{"id":15357,"date":"2021-07-22T22:50:37","date_gmt":"2021-07-22T19:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15357"},"modified":"2021-07-22T22:50:37","modified_gmt":"2021-07-22T19:50:37","slug":"brigada-diverse-emil-ai-poza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15357","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E)mil (a)i (p)oz\u0103?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>10, 11  iulie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       \u0218i ce era mai important am omis: cele c\u00e2teva neneglijabile ,,defec\u021biuni\u201d chiar la foarte pu\u021bine persoane postvaccinate,<br \/>\n       Se face caz \u0219i doar de unul singur, \u00een genul invaziilor armate prin Palestina pentru unul sau doi solda\u021bi. M-a\u0219 fi veselit de \u0219tire la sf\u00e2ntul a\u0219teapt\u0103, gravitatea bolii, amiloidoza, nu provoac\u0103 dec\u00e2t team\u0103, 10 ani maximiza\u021bi din momentul apari\u021biei pun cruce-n suflet \u0219i minte diagnosticatului. \u00cens\u0103 cum s\u0103 nu r\u00e2zi c\u00e2nd pe lista disfunc\u021biilor apare lipsa de ,,verticalitate\u201d organului b\u0103rb\u0103tesc de reproducere? Mai apoi numele satului unde un caz a redus la jum\u0103tate perioada optimist\u0103 oferit\u0103 de speciali\u0219ti, Todire\u0219ti, a c\u0103rui sonoritate m-a dus la personajul toamnei\/iernii bobocilor: Todira\u0219.<br \/>\n       De admirat arti\u0219tii \u0219i tehnicile prin care desfac modelele \u00een fr\u00e2nturi \u0219i par imponderabile. \u00cens\u0103 n-ai cum rata dilema: la ce bun?<br \/>\n        La 11 ani \u00eenc\u0103 sare coarda. La 12 \u00eencep problemele menstruale. Garantat c\u0103 \u0219i primele \u00eentreb\u0103ri. Ok. P\u00e2n\u0103 la profesor, feti\u021ba dest\u0103inuitoare presei ar fi putut fi aten\u021bionat\u0103 de mam\u0103 c\u0103 joaca s-a cam terminat. Convins c\u0103 \u0219i-a f\u0103cut datoria m\u0103car pe jum\u0103tate p\u0103rintele matern. Ce s\u0103 ceri min\u021bii de 14 ani c\u00e2nd la v\u00e2rsta ,,optim\u0103\u201d de na\u0219tere, 15, m\u0103rturise\u0219te c\u0103 ,,&#8230; o or\u0103 de educa\u021bie sexual\u0103 pe semestru&#8230;\u201d rezolva impruden\u021ba \u0219i incon\u0219tien\u021ba actelor&#8230;. Mie abia \u00eemi c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 \u00eencrederea adul\u021bii, dar\u0103mite aproape adolescen\u021bii (tele).<br \/>\n       Ori Coranul, ori nimic! A\u0219a s-a f\u0103cut scrum Biblioteca din Alexandria, ipotez\u0103 aproape cert\u0103.<br \/>\n       E o lun\u0103 de c\u00e2nd trecea om pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 persoan\u0103 zb\u00e2rlindu-i-se p\u0103rul c\u0103 respira\u021bia i-ar putea fi virusat\u0103? Bun\u0103 ini\u021biativa, r\u0103u sf\u0103tuit\u0103. Nu s-a sfiit doctor recoltant, nu s-a sinchisit donator, nu s-a sesizat mai nimeni c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu a venit sorocul sucomb\u0103rii pandemiei. \u0218i s-au bulucit mai ceva ca pe timpuri, la coad\u0103 la carne (\u00een s\u00e2nge).<br \/>\n       Are tata o feti\u021b\u0103\/ M\u0103 ajut\u0103 la oi\u021b\u0103&#8230;. Ce impresionat\u0103 asisten\u021b\u0103 facebook-cian\u0103!<br \/>\n       Cic\u0103 nu exist\u0103 Dumnezeu. Dup\u0103 cum se \u0219tie nu e nici, nici \u0219i nici nu accept\u0103 rela\u021biile nefire\u0219ti. Dup\u0103 poza cu ,,femeia cu barb\u0103\u201d, b\u0103rbat maimu\u021b\u0103rit \u00een rochie de recep\u021bie cu \u0219taif, ,,cavalerul\u201d premier a c\u0103zut la pat. Nu de dor, nu de gelozie, ci dup\u0103 vaccin. Grav, dar stabil.<br \/>\n       Chinezii doresc s\u0103 replice rom\u00e2ni&#8230;. Cu testele de sarcin\u0103 puse \u00een circula\u021bie c\u00e2ndva.<br \/>\n       O lacrim\u0103 &#8211; 1000 de lire sterline. 36, de tot at\u00e2tea ori. Nem\u021bi\u021buca, mititica, denigrat\u0103 c\u0103 i-au picurat ochii necaz de necalificare.<br \/>\n       Un astfel de colaj \u00eemi aminte\u0219te de dou\u0103 ipostazieri ale lui Chioveanu pe treptele fostei intr\u0103ri principale \u00een cas\u0103: r\u00e2su\u2019, pl\u00e2nsu\u2019 teatral &#8211; a! \u0219i m\u0103\u0219tile negre. La nivelul rom\u00e2nesc cel mai de sus: mai pesimistul guvernator, mai z\u00e2mb\u0103rea\u021ba D\u0103ncil\u0103. Studioas\u0103&#8230;. Disciplinat\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Haleal\u0103, neic\u0103! Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n, mai ales de aproape suta, ar fi predat cursurile gratuit sau ar mai fi stat pe-acas\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n        Propunerile europene comparabile cu \u021belurile \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului rom\u00e2nesc: s\u0103 scape grosul. Un 70% convenabil. Scap\u0103 cine poate de covid.<br \/>\n        ,,B\u0103ga\u021bi-le\u201d, din partea unui fost ministru al \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului, demonstreaz\u0103 de ce acela\u0219i sistem \u0219col\u0103resc a ajuns de tot r\u00e2sul, jena \u0219i ineficien\u021ba. \u0218i mai cere \u0219i matematic\u0103, m\u0103 mir c\u0103 nesus\u021binut\u0103 cu ,,ghiftuire\u201d sau ,,s\u0103 le ias\u0103 cifrele pe nas\u201d. Domnul Funeriu uit\u00e2nd c\u0103 prezen\u021ba la ore a devenit, de\u0219i era de vreo 30 de ani, formal\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10, 11 iulie 2021 \u0218i ce era mai important am omis: cele c\u00e2teva neneglijabile ,,defec\u021biuni\u201d chiar la foarte pu\u021bine persoane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15358,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15357\/revisions\/15358"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}