{"id":15539,"date":"2021-08-12T10:55:35","date_gmt":"2021-08-12T07:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15539"},"modified":"2021-08-12T10:55:35","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T07:55:35","slug":"brigada-diverse-fanele-nanele-oanele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15539","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (F)anele, (n)anele, (O)anele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>8 august 2021 <\/strong><br \/>\n      Nu mai \u0219tie justi\u021bia cum s\u0103 mai regul&#8230;arizeze co\u021b\u0103iala cu minori. Le stau sutele de mii de reclama\u021bii \u0219i nu mai pot avea acurate\u021be \u00een actul decizional, debusola\u021bi de c\u00e2te le debiteaz\u0103 maturul \u0219i ce inven\u021biuni scorne\u0219te \u0103l de sub 18 ani. C\u0103 te cruce\u0219ti cu c\u00e2t\u0103 patim\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103 \u0219i cei f\u0103r\u0103 de buletin \u0219i cum le povestesc de parc\u0103 le-au tr\u0103it aievea. P\u00e2n\u0103 la dumirire, sub 14 ani raporturile sexuale se caut\u0103 la viol.<br \/>\n      Dar viol \u0219i t\u00e2lh\u0103rire cap\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i mai marii. Un \u00eensur\u0103\u021bel &#8211; ca-n snoavele \u0219i p\u0103\u021baniile lui Arcu\u0219 &#8211; se d\u0103 de ceasul mor\u021bii pe vremuri de restri\u0219te economic\u0103, \u00eentreb\u00e2nd \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i \u00een dreapta cum s-o dreag\u0103 cu nevasta: o aia c-un sextet de ani peste. De-at\u00e2ta cheltuial\u0103 pentru cumna\u021bii b\u0103t\u0103u\u0219i, la sosire \u0219i plecare, e-n stare oropsitul s\u0103 se mute la ei \u00een ocin\u0103: c\u0103-l rupe cfr-ul pe ruta Cluj-Sibiu.<br \/>\n      Degeaba trei doze de vaccin, degeaba muzician. De moarte nu se face nimeni bine niciodat\u0103.<br \/>\n       Din setul de ,,nu m\u0103-nfric\u0103\u201d bocian, Rare\u0219ul pnl-ului nu se teme pentru premierul \u00eencol\u021bit de DNA. Cura\u021bi&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Dac\u0103 mai era \u0219i mama-mare fat\u0103 mare, \u0219i oamenii tineri ve\u0219nic&#8230;. De aceea este C\u00ee\u021bu premier, ca s\u0103 nu poat\u0103 demite directorul Cfr-ului.<br \/>\n       Neimuniza\u021bi, cu o doz\u0103 sau dou\u0103, simptomele apari\u021biei virusului par acelea\u0219i: cefalee, curgeri de nas, dureri \u00een g\u00e2t&#8230;. Oricare ar fi tulpina. Numai ei vor s\u0103 credem c\u0103 ordinea semnelor de boal\u0103 face diferen\u021ba.<br \/>\n        Nea Fauci,, bre! E sau nu e acela\u0219i virus?<br \/>\n    Avea\u021bi sau nu c\u0103r\u021bi c\u00e2nd mergea\u021bi cu oile, domn profesor universitar? Parc\u0103 zicea\u021bi c\u0103 acas\u0103 ioc.<br \/>\n        Dac\u0103 vin rudele \u0219i mai beh\u0103ie \u0219i ele cu tine, se cheam\u0103 c\u0103 ai avut concert. D\u0103m \u0219i noi unul asem\u0103n\u0103tor m\u00e2ine (luni).<br \/>\n        Pe c\u00e2nd un concurs de manele? Festival v\u0103d c\u0103 este.<br \/>\n        Minciuna are picioare scurte \u0219i zilele num\u0103rate. Restul sunt cifre, de raportare, seci.<br \/>\n        Deci. Te vaccinezi, te infectezi. Rar recidivezi, rar grav. Depinde cum numeri. Tu ce tulpin\u0103 ai? Ai grij\u0103 cum r\u0103spunzi, fiindc\u0103 r\u0103spuns nu-i dec\u00e2t unul: Delta.<br \/>\n        Nu tu aer, nu tu curent electric. Ca pe vremea lui Ulise.<br \/>\n      Plajele l\u0103rgite? Ba, b\u0103ie\u021bi! Costurile pentru un \u0219ezlong \u0219i o umbrel\u0103 dup\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de \u00eenchiriere echivaleaz\u0103 cu dublul lor.<br \/>\n       Depinde \u00een ce se \u00eentrec. La anvergura bazinului \u0219i greutate c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 \u0218o\u0219oac\u0103. La \u00een\u0103l\u021bime bate Kovesi. La debit verbal \u0218o\u0219oac\u0103 iese \u00eenving\u0103toare. La posibilit\u0103\u021bi de dosar \u0219i condamnare a adversarului, Kove\u0219i o leag\u0103 pe \u0218o\u0219oac\u0103 de nu se vede. La preziden\u021biale n-o s\u0103 ias\u0103 niciuna.<br \/>\n       \u00cen Codurile Penale scrie clar: c\u0103 reclama\u021bia se poate face \u0219i verbal. Se semneaz\u0103. Gelu\u021bu de ziua a \u0219aptea ortodox\u0103 nu \u0219tie c\u0103 analfabe\u021bii nici m\u0103car isc\u0103litura n-o pot executa, dar\u0103mite s\u0103 acuze ,,\u0219coala rom\u00e2neasc\u0103\u201d \u00een justi\u021bie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8 august 2021 Nu mai \u0219tie justi\u021bia cum s\u0103 mai regul&#8230;arizeze co\u021b\u0103iala cu minori. 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