een acela\u0219i spa\u021biu-,,ciorn\u0103 literar\u0103\u201d, str\u00e2mtat de la opt minute de mers la doar patru): c\u0103 zvonul \u0219i b\u00e2rfa de strad\u0103, singurele \u00een stare s\u0103 creeze \u0219i folclorul urban, \u0219i istoria post-mortem, cu \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103 personal\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 un deceniu, \u00ee\u0219i pierd zilnic din valoare \u0219i se pot transforma \u00een viz\u0103 pentru boxa acuza\u021biilor.<br \/>\n       \u00cen tonul propus, fiindc\u0103 sunt c\u00e2\u021biva ani\u0219ori de c\u00e2nd pitorescul Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-a pus ultima pecete pe cet\u0103\u021beanul de r\u00e2nd (Nenea, nenea&#8230;) &#8211; probabil cu el a murit \u0219i secolul trecut, \u0219i ceea ce odinioar\u0103 p\u0103rea o urbe lini\u0219tit\u0103 \u0219i normal\u0103, cu excese de nu dep\u0103\u0219eau barometrul bunului sim\u021b dec\u00e2t cu o linie (oho! asear\u0103, \u00eentr-o luni dintre cele mai banale, se-ntreceau figurile creole \u00een zbierat pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 brazii \u00eenfip\u021bi \u00een m\u00e2inile, capurile \u0219i trupurile ie\u0219ite prin toate geamurile bemveurilor &#8211; o nunt\u0103 continu\u0103 de o lun\u0103 \u00eencoace, perechi-perechi, zilele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii s-au transformat \u00een chefuri interminabile): s\u0103 se fi ofuscat definitiv mama acestuia c\u00e2nd i-au ajuns la urechi \u0219tirile b\u0103be\u0219ti c\u0103 Mihai nu era numai un instrument de ajutor cui \u00eel tocmea pentru trebu\u0219oare casnice, ci \u0219i pentru femeile v\u0103dane \u00een imensa lor lips\u0103&#8230;. C\u0103ci se spune &#8211; \u0219i curio\u0219i destui s-au convins &#8211; c\u0103 era ,,n\u0103zdr\u0103van\u201d. La fel ca-n bancul cu ,,ce grosol\u0103nie\u201d: ce calomnie&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ce s\u0103 mai, dom&#8217;le&#8230;. Ieri cet\u0103\u021beanul din mine a \u00eencetat din via\u021b\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 jurnalistul tr\u0103ie\u0219te&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n       Nu este de ieri maniera tr\u00e2ndav-\u00eenvinuitoare a gure\u0219ilor ce trag la odgoanele administr\u0103rii statale. Ne-am obi\u0219nuit noi s\u0103 credit\u0103m ve\u0219nic promisiunea \u0219i neputin\u021ba ulterioar\u0103 de punere \u00een practic\u0103. C\u00e2t despre daune \u0219i v\u0103ic\u0103reli tardive&#8230;. E me\u0219ter\u0103 tanti blond\u0103: ba la paritate cu U-ul, ba f\u0103r\u0103 de vin\u0103.<br \/>\n        Fiecare privatizat &#8211; termenul r\u0103m\u00e2ne generic pentru orice afacerist &#8211; s-a \u00eembulzit la un loc eligibil pentru cre\u0219terea economic\u0103 oralizat\u0103 la tribunele electorale. Cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 fiecare merit\u0103. S-a strecurat o gre\u0219eal\u0103 totu\u0219i: prosperitatea fundat\u0103 pe fondurile europene nu este un deziderat al niciunui capitalist adev\u0103rat \u0219i nici garan\u021bia succesului ve\u0219nic.<br \/>\n        Ideile bizare distrug de obicei realitatea. Printre ele aceea c\u0103 se poate huzuri f\u0103r\u0103 un minut de munc\u0103 vreodat\u0103. Extratere\u0219trii, multiversul \u0219i alte tr\u0103sn\u0103i la care cotizeaz\u0103 nu numai ,,America\u201d.<br \/>\n        Nu m-am \u00een\u0219elat s\u0103 cataloghez indienii \u0219i alte na\u021biuni&#8230; fra\u021bi \u0219i surori cu etnia ,,noastr\u0103\u201d rom\u0103. Au aceea\u0219i meteahn\u0103 de-a se auriza din cap p\u00e2n\u0103-n picioare.<br \/>\n        Valuri&#8230;. Lume neglijent\u0103, nes\u0103\u021bioas\u0103, ahtiat\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eempart\u0103 aerul cu oricine, oric\u00e2nd, oricum. De la ciclul ,,inexplicabil\u201d de dou\u0103 luni per und\u0103 epidemic\u0103&#8230;. La nici trei zile de la presupunerea nesf\u00e2r\u0219itelor \u00eemboln\u0103viri \u0219i vaccin\u0103ri, adeverirea primului pas: Israel la al patrule r\u00e2nd de \u00een\u021bep\u0103turi, institutul Pasteur la al cincilea val major.<br \/>\n        Se mai laud\u0103 omenirea c\u0103 se-nmul\u021besc minoritarii ,,inversi\u0219ti\u201d. \u0218i-atunci de ce un singur voluntar s-a \u00eenscris \u00een programul de testare a anticovidului supozitor?<br \/>\n        F\u0103r\u0103 lauda de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat\u0103 a jurnalistului, politicianul r\u0103m\u00e2ne un necunoscut. ,,Invectivele\u201d ulterioare, acuzele de slug\u0103rnicie&#8230;. O \u00eencercare t\u00e2rzie de disculpare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6, 7, 8 septembrie 2021 Ce n-a\u021bi priceput? \u00cembog\u0103\u021birea se produce doar prin scumpire. Ieri dou\u0103. Azi trei. 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