{"id":15376,"date":"2021-07-25T22:53:51","date_gmt":"2021-07-25T19:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15376"},"modified":"2021-07-25T22:53:51","modified_gmt":"2021-07-25T19:53:51","slug":"brigada-diverse-moise-poem-by","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15376","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (M)oise &#8211; poe(m) (b)y&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>18 iulie 2021  <\/strong><br \/>\n        Nu b\u0103nuiam c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i gura lulelei va ajunge s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 metaforic cititorii \u00een&#8230;. A\u0219a e dragostea, arde m\u0103surat metri cubi la aragaz.<br \/>\n        Dac\u0103 la m\u00e2ncare se poate, de ce nu \u0219i la vaccin? Acolo o zi, dou\u0103&#8230; nu se bag\u0103 de seam\u0103 c\u0103 termenul de garan\u021bie a expirat. S\u0103 ne spun\u0103 totu\u0219i V.G. dac\u0103 exist\u0103 promo\u021bie. Dar f\u0103r\u0103 mici, mai degrab\u0103 un ban&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Ora\u0219ul nostru e pe harta eradic\u0103rii conflictelor \u0219i eficien\u021bei. A ajuns deja la nivelul ,,rapid\u201d.<br \/>\n        \u0218tim \u0219i noi cazuri. Se-nchin\u0103 s\u0103 ia nun\u021bi, pardon, evenimente. Stau \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreb, nu-i cam pu\u021bin 9 \u0219p\u0103gi \u00een zece zile? \u0218i de ce de nou\u0103 ori necinstit \u0219i doar o dat\u0103 u\u0219\u0103 de biseric\u0103?<br \/>\n        Fotografiile spun mai mult dec\u00e2t jurnali\u0219tii \u00een cuvinte. Cubanezii nu mai sunt ce erau, arat\u0103 ca ascult\u0103torii no\u0219tri de manele.<br \/>\n        Vindicativ, pricep. Ce nu-mi d\u0103 prin minte cum de le-a tr\u0103snit ,,vracilor\u201d o asemenea terminologie care \u00een loc s\u0103 atrag\u0103, respinge. \u00cenchipui\u021bi-v\u0103 un suc ,,mucolitic\u201d&#8230;. Acum consuma\u021bi-l!<br \/>\n         Patria a ajuns s\u0103 fie n\u0103rodul, s\u0103lbaticul, animalul \u0219i mai presus de toate \u021bara din care se fur\u0103 \u0219i se jefuie\u0219te. Iertare, Vladimirescule!<br \/>\n         M\u00e2ncatul semin\u021belor st\u0103 \u00een firea rom\u00e2nului. \u0218i \u00eenjur\u0103tura. M\u0103car l-or fi oc\u0103r\u00e2t zdrav\u0103n pe pu\u0219ti pentru ele? Le invit pe cele dou\u0103 femei s\u0103 treac\u0103 la fapte coercitive \u0219i-n l\u0103ca\u0219ul domnului. Semnalasem o sp\u0103rg\u0103toare de floarea-soare (de pe ima\u0219ul rural) acum o lun\u0103.<br \/>\n         Vai via\u021ba mea! Mii de euro, locuin\u021b\u0103 la Bruxelles \u0219i ea se pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 supa-i cam chioar\u0103 \u0219i coltucul de p\u00e2ine abia-l bag\u0103 sub nas de at\u00e2ta treab\u0103. Vai, drag\u0103, vai! Pe deoparte are dreptate&#8230;. M\u00e2ncai \u0219i eu acum vreo trei ani, cum ie\u0219i din hotelul Thon, imediat \u00een st\u00e2nga. O ap\u0103 cu ro\u0219ii &#8211; fierte-nefierte &#8211; \u0219i-un clasic cartof cu piept. Nu grozave, \u00eens\u0103 exorbitant de scump: 22 de euro. Ca s\u0103 nu mai povestesc de trei cola la dou\u0103 azv\u00e2rlituri de b\u0103\u021b de parlamentul ce-o \u021bine pe femeiu\u0219ca asta nemul\u021bumit\u0103 nem\u00e2ncat\u0103, vreo 10 euro, de frig \u0219i de ignoran\u021ba celor de ne invitar\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Ce mai seam\u0103n\u0103&#8230;. Noi \u0219i japonezii suntem ca fra\u021bii. Nu tu repeten\u021bie&#8230;. Cam at\u00e2t. Fiindc\u0103 la capitolele celelalte, spicuite din cine \u0219tie ce glosar cu cele mai reprezentative obiceiuri \u0219col\u0103re\u0219ti, nu ne potrivim. C\u00e2ndva le aveam \u0219i noi cu periu\u021ba de din\u021bi, cu cre\u0219terea copiilor \u00een regie proprie, cu etica \u0219i morala \u00een orar&#8230;. Ba \u0219i-o cur\u0103\u021benie exemplar\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi. Nu cot la cot cu cadrele didactice cum fac ei&#8230;. La noi nu se m\u00e2nca la \u0219coal\u0103, fiecare avea pache\u021bel de acas\u0103, inclusiv profesorul&#8230;. Da&#8217; care a fost motivul inser\u0103rii \u0219tirii&#8230;. Ap\u0103i cele 30 de minute avans \u00eentre masa profului \u0219i a elevului, timp, spune articolul, \u00een care organismul ar putea detecta alimentele alterate &#8211; \u0219i este fals. Adev\u0103ratul motiv al obiceiului nipon fiind considerentul ,,elev &#8211; viitorul \u021b\u0103rii\u201d. Prin urmare: s\u0103 moar\u0103 profesorul ca s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 \u0219colarul.<br \/>\n       Nu mai bine procedeaz\u0103 ai no\u0219tri? Medicii care nu vor s\u0103 se vaccineze. Dup\u0103 al\u021bii &#8211; mai fusese unul de le voia lac\u0103t pe meserie &#8211; la fel. Vezi doamne c-ar fi lips\u0103 de educa\u021bie. Poate de informa\u021bie, domnule doctor Ciurea.<br \/>\n       De bine, de r\u0103u, pusese picioru-n g\u00e2tul tuturor ro\u0219iilor. Cam dictator, dar nu-i bai, la poporul rom\u00e2n e de bun augur. A ie\u0219it, \u0219i ce? P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i Adrian \u0219i-a sp\u0103lat p\u0103catele.<br \/>\n       La auzul piedoneadei ,,L\u0103sa\u021bi-m\u0103 s\u0103-mi fac treaba de primar!\u201d te-ntorci la despotismul \u0219i autoritatea lui Dragnea. M\u0103car Liviu n-avea protec\u021bie divin\u0103 la purt\u0103tor \u0219i nu-l clama pe \u00eensu\u0219i Creatorul drept pav\u0103z\u0103. Vin vremuri&#8230; \u0219i mai grele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>18 iulie 2021 Nu b\u0103nuiam c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i gura lulelei va ajunge s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 metaforic cititorii \u00een&#8230;. 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