{"id":15705,"date":"2021-08-29T19:34:28","date_gmt":"2021-08-29T16:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15705"},"modified":"2021-08-29T19:34:28","modified_gmt":"2021-08-29T16:34:28","slug":"brigada-diverse-veneratia-zomba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15705","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (V)enera\u021bia zomb(a)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> 27, 28 august 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 mine&#8230;. Afganii i-ar fi cerut socoteal\u0103 pre\u0219edintelui. \u0218i bine a procedat zbur\u00e2nd pe alt\u0103 crac\u0103, altfel i-ar fi c\u00e2ntat Cucu de muliu.<br \/>\n       Incorigibil. Nu-i ajungea be\u021bia la volan, a mai \u0219i c\u0103lcat str\u00e2mb, adic\u0103 deloc pe la banc\u0103 pentru a returna, indiferent cum, datoriile.<br \/>\n       Iat\u0103! Omul de r\u00e2nd se-ncoloneaz\u0103 \u0219i prime\u0219te \u00een\u021bep\u0103tura vindicativ\u0103. Mai sus \u00een ierarhie, omul cu responsabilit\u0103\u021bi, cu liceul absolvit, are un abur de \u00eendoial\u0103, eliminat cu niscaiva p\u0103reri inseminate de minima informare&#8230;. La nivelul cel mai ridicat stau adev\u0103ra\u021bii profesioni\u0219ti, cei c\u0103rora \u0219tiin\u021ba le poate furniza doar certitudini. De aici reticen\u021ba la vaccinare a doctoranzilor.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 nu fie m\u00e2n\u0103 ,,uciga\u0219\u0103\u201d \u0219i conspira\u021bie. Tocmai la recep\u021bia lui Obama s\u0103 se \u00eemboln\u0103veasc\u0103 cu nemiluita invita\u021bii?<br \/>\n       Deh, se spun lucrurile \u0219i altfel. Exerci\u021biu&#8230; \u00een lips\u0103 de memorie.<br \/>\n       A\u0219a, dup\u0103 o zi pe alta, apare c\u00e2te un curajos cu v\u00e2rst\u0103 necoapt\u0103. Indiferent c\u0103 face pe \u0219mechera\u0219ul sau pe omul cu virtu\u021bi \u0219i teme de actualitate pentru omenire. Iar c\u00e2nd vadimul din el ,,url\u0103\u201d despre \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara lui &#8211; mai suntem \u0219i noi prin ea -, aplaud\u0103 capii: academia \u0219i biserica.<br \/>\n       \u0218i n-a mai fost pandemie la 46.000\/zi \u00een 96, c\u00e2nd buiser\u0103 virozele \u0219i gripele inegal. \u00cen ziarele vremii ca \u0219i \u00een cotidian: una \u00een titlu, alta prin con\u021binut, de\u0219i mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t ar fi constituit o \u0219tire senza\u021bional\u0103.<br \/>\n       Desprinderea de Moldova&#8230;. La ce s\u0103 te mai \u00eentorci din Afganistan? E bine, magazinele sunt deschise, curent este, telefoanele sun\u0103.<br \/>\n       Nu spectatorii infecta\u021bi la campionatul de fotbal, num\u0103rul jum\u0103t\u0103\u021bii lui zece miare, mi-au aprins becule\u021bele, ci titulatura neupdatat\u0103. Fiindc\u0103 trece anul, ajuns \u00een cel nou schimbi cifra din coad\u0103. Cum Euro 2020?<br \/>\n      Mai ieri o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u0103rea eroul de la&#8230;. Azi insolvent binef\u0103c\u0103torul sistemului de s\u0103n\u0103tate?<br \/>\n      Vreau la restaurant. Ce dac\u0103 am Covid? Ne, ne, acas\u0103, fetic\u0103!