{"id":15217,"date":"2021-07-08T22:40:28","date_gmt":"2021-07-08T19:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15217"},"modified":"2021-07-08T23:01:05","modified_gmt":"2021-07-08T20:01:05","slug":"brigada-diverse-eleva-fin-croia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15217","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ele(v)a (f)in (c)roia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>27 iunie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Mai lini\u0219te ca acas\u0103 este doar \u00een morm\u00e2nt. De\u0219i alternativele jurnalistice caut\u0103 de zor oazele \u00eencremenite \u00een frecven\u021be mute prin \u0219i peste dealurile apropiate R\u00e2mnicului. De zor \u0219i \u00een zadar s\u0103 explici paradoxul: numai lini\u0219te nu-\u021bi ofer\u0103 puhoaiele de turi\u0219ti. Cum nici ei n-o vor g\u0103si la \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103deal\u0103.<br \/>\n        Am trecut peste relele vremurilor capricioase \u0219i numai datorit\u0103 zei\u021bei Fortuna, c\u0103ci om cu om pus \u00eenaintea dezl\u0103n\u021buirilor stihiilor climaterice n-au mi\u0219cat un deget \u0219i nu vor putea controla niciodat\u0103 natura. Iar despre pre\u00eent\u00e2mpinarea producerii de pagube&#8230;. A\u0219 fi crezut, dac\u0103 vedeam m\u0103car imensul lac de acumulare din fa\u021ba pesc\u0103riei p\u00e2n\u0103 la Lira secat, rutiera \u00een\u0103l\u021bat\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mai devin\u0103 sp\u0103l\u0103torie pietonal\u0103.<br \/>\n      Industria de arme depl\u00e2nge mica aloca\u021bie furnizat\u0103 de guvern, banii sunt foarte pu\u021bini, nici c\u00e2t negru sub unghie. \u0218i c\u00e2nd te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u0103 sunt proasp\u0103t dotate fabricile cu utilaje noi&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Ru\u0219ine&#8230;. Vou\u0103, parlamentari europeni! Moderni, la bra\u021b cu nefireasca, prea deasa schimbare de&#8230; atitudine sexual\u0103. \u00cei oprima\u021bi voi pe unguri c\u0103-s normali, s\u0103 nu redescalece&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Prezicerile despre nenorocirea \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului sistematic, despre scoaterea din uz a unor meserii a c\u0103ror desf\u0103\u0219urare impunea oricui sim\u021birea adev\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103 munce\u0219te, s-a \u00eemplinit. Ludicul preconizat, dedarea la distrac\u021bie, precum \u0219i dezvoltarea galopant\u0103 a mijloacelor de \u00eenv\u0103\u021bare f\u0103r\u0103 profesor, sunt procentual cu mult peste jum\u0103tatea de siguran\u021b\u0103 aleas\u0103 de fiecare societate actual\u0103 pentru a supravie\u021bui \u00een limitele controlului. Partea majoritar\u0103 a vinei apar\u021bine profesoreilor ce au confundat specializ\u0103rile ordinare cu masteratele \u0219i doctoratele, referatele abund\u00e2nd de informa\u021bie cu ineditul \u0219i aplicabilitatea.<br \/>\n      &#8230; trec\u0103tor ca g\u00e2sca prin c\u00e2teva litere \u0219i cifre. Dac\u0103 ad\u0103uga \u0219i cum laude la finalizarea clasei \u00eent\u00e2i primare, le\u0219inam pe loc. Absolvent, auzi la el!<br \/>\n      Unele lucruri nu trebuie resuscitate, refibrilate sau mai \u0219tiu eu cum. Cu colb, decedate ori demontate, sunt de domeniul trecutului. La fel persoanele care-\u0219i \u00eenchipuie c\u0103 dup\u0103 patruzeci de ani de sertar, ,,operele\u201d au fason de capodoper\u0103.<br \/>\n       Mai corect: ,,L\u0103sa\u021bi b\u0103ie\u021bii! \u0218i fetele!\u201d Nes\u0103tuilor!<br \/>\n       Cuplul om-speran\u021b\u0103 se trece la cele de ne\u00eentors. Cam dintr-o dorin\u021b\u0103 din asta de vie\u021bi de apoi s-a n\u0103scut ,,bulangerie\u201d-a cotidian\u0103. Mai con\u0219tien\u021bi dec\u00e2t vis\u0103torii la re\u00eencarnare, mai ner\u0103bd\u0103tori \u0219i ne\u00eencrez\u0103tori \u00een avatarii propriilor persoane, s-au g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 de nu au peste ce da, s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 rost ori s\u0103 caute la al\u021bii, sau, dac\u0103 nu le ajunge ce au \u0219i ce n-au, s\u0103 \u00eemprumute de la oricine.<br \/>\n       Dac\u0103 nu duce\u021bi copiii la psihiatru, m\u0103car p\u0103rin\u021bii c\u0103uta\u021bi-i la cap. Fiindc\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenchipuie c\u0103 \u021bipatul pe scen\u0103 scoate din bebelii protagoni\u0219ti niscai cunosc\u0103tori. Tratament eficient: la copilime bl\u0103ni\u021b\u0103, la babaci bombi\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>27 iunie 2021 Mai lini\u0219te ca acas\u0103 este doar \u00een morm\u00e2nt. 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