{"id":15445,"date":"2021-08-01T21:54:54","date_gmt":"2021-08-01T18:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15445"},"modified":"2021-08-01T21:54:54","modified_gmt":"2021-08-01T18:54:54","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-in-izolare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15445","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; \u00cen izolare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00cen izolare&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Foaie alb\u0103 de papirus<br \/>\nne-am c\u0103p\u0103tuit cu-n virus<br \/>\ncare ne \u00eenchide-n case<br \/>\n\u0219i ne bag\u0103 frica-n oase&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Virusul vine din China<br \/>\n\u0219i el poart\u0103 toat\u0103 vina<br \/>\nc\u0103-s bolnavi italienii<br \/>\n\u0219i se-ntorc diasporenii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se \u00eentorc rom\u00e2nii-acas\u0103<br \/>\n\u00eentr-o emigrare-n mas\u0103<br \/>\nf\u0103c\u00e2nd drumul \u00eenapoi<br \/>\nde la Roma-n Dorohoi!<\/p>\n<p>Ei vin grabnic, f\u0103r\u0103 team\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103 sunt opri\u021bi la vam\u0103,<br \/>\nunde sunt interoga\u021bi<br \/>\ndac\u0103 ei sunt infecta\u021bi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar, rom\u00e2nul, se cunoa\u0219te,<br \/>\ndeloc nu va recunoa\u0219te<br \/>\nc\u0103 el a fugit din ,,Cizm\u0103\u201d<br \/>\nca s\u0103 n-avem pe el pizm\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 ieri ,,cari amici\u201d<br \/>\nast\u0103zi \u00eei simt gustul fricii<br \/>\nc\u0103 nu vor intra \u00een \u021bar\u0103<br \/>\nde unde ei emigrar\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Rom\u00e2nul nu se dezminte,<br \/>\ncu senin\u0103tate minte,<br \/>\n\u0219i deloc nu se g\u00e2nde\u0219te<br \/>\nc\u0103 pe al\u021bii-mboln\u0103ve\u0219te!<\/p>\n<p>Chiar de p\u0103c\u0103le\u0219te Vama,<br \/>\n\u00ee\u0219i \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u0219te mama<br \/>\n\u0219i copiii \u0219i nevasta,<br \/>\naduc\u00e2ndu-le n\u0103pasta&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd ajunge-n Rom\u00e2nia,<br \/>\n\u00eel apuc\u0103 pandalia<br \/>\nc\u0103 nu a g\u0103sit condi\u021bii<br \/>\n\u0219i dovezi de amici\u021bii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 nu intr\u0103-n izolare<br \/>\nfiindc\u0103 el virus nu are,<br \/>\n\u0219tie sigur, n-are cum<br \/>\n\u0219i e obosit de drum&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00centre timp, la nivel mare,<br \/>\nOrban intr\u0103-n izolare,<br \/>\nsim\u021bind c\u0103 iar a \u00eenvins<br \/>\n\u0219i scopul \u0219i l-a atins&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ca \u00eentr-o dramolet\u0103,<br \/>\nmini\u0219trii, \u00een izolet\u0103,<br \/>\ndepun iar\u0103\u0219i jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul<br \/>\nc\u0103 vor mo\u0219teni p\u0103m\u00e2ntul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se impune cu stringen\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nacea ,,stare de urgen\u021b\u0103\u201d!<br \/>\nDa, a\u0219a e oameni buni!<br \/>\nE urgen\u021b\u0103, dar&#8230; de luni!<\/p>\n<p>S-au \u00eenchis \u0219coli, facult\u0103\u021bi,<br \/>\ns-au creat dificult\u0103\u021bi<br \/>\ns-au sistat filme \u0219i baluri,<br \/>\n\u0219i ne izol\u0103m \u00een&#8230; mall-uri!<\/p>\n<p>Mari ora\u0219e sunt pustii,<br \/>\nnu se mai aud copii<br \/>\ncum se joac\u0103 printre blocuri<br \/>\nsau prin orice alte locuri&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103 c\u0103 vremea din urm\u0103<br \/>\nne-a g\u0103sit tot \u00eentr-o turm\u0103,<br \/>\ncum am fost \u0219i \u00eenainte<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd tr\u0103iam doar cu instincte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Azi, de\u0219i-i evoluat,<br \/>\nomul nu prea s-a schimbat<br \/>\nc\u0103ci a r\u0103mas animal<br \/>\nac\u021bion\u00e2nd instinctual&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>De exemplu, eu, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi,<br \/>\nde mine s\u0103 v\u0103 feri\u021bi,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci, de\u0219i nu-s virusat,<br \/>\nfrica mi s-a activat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mu\u0219c \u0219i zg\u00e2r\u00eei pe oricine<br \/>\nse apropie de mine<br \/>\nla mai pu\u021bin de un metru<br \/>\n\u0219i nu are-un termometru!<\/p>\n<p>Nu las orice gur\u0103-casc\u0103<br \/>\ns\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci eu fug, renun\u021b la tot<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u0103 tu\u0219e\u0219te-n cot!<\/p>\n<p>Sunt un animal feroce<br \/>\nde\u0219i n-am fost prea precoce,<br \/>\ndar m\u0103 \u00eenmoi c\u00e2nd v\u0103d s\u00e2nge<br \/>\nsau pe cineva c\u0103 pl\u00e2nge&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sunt s\u0103lbatic ca un Leu<br \/>\n(de\u0219i sunt Fecioar\u0103 eu!)<br \/>\n\u0219i agil ca o panter\u0103<br \/>\ncare, carnea o prefer\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sunt \u0219i pe\u0219te \u0219i berbec,<br \/>\ncu p\u0103s\u0103rile m\u0103 \u00eentrec<br \/>\n\u0219i \u00een zbor dar \u0219i \u00een c\u00e2ntec<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd e vorba despre&#8230; p\u00e2ntec!<\/p>\n<p>Foaie alb\u0103 de papirus<br \/>\nam zis c\u0103 v\u0103 spun de virus<br \/>\n\u0219i-a\u021bi aflat c\u0103-s plin de vicii.<br \/>\nScuzi, mio cari amici!<\/p>\n<p>Virus trece, virus vine,<br \/>\nvoi nu m-asculta\u021bi pe mine!<br \/>\nVirus vine, virus trece,<br \/>\neu am pus vinul la rece! 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