<br \/>\n      La grijile zilnice ale suedezilor, fie \u00een via\u021ba normal\u0103, fie \u00een cea unde cu\u021bitele virusale stau cu t\u0103i\u0219ul \u00een coaps\u0103, era de a\u0219teptat s\u0103 fie mai s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219ii Europei, mai bucuro\u0219i elevii. Parc\u0103 \u0219i aud &#8211; \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 &#8211; \u00eentrebarea: ,,Ce vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 face\u021bi c\u00e2nd ve\u021bi fi mari?\u201d R\u0103spunsul, evident: ,,Vrem s\u0103 ne facem ferici\u021bi!\u201d Asta da preocupare!<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Cel mai l\u0103udat. Cel mai afectat. Cel mai vaccinat. Cel mai infectat. Cel mai israelit.<br \/>\n       Nu rimeaz\u0103, dar bifeaz\u0103. Toate dintr-o vin\u0103 global\u0103. Pare-se c\u0103-i un dram de p\u0103c\u0103leal\u0103. Serul ap\u0103 de ploaie servit, infrac\u021bional, drept minune. Oric\u00e2t\u0103 vigilen\u021b\u0103 ar fi la nivel guvernamental. De te miri cum de s-au l\u0103sat p\u0103c\u0103lite 40.<br \/>\n       Rom\u00e2nii&#8230;. Rom\u00e2nii-s ni\u0219te fandosi\u021bi. S\u0103 le stea cineva \u00een picioare, s\u0103 le toarne \u00een pahare fel de fel de culori etilice.<br \/>\n       LG&#8230;. Marca at\u00e2t de r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit\u0103, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i-n revolu\u021bionarul Afganistan au str\u00e2ns r\u00e2ndurile. Cu team\u0103, nu cu exuberan\u021b\u0103 ca-n \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara noastr\u0103, \u00een v\u0103zul lumii la parad\u0103.<br \/>\n       Eligibilitatea pierdut\u0103 \u00een scaunul preziden\u021bial de partid echivaleaz\u0103 cu candidatura la pre\u0219edin\u021bia \u021b\u0103rii. De la boem la vis\u0103tor nu-i dec\u00e2t un pas.<br \/>\n       Mie \u0219tirile despre trecerile \u00een nefiin\u021b\u0103 mi se par triste, nu dure ca altora.<br \/>\n       \u0218tiu, muzican\u021bii &#8211; \u0219i am dou\u0103 cazuri \u00eentre apropia\u021bi &#8211; \u00ee\u0219i doresc s\u0103 aib\u0103 propria c\u00e2rcium\u0103. De\u0219i m\u0103 mir, inutil, \u0219i jurnali\u0219tii-\u0219i doresc titulatura de proprietar de posturi tv.<br \/>\n    Din fericire profesorii s-au trezit dup\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Restul popula\u021biei nici acum nu reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 dup\u0103 ce pre\u021burile s-au dublat peste noapte.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2\u021bu-i americanul de american, nici p\u00e2n\u0103 azi n-a dat de teroristul&#8230; virus.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2nd v\u0103d negru&#8230; \u00een fa\u021ba ochilor m\u0103 \u00eentreb ce mai este Rom\u00e2nia.<br \/>\n      \u00cen fa\u021ba eviden\u021bei p\u0103lesc p\u0103rerile pizma\u0219e. De\u0219i nu agreez ,,americanii\u201d \u0219i companiile lor scenaristico-interpretative, le-am dat o bil\u0103 alb\u0103. Fetelor cucuiete, mult prea vulgar-teatrale, trei bile negre.<br \/>\n     Optimisto-tupeist. Iarna, domnule prim, ne ia mereu pe nepreg\u0103tite. Ori poate ave\u021bi contacte para&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>27, 28 august 2021 Dup\u0103 mine&#8230;. Afganii i-ar fi cerut socoteal\u0103 pre\u0219edintelui. \u0218i bine a procedat zbur\u00e2nd pe alt\u0103 crac\u0103,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15706,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15705\/revisions\/15706"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}