{"id":15478,"date":"2021-08-05T09:41:26","date_gmt":"2021-08-05T06:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15478"},"modified":"2021-08-05T10:14:32","modified_gmt":"2021-08-05T07:14:32","slug":"brigada-diverse-cutu-cutu-na-grivei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15478","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C(u)\u021bu, c(u)\u021bu, (n)a (G)rivei!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29 iulie 2021 <\/strong><br \/>\nDe vreo 11 zile au cam intrat subiectele la ap\u0103. Ca mine.<br \/>\nSanction! Tr\u0103im pe planeta maimu\u021belor, a prostiei totale \u0219i-a m\u00e2r\u0219\u0103viei f\u0103r\u0103 seam\u0103n. Delta-planul de \u00eengr\u0103dire \u0219i manipulare merge&#8230; fran\u021buze\u0219te bien. Ale\u0219ii maselor preg\u0103tesc ani de \u00eenchisoare \u0219i amenzi. Un biet \u00eentreprinz\u0103tor de bar sau restaurant de categorie liliputan\u0103, rom\u00e2n, nu le-ar putea nici suporta, nici duce \u00eentr-o via\u021b\u0103 de om. Anul dup\u0103 gratii \u0219i cele 45 de miare euroice m\u0103 pun pe g\u00e2nduri \u0219i compara\u021bii. De s-ar lua dup\u0103 al nostru Cod Penal \u0219i cel ce-l aplic\u0103, ar constata c\u0103 pu\u0219c\u0103ria este aproape imposibil\u0103, n-ar \u0219ti cu exactitate pe cine s\u0103 salte \u0219i cum s\u0103-l salte. En fine, ils sont fran\u00e7ais&#8230;.<br \/>\nHai c\u0103 patronul, \u00een aceea\u0219i euforie ,,parizian\u0103\u201d, merge la m\u00e2ncare \u0219i somnici sigure. Cu angajatul ce facem? \u00cel suspend\u0103m, \u00eel concediem dac\u0103 nu se vaccineaz\u0103. Omisesem s\u0103 spun motivul pedepsei: refuzul control\u0103rii clien\u021bilor sau pur \u0219i simplu ignorarea acestei m\u0103suri pentru cei ce le calc\u0103 pragurile.<br \/>\nUn Suarez trage o concluzie ,,dureroas\u0103\u201d (pentru sine): ,,Angaja\u021bii nu sunt interesa\u021bi de succesul firmei mele!\u201d Una identic\u0103 sau cel pu\u021bin asem\u0103n\u0103toare se g\u0103se\u0219te pe h\u00e2rtie \u00eenc\u0103 de la \u00eenceputurile managementului. Taylor \u0219i Fayol \u0219tiau c\u0103 dezinteresul muncitorului este principala sa ,,calitate\u201d. S\u0103 fi parcurs \u0219i d\u00e2nsul teoriile p\u0103rin\u021bilor&#8230;, alta \u00eei era ast\u0103zi p\u0103rerea.<br \/>\nC\u0103 bune titluri de piese mai au Zdop \u0219i Zdup. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vrea, portretizeaz\u0103 cel mai bine caracterul \u0219i modul de expunere al fiec\u0103rui moldovean. \u0218i Maia-i tot&#8230;. \u0218i s-a trezit revolu\u021bia-n ea \u0219i-o spune-n gura mare Europei. M\u0103car s\u0103 fi fost ploie\u0219teanc\u0103 de-a conului Iorgu&#8230;. Vitrion, fetic\u0103!<br \/>\nZisa asta prepus\u0103 peste Bendeac \u0219i Chelu &#8211; n-am avut curiozitatea \u0219i nici pl\u0103cerea de-a viziona&#8230; &#8211; d\u0103 peste cap toate zodiacele. Nimeni dintre cei ce le prezint\u0103 cu at\u00e2ta seriozitate nu a pus pecetea prostiei pe vreuna, de\u0219i, vorba ceea: ,,Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti prost, po\u021bi s\u0103 fii \u00een orice zodie.\u201d<br \/>\nNem\u021bii&#8230;. Uite-a\u0219a cum \u00eei vede\u021bi, c\u00e2nd pun m\u00e2na pe lope\u021bi, refac \u021bara dup\u0103 r\u0103zboi \u0219i pr\u0103p\u0103d \u00een mai pu\u021bin de&#8230;. Chestia cu autorit\u0103\u021bile \u0219i a\u0219teptatul lor nu \u021bine la ei. P\u00e2n\u0103 se pun \u00een mi\u0219care, \u00eei n\u0103p\u0103de\u0219te noroiul p\u00e2n\u0103-n&#8230;.<br \/>\nSuperb\u0103&#8230;. Mai cur\u00e2nd s-ar uita-n oglind\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajung\u0103 s\u0103 se posteze&#8230;.<br \/>\nDou\u0103-ntr-unul. Dou\u0103 ministrese prima \u00een ,,ministretul\u201d nostru prim. \u00cens\u0103 cred c\u0103 lui Boc i se trage de la oul spart \u00een cap de tat\u0103-s\u0103u, de pe vremea c\u00e2nd era \u0219i el \u00eent\u00e2i&#8230;.<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu le-o fi dat pe cele expirate Danemarcei, c-at\u00e2t ne mai trebuie. Vaccinurile.<br \/>\nMai ascult, rar, cu invidie, recunosc, c\u00e2te un artist rom\u00e2n ce se expune emfatic \u0219i cu arogan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i rumeg \u00een minte ideea ne\u0219tiin\u021bei lipite exact peste extraordinar. Nu se potrivesc deloc. Arogan\u021bi sunt \u0219i al\u021bii, din zona artelor plastice, obraznici cu totul, p\u0103c\u0103lind o dat\u0103 la un secol omenirea \u00eentreag\u0103. Bag seam\u0103 c\u0103 artistul cu lucrarea ,,invizibil\u0103\u201d este acel caz rarisim. Cert, a citit ,,Hainele cele noi ale regelui\u201d, inspir\u00e2ndu-se din basm, g\u0103sind \u0219i beneficiarul acestei ,,capodopere\u201d, ce n-a pl\u0103tit pu\u021bin pe nimic, obligat la instalarea lucr\u0103rii s\u0103 urmeze instruc\u021biunile autorului: camer\u0103 goal\u0103, pe centru, cas\u0103 independent\u0103 \u0219i spa\u021biu limitat cu band\u0103 pe pardoseal\u0103. Iar ,,operele\u201d de acest gen sunt \u0219i vor fi mereu invidiate. Deja s-a g\u0103sit un pretendent ce imput\u0103 furtul intelectual.<br \/>\nLa 75% vaccina\u021bi, islandezii sunt&#8230; vindeca\u021bi, dup\u0103 anterioarele promisiuni doftorice\u0219ti de \u00eenalt\u0103 clas\u0103. \u0218i nu-s, a dat iama boala-n ei, nu-n mul\u021bi, vreo 213 \u00eentr-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Dintre care vreo 60% erau \u00een\u021bepa\u021bi ca la carte, de dou\u0103 ori. De-o credulitate \u0219i ei&#8230;. Abia acum realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 vorbele speciali\u0219tilor sunt cifre umflate artificial, iar eficien\u021ba imunizatoarelor, sub a\u0219tept\u0103ri.<br \/>\nOptimismul c\u00ee\u021buan este debordant. Valul patru \u0219i pandemia-s fumate. E preg\u0103tit p\u00e2n\u0103-n&#8230; firul de p\u0103r s\u0103 le combat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 iulie 2021 De vreo 11 zile au cam intrat subiectele la ap\u0103. Ca mine. Sanction! 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