{"id":15245,"date":"2021-07-11T18:39:10","date_gmt":"2021-07-11T15:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15245"},"modified":"2021-07-11T18:39:10","modified_gmt":"2021-07-11T15:39:10","slug":"brigada-diverse-tracul-sol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15245","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)racul&#8230; (s)ol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1 iulie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Guvern, onestitate, oameni &#8211; doar duete \u0219i ostilit\u0103\u021bi. A\u0219a zice oricine: ,,Scuze, am gre\u0219it.\u201d Cui? Mortului? Iar demisiile dintr-un pup colegial&#8230; alarm\u0103 fals\u0103. Distinsul&#8230; avea deja viz\u0103 de flotant.<br \/>\n        La cum au mers lucr\u0103rile&#8230;. S\u0103 fi fost bani s\u0103-i \u00eentorci cu&#8230; \u0219i tot n-a\u0219 mai fi dat un leu. S\u0103 dezgole\u0219ti tot localul vechi al liceului \u0219i s\u0103-l la\u0219i prad\u0103 ploilor&#8230;. S-a compromis practic toat\u0103 structura. C\u00e2nd o \u00eenflori varul pe pere\u021bi, dup\u0103 finalizare, atunci se va vedea meseria&#8230;.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd vorbesc pre\u0219edin\u021bii, poporul ascult\u0103. Dar s\u0103 se ciuleasc\u0103 \u0219i urechile altora&#8230;. Poate nu dezgust\u0103toare (de negustat!) trans&#8230; persoanele respective, nefire\u0219ti cu siguran\u021b\u0103, neproductive \u0219i ucig\u0103toare de omenire.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd prim-mini\u0219trii p\u0103\u0219esc, s\u0103 te \u021bii. S\u0103 fi fost \u0219eful Cehilor, nu l-a\u0219 fi primit pe luxemburghez cu ,,panaramul\u201d \u00een rochie, b\u0103rbos&#8230;. Abia acum regret rugul, chestia aceea de pe la 1300 de nu-i mai \u0219tiu spune pe nume de \u00eentindea omul \u00een toate punctele cardinale, \u00eel dezmembra \u0219i la final \u00eel expunea. Ori trasul \u00een \u021beap\u0103.<br \/>\n       Nimerit ar fi: Am sfeclit-o! Adic\u0103 ioc sfecl\u0103, dup\u0103 ce ,,pu\u021beau\u201d c\u00e2mpurile de ,,ridichile\u201d uria\u0219e. Trestie, fra\u021bilor! Sau lemn dulce de mestecat, ca-n serialul ,,Doctor Quinn\u201d.<br \/>\n       Pe 18 ani plus un an \u00eel sperii cu PSD-ul? Cu \u00eenscrierea, dac\u0103 nu trece examenul de bacalaureat? \u0218i dac\u0103-l promoveaz\u0103, unde \u00ee\u0219i poate depune adeziunea?<br \/>\n       Covid egal grip\u0103 egal futilitate. Tratament de ignorare. Boris zis-a.<br \/>\n       Sunt o fiin\u021b\u0103 antisocial\u0103. A\u0219a nu pricep de unde at\u00e2ta nevoie de socializare banal\u0103. \u00cens\u0103, nu v\u0103 face\u021bi probleme, rom\u00e2nul nu s-a schimbat \u00een 90 de ani deloc, la un mic, la o ter\u0103sic\u0103&#8230;. Iar cei ca mine mai \u0219i dispar&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Recomandarea mea, dup\u0103 exemplul&#8230;: mesteca\u021bi sac de iut\u0103, este s\u0103n\u0103tate curat\u0103. Totu\u0219i, nu m-a\u0219 am\u0103gi prea tare, de durere ui\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la necesitatea urm\u0103toarei tran\u0219e de tratament. \u0218i deh! Azi o c\u00e2nepioar\u0103, m\u00e2ine-un drogule\u021b, a\u0219a-i, Simioane?<br \/>\n       Opinam de doi la b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie, al\u021bii se omoar\u0103 de patru. Valuri-valuri \u0219i la Buz\u0103u. \u00centre timp ne preg\u0103tim.<br \/>\n       Pe \u0103\u0219tia i-au sc\u0103pat din turm\u0103. Pe sco\u021bienii covida\u021bi prezen\u021bi la meciurile Euro 2021. Credem noi&#8230;. Ce se mai joac\u0103 unii cu fraierii&#8230;. C\u0103 de-aia a \u0219i buit peste tot boala. Trimite-i acas\u0103, adu-i \u00eenapoi&#8230;. Ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u021b\u0103rile ce bifa pe grila pandemiei.<br \/>\n       Dinu\u021bu a f\u0103cut carier\u0103&#8230; vorbind. Dup\u0103 ce-a pus gheata-n cui \u0219i trabucu-n gur\u0103. \u0218i sporov\u0103ind, din una-n alta a emis o lem\u0103 la teorema vechii securit\u0103\u021bi: \u0219i buni, \u0219i r\u0103i. Iar el, con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103cat\u0103, a fost printre cei de bine. Bune&#8230; havanele?<br \/>\n      A constatat \u0219i noul \u0218tefan cel Mare al Sucevei: agheazma \u0219i pelerinajul au scos ora\u0219ul de sub pr\u0103p\u0103dul covidului. Amin!<br \/>\n      Nu \u00eentreb cine va fi succesorul lui Putin. Abia s-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 va trebui s\u0103 aleag\u0103 c\u00e2ndva unul. P\u00e2n\u0103 la sut\u0103 mai este&#8230;.<br \/>\n       B\u0103rbat \u0219i joc sunt dou\u0103 cuvinte ce nu pot sta la un loc. Apoi om \u0219i femeie. Mare&#8230;. S\u0103 fim serio\u0219i cu miliardul lui \u00een bitcoin-uri. S\u0103 la\u0219i nebunii pe strad\u0103, mai mult, s\u0103 la\u0219i indivizi care contravin oric\u0103ror reguli s\u0103 defileze prin Timi\u0219oara cu dou\u0103&#8230; \u00een les\u0103. Alea ditamai muierile, el&#8230;. Poli\u021bie deloc, autosesiz\u0103ri institu\u021bionale \u0219i publice niciun fir&#8230;. Duc\u0103-se pe apa&#8230; Pacificului.<br \/>\n        P\u0103i \u0219i Bonamassa \u00eencurajeaz\u0103 talentele. Ce spusei? Am ajuns la 18 luni cu vedetismul. Ia s\u0103 vede\u021bi cum vor evolua la mamelon \u0103i de 5-6 luni. Pe dou\u0103 voci.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 iulie 2021 Guvern, onestitate, oameni &#8211; doar duete \u0219i ostilit\u0103\u021bi. A\u0219a zice oricine: ,,Scuze, am gre\u0219it.\u201d Cui? Mortului? 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