{"id":15280,"date":"2021-07-15T20:31:44","date_gmt":"2021-07-15T17:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15280"},"modified":"2021-07-15T20:33:19","modified_gmt":"2021-07-15T17:33:19","slug":"brigada-diverse-bea-la-bar-arva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15280","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (B)ea (l)a ba(r) Ar(v)a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>7-8 iulie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Mare imperiul bulgar (?), mari oamenii s\u0103i. Cefe late. B\u0103rba\u021bi ori femei, cefele sunt de aceea\u0219i dimensiune. B\u0103tr\u00e2ni sau babe&#8230;. \u0218i-uite cum ajunse p\u0103m\u00e2ntul s\u0103 i se trag\u0103 de la o ,,imperialist\u0103\u201d, s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eencheie cariera gravita\u021bional\u0103 pe la anul fixa\u021biei omenirii c\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103 bine: cinci mii \u0219i-o \u021b\u00e2ric\u0103. Nel\u0103s\u00e2nd indicii&#8230; spun gurile rele. \u0218i n-a fost r\u0103u c\u0103 n-a dat ap\u0103 la moar\u0103 g\u00e2ndului c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie o sc\u0103pare. Treceam cum trec g\u00e2\u0219tele prin balt\u0103 de n-a\u0219 fi sesizat anul \u00een care SUA va folosi arma climatic\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 dac\u0103 at\u00e2t de mult le va trebui&#8230;. Nu le-a luat-o rusul \u00eenainte, nu ne toarn\u0103 de vreo dou\u0103 luni zilnic ploi? Peste 45 de ani va \u0219ti \u0219i nea Vasile s\u0103 dea drumul la robinetul cu ploaie, \u00een 2066 va pocni din degete pentru precipita\u021bii. Cred totu\u0219i c\u0103 Vanga n-a fost fitecine de-mi \u0219tie ea ce este al doilea soare, artificial, instalat la 2100. \u0218i-apoi cine s\u0103 vrea soare \u0219i c\u00e2nd este noapte? Mai debiteaz\u0103 d\u00e2nsa despre o perioad\u0103 propice de vreo patruzeci de ani\u0219ori de \u00eenot \u0219i supravie\u021buirii \u00een ap\u0103 (o fi avut un flash cu ,,Omul din Atlantis\u201d. Imediat vine seceta&#8230;. \u00cencheie curio\u0219ii retransmiterii profe\u021biilor exact la 3010, dar nu de tot, viitor luminos prevede umanit\u0103\u021bii: capabili, oamenii vor migra spre alte sisteme planetare, adio P\u0103m\u00e2nt, adio planete misterioase \u0219i nelocuibile ale sistemului solar. Despre 2000 actualul &#8211; e plin de dezastre, seisme sau cataclisme. Va fi \u0219tiut d\u00e2nsa cam ce erau acelea?<br \/>\n       Bani mul\u021bi, investi\u021bii&#8230;. Inutile. Furia mersului pe biciclet\u0103 \u00een alte \u021b\u0103ri ridic\u0103 sta\u021bii, la noi i se replic\u0103 ma\u0219inal. La un biciclu dou\u0103 sute de autoturisme.<br \/>\n       Aflai c\u0103 d\u0103du roade recl\u0103direa de edificii noi, a dat cu plus la bac \u0219i-a pus \u00een cuiul cel mai de sus Clujul.<br \/>\n       P\u0103cat de d\u00e2nsul, n-a apucat s\u0103 se-nfrupte din pensioara de 78 de miare (mergeau \u0219i mioarele, turm\u0103 b\u0103noas\u0103). Halal nou\u0103!<br \/>\n       Nicio surpriz\u0103. Era clar c\u0103 orice meci petrecut \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, poate fi contestat. Sper c\u0103 25.000 de fani nu-s de-ai no\u0219tri.<br \/>\n       Pe buletin b\u0103rbat. Pe pa\u0219aport femeie. La grani\u021b\u0103&#8230;. Pe Marte, nea Musk, ce gen?<br \/>\n       De\u0219i nu-mi place tipologia tr\u0103g\u0103torilor \u00een gur\u0103, simt nevoia unor \u00eentreb\u0103ri retorice: era mai frumos ora\u0219ul c\u00e2nd aduna fustanele plisate colorate, era mai fervent c\u00e2nd plimba t\u00e2rgove\u021bii a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 mai ias\u0103 din cas\u0103, era mai rockerizat&#8230;?<br \/>\n       Ap\u0103i Petric\u0103 n-are nicio vin\u0103, ,,nenorocita de ma\u0219in\u0103\u201d i-a stins neamul. Nu-l \u0219ti\u021bi?<br \/>\n       \u00cen suflet \u021biganc\u0103, pe buletin rom\u00e2nc\u0103. \u00cen buc\u0103t\u0103rie chef\u0103, acas\u0103 lefter\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 treimea de sut\u0103 de mii dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta amar de vreme. Da&#8217; ce, se bat banii din palme?<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd mi-a ie\u0219it \u00een clasa a noua media 8 cincizeci \u0219i ceva, m\u0103 consideram deja pleav\u0103. \u00cen ziua de azi a\u0219 fi primit o burs\u0103 la R\u00e2mnicelu.<br \/>\n       Mare filozofie s\u0103 intre boeingul la ap\u0103. A fost el Titanicul&#8230;.<br \/>\n       E&#8230; precum pleonasmul, s\u0103 pui la un loc femeie \u0219i transgender. Ba mai mult, s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 titlu de miss.<br \/>\n       Indignare s\u0103 fi fost atunci, c\u00e2nd a trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 travesti\u021bi, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 transforma\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 sufle-o vorb\u0103. La Spa degeaba i-a s\u0103rit \u021band\u0103ra c\u0103 un\/o sau transexual \u0219i-a prezentat marfa, flutur\u00e2nd-o \u00een fa\u021ba fiic\u0103-si.<br \/>\n       Morali\u0219tii mai demult moraliza\u021bi s\u0103-\u0219i cate de treab\u0103. Nu-s mai breji nici ro\u0219ii, nici galben-alba\u0219trii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7-8 iulie 2021 Mare imperiul bulgar (?), mari oamenii s\u0103i. Cefe late. 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