{"id":15740,"date":"2021-09-02T22:01:41","date_gmt":"2021-09-02T19:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15740"},"modified":"2021-09-02T22:01:41","modified_gmt":"2021-09-02T19:01:41","slug":"brigada-diverse-lacra-sta-ici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15740","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; La(c)ra st(\u0103) ic(i)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> 29 august 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      S\u0103 se simt\u0103 bine: el c\u0103 face bani cu ele, ele c\u0103 trec mai u\u0219or peste prostitu\u021bie.<br \/>\n      De-ar fi servit drogurile dinainte domnul doctor, a\u0219 fi \u00een\u021beles ce este halucinant \u00een propozi\u021bia ,,Medicii au trei feluri de venituri:&#8230;\u201d De intuit urmarea, nesiderant\u0103, legal\u0103 cu totul, la vedere : salar, taxa de consultare la propriul cabinet \u0219i un mic \u0219per\u021b introdus de ,,client\u201d \u00een buzunarul drept ,,pe \u0219est\u201d.<br \/>\n      Mai halucinant\u0103 totu\u0219i concluzia speciali\u0219tilor \u00een domeniul mediului. Geaba c\u00e2t vezi cu ochii p\u0103dure secular\u0103, mai bine un hectar de c\u00e2nep\u0103. Aer respirabil cu o p\u0103trime mai mult, fum lunatic pentru omenirea intrat\u0103 \u00een sevrajul fericirii eterne.<br \/>\n      ,,Teta\u201d \u0103sta ne las\u0103 cu dezn\u0103dejde. Pic\u0103 solu\u021bia vaccin\u0103rii \u00een mas\u0103 ca s\u0103 ne facem bine, imunizarea colectiv\u0103. Ce v\u0103 spusei? Ori serul e zeam\u0103 chioar\u0103, ori nu-i bun de nimic, ori virusul e mai de\u0219tept dec\u00e2t \u00eentreaga liot\u0103 de \u0219tiin\u021bologi.<br \/>\n       Caut corzi de vioar\u0103 \u0219i g\u0103sesc de ,,vioare\u201d, citesc \u00een presa&#8230; despre dou\u0103 partide care ,,minte\u201d, neimportant ce. Aud despre o ,,analiz\u0103\u201d literar\u0103 cum c\u0103 s-ar ocupa \u00een primul r\u00e2nd cu gramatica&#8230;. M\u0103 tem c\u0103 suntem analfabe\u021bi. Incurabili.<br \/>\n       De altfel fioro\u0219i purt\u0103torii de evadat. Nu-mi explic de ce l\u00e2ng\u0103 celula de unde i s-a n\u0103z\u0103rit s\u0103 plece 18 plus un picului delicvent, \u0219i a \u0219i putut, stau ,,domni\u0219oare\u201d \u0219i nu zdrahoni \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103tori.<br \/>\n      Spune, frate, a\u0219a, 58 de la \u00eenceput, nu 20 \u0219i ceva mai \u00eencolo \u00eenc\u0103 38. N-o mai frac\u021biona\u021bi. \u00cen fapt e mai mult, cam 65,6. Matematica gazelor&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Noroc cu ea, corecta, ca s\u0103 ne d\u0103m seama de programatismul pandemiei valului patru. Doar dac\u0103 \u00eentre timp nu s-au petrecut schimb\u0103ri. Adic\u0103, incuba\u021bia covid s\u0103 fi trecut la patru-\u0219ase s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Altfel declara\u021bia arafetian\u0103 cu ziua prezis\u0103 a redeclan\u0219\u0103rii, \u00eentre ultimele ale lui R\u0103pciune \u0219i primele ale lui Brum\u0103rel, face parte din marele plan al reinfect\u0103rii.<br \/>\n      De fapt \u00eei roade foarte tare c\u0103 nu pot onora contractele cu firmele care produc vaccinul, fiindc\u0103 omul de r\u00e2nd a tot a\u0219teptat s\u0103 se prind\u0103 \u0219i de el boala \u0219i nu s-a prea \u00eent\u00e2mplat. Ia s\u0103 rememora\u021bi preconizarea producerii masive a remediului p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0219i inclusiv 2023.<br \/>\n       Afganii sunt afoni. Demonstreaz\u0103 recentele m\u0103suri planificate ale interzicerii l\u0103l\u0103ielilor. Afganii sunt famili\u0219ti. N-o s\u0103-\u0219i mai lase femeile s\u0103 brambureasc\u0103 singure, le vor \u00eenso\u021bi ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i, b\u0103rba\u021bii.<br \/>\n       Inspirat proiectantul noilor s\u0103li de opera\u021bii, m\u0103car nu omoar\u0103 pacientul de pe mas\u0103. Are \u00eens\u0103 variante pentru doctori \u0219i asistente: s\u0103 le cad\u0103 l\u0103mpile \u00een cap.<br \/>\n       Azi e\u0219ti \u0219i m\u00e2ine nu. ,,I love my jobe\u201d-ul te poate l\u0103sa rece prin Kahul.<br \/>\n       A picat \u0219i ,,Ce e tac-tu?\u201d. \u0218i nu pentru trimiteri sus-jos \u00een ierarhia preferin\u021belor profesorilor, ci fiindc\u0103 nici m\u0103car ,,Cine este?\u201d nu mai este relevant. Personajele \u00eentemeietoare de familie \u0219i-au l\u0103sat ,,proiectele\u201d neterminate sau le-au abandonat.<br \/>\n      Uite c\u0103 moartea unora dintre arti\u0219ti nu-i reabiliteaz\u0103, nu le dezv\u0103luie ulterior toat\u0103 muncu\u0219oara. A murit \u0219i pace. \u0218i el un ,,actor gr\u0103bit\u201d. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 august 2021 S\u0103 se simt\u0103 bine: el c\u0103 face bani cu ele, ele c\u0103 trec mai u\u0219or peste prostitu\u021bie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15740"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15741,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15740\/revisions\/15741"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}