{"id":15574,"date":"2021-08-15T13:02:04","date_gmt":"2021-08-15T10:02:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15574"},"modified":"2021-08-15T13:02:04","modified_gmt":"2021-08-15T10:02:04","slug":"brigada-diverse-edil-nica-lescu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15574","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; E(d)il Nic(a) Le(\u0219)cu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>14 august 2021<br \/>\n                                        E(d)il Nic(a) Le(\u0219)cu<br \/>\n                                            (Emil Niculescu)     <\/p>\n<p>      Placebo. Ap\u0103 cu sare \u0219i neam\u021bu-i vindecat. Spune-i-se vaccin.<br \/>\n      Era clar. Dup\u0103 zecile de ani \u00een care angajatul a devenit din unealt\u0103 uneltitor, din apt de munc\u0103 lene\u0219 cu diplom\u0103, din supus un r\u0103zvr\u0103tit, din subaltern pretendent la \u0219efie, s-a ajuns la punctul ,,Mai bine acas\u0103 dec\u00e2t la birou.\u201d Bun\u0103 \u0219i pandemia asta la ceva. Doar c\u00e2rcota\u0219ii g\u0103sesc scenarii negre pentru patroni.<br \/>\n       Progresismul a dep\u0103\u0219it \u0219i el era industrial\u0103 cu muncitori fixa\u021bi pe band\u0103, cu mama, tata \u0219i copiii, cu fidelitatea, cu loialitatea, cu grijile \u0219i continua via\u021b\u0103 de c\u0103min conjugal. Viseaz\u0103 robo\u021bi, c\u0103l\u0103torii interplanetare&#8230;. Minciunele.<br \/>\n      Planuri pandemice &#8211; \u00een viziune actoriceasc\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 vreo 7 ani. Citite. Dovedibile. Din care reiese o lips\u0103 de speran\u021b\u0103: ,,&#8230; s-a terminat.\u201d De-ar fi chiar a\u0219a, doamn\u0103 T\u0103nase. \u0218i chiar de-ar fi, ce mai \u0219tim noi peste&#8230; c\u00e2nd chiar s-a terminat. Pentru noi, vorbitorii de azi.<br \/>\n      Ba c\u0103-s vaccina\u021bi peste m\u0103sur\u0103, ba c\u0103 s-au infectat din nou cu toate precau\u021biile, ba c\u0103 leacul salvator te scoate la liman dup\u0103 cinci zile. Ba c\u0103-s evrei.<br \/>\n      Nu-i pe baz\u0103, ci doar o particularitate care produce discriminare. Aurelul mamii, Simion.<br \/>\n      Iote-te! B\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia care n-a\u021bi pupat moa\u0219tele sf\u00e2ntului planton, merge\u021bi voi la \u0219osele, spitale \u0219i \u0219coli pentru 60 de lei pe lun\u0103 \u0219i orez la cazan, pentru zi la zi din pu\u0219c\u0103rie. V-o conveni?<br \/>\n      Din p\u0103cate, meritele literare se contabilizeaz\u0103 doar pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u00eentre cei vii. Acolo sus&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Grijuliu copil, n\u0103t\u00e2ngi p\u0103rin\u021bi cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 o fapt\u0103 ascuns\u0103 de progenitur\u0103 le protejeaz\u0103 integritatea moral\u0103. A\u0219i, bre, nea C\u00ee\u021bu!<br \/>\n      Tratament spitalicesc&#8230;. \u00cendoit la sens. Delta 1: 2 aspirine, \u0219apte zile, 2000 \u0219i ceva de lei. Delta 2: 4 aspirine, 14 zile la pat, 4000 lei&#8230;. \u00centr-adev\u0103r, diferit!<br \/>\n      Fu preg\u0103tit. S\u0103-l \u00eencol\u021beasc\u0103, s\u0103-l sugrume, s\u0103-l suprime! P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i-a dat seama (ca premier): ,,Da&#8217; noi avem vaccin. Ce r\u0103u s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 valul 4? Niciunul!\u201d<br \/>\n      Zic degeaba. C\u00e2nd te raportezi doar la ce te intereseaz\u0103 \u0219i pui \u00een sarcina ,,marilor arderi\u201d industriale flinticul de 0,74 grade celsius cre\u0219tere de temperatur\u0103 de la 1850 \u00eencoace, o faci cu r\u0103utate \u0219i ascunzi\u0219uri. De parc\u0103 soarele-i un \u0103la insignifiant \u00een sistemul lui (nu al nostru).<br \/>\n      Cu p\u0103rere de r\u0103u&#8230;. Punerea ingineriei laolalt\u0103 cu interesanta munc\u0103 de zugrav \u0219i transbordarea lor de c\u0103tre samsari&#8230;. O batjocur\u0103. \u0218i drept s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, n-am v\u0103zut pe nicio u\u0219\u0103 de apartament acum h\u0103t ani ,,fam. zug. Zidaru Cornel\u201d. (Personajul este fictiv.)<br \/>\n      One more. S-a-mplinit, canadian, expresia ,,Mi-a c\u0103zut fa\u021ba.\u201d Nu de cine \u0219tie ce veste, numai de vaccin.<br \/>\n      Mai l\u0103sa\u021bi-i \u0219i pe ei. Dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta drogare-n cas\u0103, uitaser\u0103 cum este s\u0103 te droghezi la concert.<br \/>\n      P\u0103i 200 de muncitori are Nehoiu to\u021bi. \u0218i p-\u0103ia s\u0103-i concediezi?<br \/>\n      De ce s\u0103-i ard\u0103 rom\u00e2nului la \u00eenceputul secolului trecut? De bere \u0219i \u0219pri\u021b. Duse la nivel academic.<br \/>\n      Omul nu \u0219tie, \u00eenc\u0103, de ce este om, dar\u0103mite s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 de unde ia chi\u021bibu\u0219ul \u0103sta de covid care-i otr\u0103ve\u0219te pl\u0103m\u00e2nul \u0219i-i z\u0103d\u0103r\u0103\u0219te nesf\u00e2r\u0219ita nevoie de preumblare haotic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14 august 2021 E(d)il Nic(a) Le(\u0219)cu (Emil Niculescu) Placebo. Ap\u0103 cu sare \u0219i neam\u021bu-i vindecat. Spune-i-se vaccin. Era clar. 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