{"id":15336,"date":"2021-07-20T16:44:12","date_gmt":"2021-07-20T13:44:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15336"},"modified":"2021-07-20T16:44:49","modified_gmt":"2021-07-20T13:44:49","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acoliei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15336","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acoliei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Acrimea<\/strong>&#8230;. Na, mi-au f\u0103cut ap\u0103-n gur\u0103 glandele salivare!<br \/>\nMai dai s\u0103 culegi de unele de prin pomi. <strong>Achenei<\/strong> lui nea Dobrin i-am spart coaja, vreo dou\u0103 caise pe vizavi nu ne-am sfiit s\u0103 \u00eengurgit\u0103m, cire\u0219ele lui nea Moldoveanu ne-au f\u0103cut cu ochiul \u00eenro\u0219it, nucile maiorului&#8230; Cam ca \u0103ia mici sau chinezii, ne \u00eendopam cu ce ne pica \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<br \/>\n\u0218i ce dac\u0103 meri\u0219orul \u00ee\u0219i apleca ramurile peste WC-ul de curte? Totu\u0219i&#8230;. Dar am \u00een\u0219f\u0103cat vreo trei, dou\u0103 le-am pus de rezerv\u0103 \u00een buzunare \u0219i unuia m-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-i fac felul. Deschisei maxilarele, am \u00eenfipt m\u0103rul \u00een denti\u021bie, am mu\u0219cat \u0219i am scuipat. Astringent p\u00e2n\u0103 la scuturare, fructul necopt. ,,B\u0103, m\u0103 r\u0103stesc reflexiv la Cristi, tare-n clon\u021b \u0219i acru precum proprietarul mijlociu \u0219i tu.\u201d, \u0219i <strong>acro\u0219ai<\/strong> un m\u0103r cu v\u00e2rful adidasului \u0219i-l trimisei la vecinul \u00een curte fotbalistic. Pentru asortare am cerut o ,,dulcea\u021b\u0103\u201d de b\u0103ut. Ne\u0219tiind c\u0103 avusese mai devreme un impact brusc cu asfaltul, c\u00e2nd \u00eel scosese tata din Oltcit, i-am dat cep repede, la fel m-am montat la caneaua Colei. \u00cen clipa urm\u0103toare mi-a \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit lichidul brun pe toate orificiile capului, se <strong>acidul\u0103<\/strong> at\u00e2t de tare \u00eenc\u00e2t dup\u0103 contact a mai r\u0103mas \u00een recipient un pic mai mult de jum\u0103tate. ,,Cumperi altul!\u201d, se coco\u0219i Cristi, de parc\u0103 el pusese leii la b\u0103taie pentru lichidele de potolire a setei, nu tata.<br \/>\nCine se g\u00e2ndea c-o s\u0103 <strong>aciueze<\/strong> de at\u00e2tea ori, pe strada Cantemir, familionul lucr\u0103tor? Poate doar tata, la c\u00e2te cuno\u0219tin\u021be avea&#8230;. Se putea g\u00e2ndi c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 erau pu\u021bini cei ,,\u00een nevoie\u201d. Dar fiecare dintre noi avea unul sau doi amici. A\u0219a c\u0103 nu v\u0103 pot spune cu exactitate dac\u0103 maiorul ne \u0219tia p\u0103rintele ori dac\u0103 socrii erau aceia care-\u0219i mai d\u0103duser\u0103 <strong>acordul<\/strong> pentru o mai veche interven\u021bie la acoperi\u0219. Dac\u0103 \u00eel \u0219tia pe Nae sau pe Cristi de c\u00e2nd milit\u0103ria obligatorie \u0219i i-a ,,<strong>acro\u0219at<\/strong>\u201d \u00een treac\u0103t ca s\u0103-i chestioneze despre zvonurile c\u0103 bat tabl\u0103 pe case. De\u0219i exist\u0103 nedumeriri destule \u0219i nicicum imediat l\u0103murite, \u00eemi amintesc doar ,,cadrul militar\u201d a\u0219ezat pe scaun \u00een curte, indic\u00e2nd ce \u0219i cum ar fi de fabricat \u0219i montat la o buc\u0103t\u0103rie de var\u0103. Calm. Toate c\u00e2te le-am prezumat se pot \u00eembog\u0103\u021bi cu versiunea ,,v\u0103zut , pl\u0103cut, tocmit\u201d, la vecinul de gard Bolache&#8230;. Cum ora\u0219ul este at\u00e2t de mic, ca s\u0103 reiau ideea, toat\u0103 lumea se cunoa\u0219te cu toat\u0103 lumea.<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 la un salt pe paralela stradal\u0103 mai aproape cu dou\u0103 propriet\u0103\u021bi fa\u021b\u0103 de paralela 45, ne oprim la secanta dintre ele, ce se poate realiza prin ulicioara unde locuie\u0219te Vili. V\u0103r cu na\u0219 Radian, \u0219ofer de ocazie c\u00e2ndva \u00een r\u0103stimpurile c\u00e2ntatului cu Geamba\u0219u, participant la escapadele bucure\u0219tene \u0219i giurgiuvene, dar \u0219i prieten cu Viorel, fratele mijlociu. Oprire f\u0103r\u0103 folos material, nu \u00eentotdeauna ies pasen\u021bele cum \u00ee\u0219i propune proprietarul \u0219i nici tinichigiul. Nu e s\u0103 fie.<br \/>\nStrada Drept\u0103\u021bii, deosebit\u0103 prin urcu\u0219ul abrupt dinspre Dr\u0103g\u0103icii. Vreo cinci-\u0219ase clien\u021bi servi\u021bi cu s\u00e2rg, vreo doi rata\u021bi din&#8230; zg\u00e2rcenie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acrimea&#8230;. Na, mi-au f\u0103cut ap\u0103-n gur\u0103 glandele salivare! Mai dai s\u0103 culegi de unele de prin pomi. Achenei lui nea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15336"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15339,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15336\/revisions\/15339"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}