{"id":15760,"date":"2021-09-05T13:16:42","date_gmt":"2021-09-05T10:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15760"},"modified":"2021-09-05T13:16:42","modified_gmt":"2021-09-05T10:16:42","slug":"brigada-diverse-urase-sate-ca-noi-zece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15760","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; U(r)ase s(a)te c(a) n(o)i zec(e)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Iluzionare total\u0103. Muzica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 nu e rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. Cum nici parte din literatura cu iz de universalitate nu are semin\u021be de dac. Nici celelalte, toate.<br \/>\n       Nu \u0219tiu de unde \u0219i cum num\u0103r\u0103m \u0219i ce consider\u0103m istorie. Ce ne-ar califica s\u0103 clasific\u0103m erup\u021biile vulcanice de azi \u00een ,,cele mai devastatoare&#8221; dintotdeauna?<br \/>\n       A\u0219a s-a ajuns \u0219i la urne, a\u0219a se \u00eencearc\u0103 \u0219i la vaccin. Cu suta.<br \/>\n       P\u0103i dac\u0103 nu te a\u0219teptai la 1500 de cazuri la capul de pod al lui septembrie, cum se \u0219i \u00eenregistreaz\u0103 zilele astea, c\u00e2t\u0103 precizie ai c\u00e2nd sco\u021bi la \u00eenceperea noului an \u0219colar estimativ 2000?<br \/>\n       \u0218i s\u0103ritul peste somn, \u0219i fumatul, \u0219i consumul de alcool, s\u0103 nu mai spun de cel de droguri, \u0219i multe altele. Fix, cic\u0103, 36 de minute dac\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci un hot-dog. Pentru o shaorma c\u00e2t?<br \/>\n       O s\u0103 ajung\u0103 vaccinul ca la dependen\u021bii de stupefiante. Al treilea, al patrulea, al&#8230; nenum\u0103ratelea. Negarant\u00e2nd vreunul supravie\u021buirea, declasarea din postura de infectant \u0219i plimb\u0103re\u021b interstatal imun. La \u00eentoarcere la izolare. N-o vedea nimeni c\u0103-s cioace?<br \/>\n       Nu-i cunosc, p\u0103rerea lor fiindu-mi&#8230; paralel\u0103. \u0218i ce poate face un strig\u0103tor la cer, ,,fulminant&#8221; \u00een fa\u021ba nu unei politici de ga\u0219c\u0103, ci \u00een a unei g\u0103\u0219ti \u00eentregi? A americanilor, a ideilor de moarte cu&#8230;. Cu orice pre\u021b, deoarece el dicteaz\u0103 \u0219i cei pe care-i alimenteaz\u0103 acesta.<br \/>\n      Simpatiile mele se opresc la manifest\u0103rile v\u0103dite \u0219i continue precum mimarea prostiei, mimarea \u0219mecheriei \u0219i mimarea rasei rome. De aceea lui M\u0103rgineanu, lui Pietreanu \u0219i altor costei \u0219i lene le dezaprob ulterioara declara\u021bie cum c\u0103 al\u021bii, nu ei, au t\u00e2mpit popula\u021bia cu televizorul. Fals, Mihaie!<br \/>\n       A opta disfunc\u021bie. Covid produce demen\u021b\u0103. Sper c\u0103 studiul recent se \u00eengrijoreaz\u0103 de cei sub 50-60 de ani, altfel e penibil \u00een fa\u021ba realit\u0103\u021bii &#8211; de\u0219i varianta precoce se-nfrupt\u0103 din tinerime -, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea are leg\u0103turi str\u00e2nse cu pierderea min\u021bilor.<br \/>\n       Cu astfel de chipuri angelice, infrac\u021bionalitatea&#8230; cre\u0219te. Despletite, fardate, candidatele la titulatura poli\u021bist fac ochi dulci mai cur\u00e2nd golanilor.<br \/>\n       Se d\u0103 de ceasul mor\u021bii protipendada mondial\u0103 a deciden\u021bilor degeaba. Lumea toat\u0103 e-o sal\u0103 de party, ziulica celor 24 de ore &#8211; un eveniment de petrecere. S\u0103 nu se mai mire nimeni de unde p\u00e2n\u0103 unde ceea ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103.<br \/>\n       O spun nu cu team\u0103, ci cu ru\u0219ine \u0219i dezn\u0103dejde. \u021a\u0103ranul rom\u00e2n din \u021bara mum\u0103 a devenit, de\u0219i a\u0219a fusese, un \u00eentre\u021binut. Altu-l hr\u0103ne\u0219te, altu-l \u00eembrac\u0103, al\u021bi-i muncesc p\u0103m\u00e2ntul. Unele reportaje \u00eel \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219eaz\u0103 a\u0219a cum este, de\u0219i-s caraghioase loca\u021biile unde jurnalistul ia p\u0103rerile la cald. Defini\u021bia lui a r\u0103mas \u00eentre gospodina care arunc\u0103 gr\u0103un\u021be p\u0103s\u0103retului, pescarul cu \u021bigara \u00eentre buze, arunc\u0103torul de ciocani sub cazanul de \u021buic\u0103 \u0219i tractoristul robotind degeaba pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 clasica variant\u0103 de Bra\u0219ov. Restul satului s-a mutat \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate \u0219i la&#8230; mall.<br \/>\n       Dovada? B\u0103tr\u00e2nul sufocat cu m\u00e2ncare \u00een&#8230; acela\u0219i&#8230;.<br \/>\n       \u0218i cu banii lua\u021bi, \u0219i pu\u0219i la munc\u0103! ,,Invita\u021bie&#8221;, vezi doamne, a prim\u0103riei vintile\u0219tene la cur\u0103\u021bare de traseu. Ap\u0103i ce altceva s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 rom\u00e2nul?<br \/>\n       Intrarea unui sfert de milion de euro \u00een contul unei singure&#8230; consumabile, fie chiar \u0219i de la un milionar, se produce \u00een urma unor prest\u0103ri \u00eendelungi \u0219i de nivelul fantasticului, zi de zi&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Toat\u0103 lumea scrie. Nimeni nu mai \u0219tie de ce.<br \/>\n       Dac\u0103 era dup\u0103 fiecare aleg\u0103tor, domnule pre\u0219edinte, azi aveam zeci de mii de partide \u0219i zeci de mii de fix\u0103ri pe e\u0219ichierul politic dreapta-st\u00e2nga. Ca la frecven\u021bele radio, 95,5, 95,6&#8230;. Ca s\u0103 v\u0103 lini\u0219tesc, v\u0103 pot asigura c\u0103 nimeni dintre cei viza\u021bi a fi de la mijloc c\u0103tre occident nu intra \u00een colimatorul votan\u021bilor doctrinar, ci doar economic. \u0218i una-i speran\u021ba, altele a\u0219tept\u0103rile. Dezam\u0103girile dup\u0103 procentul investit \u00een ele.<br \/>\n      Mai am una. Dintr-o dat\u0103 mare grij\u0103 mare pentru curierii de haleal\u0103. \u00cen state. L\u0103sa\u021bi pe biciclete \u00een toiul inunda\u021biilor. Vai, vai! Ce s\u0103 spun! M\u0103 mir cum de nu se g\u00e2ndesc la bietele lor picioru\u0219e nu intrate-n b\u0103l\u021bile stradale, ci rupte de at\u00e2ta pedalat \u00eenc\u00e2t l-ar surclasa pe Armstrong de n ori.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iluzionare total\u0103. Muzica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 nu e rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. 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