{"id":15510,"date":"2021-08-08T22:40:25","date_gmt":"2021-08-08T19:40:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15510"},"modified":"2021-08-08T22:40:25","modified_gmt":"2021-08-08T19:40:25","slug":"brigada-diverse-la-fundul-putului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15510","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; L(a) f(u)ndul pu(\u021b)ului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>7 august 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Invariabile ie\u0219irile la ramp\u0103 ale ,,maimu\u021boilor&#8221;&#8230;. De\u0219i rom\u00e2nesc, modelul B\u0103sescu a fost adoptat \u00een \u021big\u0103nie. Nu dansuri cu coco\u0219ei \u00een p\u0103r \u0219i-n poale, nu deget de whisky peste trei cuburi de ghea\u021b\u0103, ci obiceiul verbal din spatele pixelului albastru. Parafrazat: ,,Nu m-a lovit. M-a \u00eembr\u00e2ncit.&#8221; Deci, Miziloaico, asta nu cadreaz\u0103 la b\u0103taie.<br \/>\n      Cum sugereaz\u0103 poli\u021bistul serial al Miss Marplei, ,,deserve&#8221; tot minorul s\u0103 \u0219tie cum st\u0103 treaba cu b\u0103ie\u021bii gay. Ce-i aia lege de protec\u021bie&#8230;?<br \/>\n      Certitudinea atitudinii tuturor supravie\u021buitorilor pandemiei. Au pus piciorul \u00een prag \u0219i au dublat pre\u021burile, nu-i de mirare c\u0103 n-au stat deoparte nici textili\u0219tii.<br \/>\n       Are limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 ni\u0219te suceli&#8230;. Una&#8230;: interpretariat.<br \/>\n       Mi-e martor&#8230; c\u0103 am fost lovit, nu crunt, de aceea\u0219i deranjare de stomac. A\u0219a-i c\u00e2nd serve\u0219ti la pr\u00e2nz fasole. E drept, la Neptun, pentru o pizza, trebuie s\u0103 rabzi. Uneori \u00een zadar, ca noi la terasa de la etaj a unui exemplar din rasa lui Vanghelie.<br \/>\n       Colapsul, previzibil, Rom\u00e2niei nu se poate pune pe seama berzelor rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti deplasate peste vam\u0103, ci pe incompeten\u021ba \u0219i nep\u0103sarea celor ce activeaz\u0103 \u00een economie.<br \/>\n       Se studiase, se concluzionase, se f\u0103cuse public. Vaccinat sau nu, covidul intr\u0103-n om ca-n br\u00e2nz\u0103.<br \/>\n        B\u0103nuiala era corect\u0103, devenise certitudine. Nou\u0103-zeelandezii &#8211; sau cum s-or numi &#8211; dezv\u0103luie c\u0103 exist\u0103 practici de convingere a schimb\u0103rii genului, cum c\u0103 cum e\u0219ti acum nu te caracterizeaz\u0103, c\u0103 este gre\u0219it. Terapie cu electro\u0219ocuri, hipnoz\u0103, exorcism \u0219i chiar viol colectiv. Dac\u0103 nici astea nu te conving, z\u0103u, nu e\u0219ti om!<br \/>\n       \u00cen avion ca-n microbuz. 16 pe locuri, 20 \u00een picioare. C\u0103 nu se urc\u0103 la fel de lesne \u0219i-n zbur\u0103toare&#8230;. Important este c\u0103 \u021bi s-au luat banii. Restul&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ei, n-ai v\u0103zut ceva mai tare&#8230;. Doar cei ce vor s\u0103 dea bine la popula\u021bie \u00eembrac\u0103 straiul popular, \u00ee\u0219i pun rucsacul \u00een spate \u0219i se urc\u0103 pe monociclul electric. Nu e niciun tradi\u021bional, niciun modernism. E&#8230; prosteal\u0103.<br \/>\n       Frica reprezint\u0103 una dintre cele mai normale \u0219i puternice st\u0103ri fiziologice, cea mai des tr\u0103it\u0103 fiind cea de \u00eentuneric. O dat\u0103 pe zi (!), expunerea la negrul lipsei de soare produce reac\u021bii chimice organice mai mult sau \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103toare. De aceea, citatul lui Platon &#8211; nici nu conteaz\u0103 cine l-a g\u0103sit \u0219i l-a publicat &#8211; denot\u0103 un fel de intransigen\u021b\u0103 a timpurilor, neacceptarea unui dat omenesc firesc. C\u00e2t prive\u0219te copiii, nu este nimic de iertat la frica de \u00eentuneric. De\u0219i extrasul&#8230; bate-n teama de ,,luminare&#8221;, de acumulare de cuno\u0219tin\u021be.<br \/>\n       P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pe mine m\u0103 tenta un certificat fals de vaccinare, nu numai pe prin\u0219ii \u00eentor\u0219i din Anglia. S-au m\u0103sluit ele certificatele lui Iliescu&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Gratis nu-i nimic. O g\u0103in\u0103, o br\u00e2nz\u0103 \u0219i-un somnic cost\u0103. Ca deh, tot adreie\u0219anul poate s\u0103 prospere. De gaze nu duc lips\u0103 \u0219i nici de foc instant.<br \/>\n       Profetul profe\u021be\u0219te: el cu m\u00e2na lui nu pune lac\u0103t pe economie. Ehei, de-ai fi tu capul hot\u0103r\u00e2rilor, mai c\u0103 m-a\u0219 face pnl-ist. Florine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7 august 2021 Invariabile ie\u0219irile la ramp\u0103 ale ,,maimu\u021boilor&#8221;&#8230;. De\u0219i rom\u00e2nesc, modelul B\u0103sescu a fost adoptat \u00een \u021big\u0103nie. Nu dansuri<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15510"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15510"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15511,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15510\/revisions\/15511"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}