{"id":15322,"date":"2021-07-18T21:22:55","date_gmt":"2021-07-18T18:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15322"},"modified":"2021-07-18T21:22:55","modified_gmt":"2021-07-18T18:22:55","slug":"brigada-diverse-putin-rai-sus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15322","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Pu(\u021b)in (r)ai (s)us&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>10 iulie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Identic\u0103 situa\u021bia cu a mea c\u00e2nd ridic ochii c\u0103tre cer \u0219i-i trimit niscai vorbe: ,,Fr\u0103\u021bioare, mai vedem \u0219i noi soarele?\u201d ori invers: ,,V\u0103 bate\u021bi joc de noi! O s\u0103 se usuce pielea ca pe mumii!\u201d O diferen\u021b\u0103 totu\u0219i: cert ,,clima\u201d f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 caut \u00eenadins tragerea la r\u0103spundere. Australienii tineri nu, iau la rost pe al\u021bii.<br \/>\n     Ursul precum indianul, se mai \u00eencumet\u0103 s\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie locurile odinioar\u0103 ale lor. \u0218i mai \u0219i r\u0103bufne\u0219te.<br \/>\n      Subiecte din ce \u00een mai u\u0219oare, note din ce \u00een ce mai mici la examene. Ap\u0103i pe timpul fiicei mele se b\u0103tea Buz\u0103ul la categoria superlativ cu Bucure\u0219tiul. Acu abia dac\u0103 mai are cu cine scoate capul \u00een lume. De la anul nota 10&#8230; relicv\u0103 la patrimoniul na\u021bional.<br \/>\n      Mai grav\u0103 se posteaz\u0103 impresia cunoa\u0219terii la poporul nostru.<br \/>\n      Brexitul? Un cumul de nemul\u021bumiri. Un efect al lenei \u0219i al pas\u0103rii for\u021bei de munc\u0103 c\u0103tre emigran\u021bi. De ce a ap\u0103rut criza de camionagii?  Fiindc\u0103 omul face ce crede c\u0103 este mai bine pentru sine, pentru bun\u0103stare, pentru faim\u0103. Fudulie pl\u0103tit\u0103 de englezi cu statul transportatorilor la garaj.<br \/>\n       P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i medicii sunt oameni, chiar \u0219i ei au \u00eendoieli, de\u0219i, cum trateaz\u0103 Rafila chestiunea, n-ar trebui. Compar\u00e2nd \u00een\u021bep\u0103tura steril\u0103 de acupunctur\u0103 cu cea de vaccin, domnul &#8211; v\u0103 rog s\u0103 p\u0103stra\u021bi \u00een minte numai latura profesional\u0103 &#8211; doctor uit\u0103 dou\u0103 chestiuni evidente: acul ,,chinezesc\u201d zg\u00e2nd\u0103re\u0219te doar centrii nervo\u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i propun\u0103 introducerea de lichide &#8211; suspecte le-a\u0219 cataloga; cel doftoricesc (legal!) \u00een mod voit umfl\u0103 pielea \u0219i zonele musculare cu zemuri c\u0103rora nu le-a c\u0103zut ca\u0219ul de la gur\u0103. Un alt aspect colateral, \u0219tiin\u021bific, contabilizeaz\u0103 atent timp de mul\u021bi ani daunele unor intruziuni corporale. \u00centr-adev\u0103r controlate, bine\u00een\u021beles dozate. Cercet\u0103rile nici pe departe exhaustive, \u00eendeajuns de superficiale. C\u00e2nd trece mai pu\u021bin de cadranul de luni, c\u00e2nd apar ca din ap\u0103 variante, c\u00e2nd unii mai \u0219i renun\u021b\u0103 \u00een urma e\u0219ecurilor, s\u0103 le da\u021bi voie f\u0103c\u0103torilor de bine cu patalama s\u0103 suspicioneze. \u0218i n-am pus, observa\u021bi, \u00een ecua\u021bia riscurilor cadrul nepropice \u00een care se depun ,,semin\u021bele\u201d vindec\u0103rii \u0219i men\u021binerii la cote nealarmante a imunit\u0103\u021bii indivizilor. \u00cen corturi &#8211; oho, \u0219i corturile \u00een care au fost depu\u0219i bol\u00e2nzii din v\u00e2rful \u0219i pantele ridicate a pandemiei, de-o cur\u0103\u021benie des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it\u0103 (!), izoletele, ,,camioanele\u201d de purtat infecta\u021bii de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 dincolo&#8230; -, cel pu\u021bin loco, intr\u0103 fumegaiurile de motor cu ardere intern\u0103 de-\u021bi provoac\u0103 rinit\u0103 instantanee, mi\u0219un\u0103 puricii prin tuia ,,monta\u021bi\u201d \u00een locul fostului gard \u00eenalt de beton al Confec\u021biei \u0219i h\u0103r\u0103chesc \u00een trecere pe trotuar de la c\u00e2t de mult se \u00eenfrupt\u0103 din mahoarc\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 una \u0219i \u00eenchei: la o diagonal\u0103 distan\u021b\u0103 curg ,,dracii\u201d. Nu se cade, la doctor \u0219i la spital e cam la fel ca la pop\u0103 \u0219i la biseric\u0103.<br \/>\n      Un alt a\u0219ez\u0103m\u00e2nt sf\u00e2nt, odinioar\u0103, fuse \u0219coala. Nici lui nu se cade s\u0103-i fluieri p\u0103cate, dar nici s\u0103-l \u021bii de mostr\u0103. Cu toate c\u0103 se ,,predic\u0103\u201d multe luni \u00een ea, ,,enoria\u0219ii\u201d nu pot dep\u0103\u0219i stadiul ateului \u0219i la confesiunile de la spovedanie nici gura nu le miroase, nici mintea nu le debiteaz\u0103 ,,versete\u201d. Dup\u0103 un zece hasdeian, trei e\u0219ecuri r\u0103sun\u0103toare: P\u0103t\u00e2rlagele, Ru\u0219e\u021bu \u0219i Lop\u0103tari au dat zero bacalaurea\u021bi. Cei 2, 2 \u0219i doi \u00eenscri\u0219i, au e\u0219uat lamentabil. \u00cens\u0103 am \u00een\u021beles altele \u0219i mai \u0219i &#8211; astea nu sunt marcate catastrofal, prin urmare nu \u00een statistica pe 2021 -, c\u0103 nici p-aci unele nu \u0219i-au \u00eemplinit menirea, c\u0103 n-a fost niciun Mihai Viteazul (la malul m\u0103rii,\/ \u00een estul \u021b\u0103rii,\/ iar\u0103 ne picar\u0103\/ nou\u0103 poame-n var\u0103) capabil s\u0103 ia cu asalt cetatea&#8230; maturit\u0103\u021bii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10 iulie 2021 Identic\u0103 situa\u021bia cu a mea c\u00e2nd ridic ochii c\u0103tre cer \u0219i-i trimit niscai vorbe: ,,Fr\u0103\u021bioare, mai vedem<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15322"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15323,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15322\/revisions\/15323"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}