{"id":15153,"date":"2021-07-03T16:01:57","date_gmt":"2021-07-03T13:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15153"},"modified":"2021-07-03T16:01:57","modified_gmt":"2021-07-03T13:01:57","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acefala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15153","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acefala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>      Vremea bocetelor trecuse. S\u0103 acces\u0103m iar\u0103 a Florichii strad\u0103.<br \/>\n     ,,<strong>Aceluia <\/strong>c\u0103ruia mintea nu-i st\u0103 la munc\u0103, s\u0103&#8230;.\u201d S\u0103 i se scurteze m\u00e2inile, picioarele&#8230;. Ne-ar fi trimis tata&#8230; \u0219i-n <strong>acadian<\/strong>, \u0219i-n facerea mamei, \u0219i la dracu cu c\u0103r\u021bi de diminea\u021b\u0103. ,,V\u0103 trezi\u021bi la nou\u0103, la zece&#8230;.\u201d El cu metehnele lui, noi cu ale noastre. Lui \u00eei c\u00e2ntau coco\u0219ii \u00eenainte de ivirea zorilor, nou\u0103 dup\u0103 ce soarele \u00ee\u0219i bea cafeaua matinal\u0103, el cioc\u0103nea de se trezeau vecinii (vrednici \u0219i ei la audiat cucuriguri la cinci), noi, adic\u0103 mai mult eu, ne completam stocul de vise p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la opt f\u0103r\u0103 ceva. O normalitate greu de dep\u0103\u0219it, coco\u0219ii mei erau dintre cei cu m\u00e2ini \u0219i picioare, consumatori de curs\u0103 lung\u0103, isoni\u0219ti dup\u0103 dou\u0103 pahare de alcool. Celelalte puneri pe seam\u0103 vizau sprijinul sporit pentru soacre, ,,O s\u0103 v\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce capul!\u201d f\u0103cea parte din discursurile complementare, consecin\u021b\u0103, cauz\u0103 a lipsei noastre de apetit &#8211; deh, <strong>acefali<\/strong> mai ra\u021bionam din p\u0103r\u021bi. De\u0219i \u0219tia c\u0103 ne rupem oasele \u0219i ne frigem pielea mai sus sau mai jos de strea\u0219in\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eei devenise obiceiul la ,,prima or\u0103\u201d. Ah! \u0219i ne uscam sistemul digestiv de at\u00e2ta soare, de sete \u0219i de foame. Ca s\u0103 nu d\u0103m \u00een <strong>achilii<\/strong> \u0219i s\u0103 ne \u0219icaneze niscai <strong>acidoze<\/strong>, ne lua, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 sendvi\u0219urile preparate acas\u0103, Eugenia \u0219i suc, care, din prea mult\u0103 agita\u021bie, c\u0103ldur\u0103 sau deplas\u0103ri bru\u0219te din lada de scule, urcat\u0103 unde-\u0219i g\u0103sesc <strong>acerele<\/strong> uneori <strong>acioala<\/strong> la p\u00e2nd\u0103, c\u0103tre jgheab sau mai jos, pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Se<strong> acidula<\/strong> de-\u021bi ie\u0219ea pe nas \u0219i pe gur\u0103 instantaneu. Replica lui Cristi venea imediat dup\u0103 restabilirea fiziologic\u0103, precum Cola-nspumat\u0103: ,,Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 omori, bre!\u201d Urmarea&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Vizavi de nea Dobrin am asigurat o buc\u0103t\u0103rie de vicisitudinile ploilor, aduc\u00e2ndu-le \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i \u00een dreapta buc\u0103t\u0103riei de var\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 sc\u0103ri. O treab\u0103 aproape u\u0219oar\u0103 dac\u0103 invazia plantei preferate a lui Bachus ne-ar fi \u00eeng\u0103duit s\u0103-i desc\u00e2lcim mai repede (v)i\u021bele.<br \/>\n      De la punctul de reper al Dobrinilor ne-am mai deplasat \u00een susul str\u0103zii pe la \u00eenceputul anilor 2000, cu de-alde ciuciure \u0219i picur\u0103tori la gura coturilor. Imobil nou, \u00eenc\u0103 nefinisat complet.<br \/>\n      M\u0103 <strong>ab\u0103tu\u0219i<\/strong>, nea Dobrine, de la calea cea dreapt\u0103. Cu g\u00e2ndul la degetele ferfeni\u021bite am trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 clien\u021bi&#8230;. Prezuma\u021bi, tatona\u021bi, refu&#8230;. \u00centre nu-ul nostru \u0219i al lor, \u00eentre hot\u0103r\u00e2rea lor de a demara lucr\u0103rile sau a le mai am\u00e2na o perioad\u0103. ,,\u00cembia\u021bi\u201d &#8211; mai mult obliga\u021bi de rug\u0103min\u021bile domnului Atudosie, \u00een stilul curat moldovenesc de st\u0103ruin\u021b\u0103, adic\u0103 mai bine nu-l refuzi dec\u00e2t s\u0103 te bat\u0103 la cap insistent (i se r\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103cise ocupa\u021bia de c\u0103tre elevii vlahu\u021bi\u0219ti) &#8211; cu o lucr\u0103ric\u0103 la directorul adjunct, \u00eentortocheat\u0103, coco\u021bat\u0103 pe cataligele nivelului unu.<br \/>\n      De directori e strada plin\u0103. Domnul Apostol, fie-i \u021b\u0103r\u00e2na u\u0219oar\u0103, cel despre care abia vorbisem \u0219i cel la care ne-am deplasat. Directorul directorului adjunct. Num\u0103r\u00e2nd intelectualii locului, ies de-o \u0219coal\u0103 de nivel ridicat, cel pu\u021bin pe plan jude\u021bean. Lu\u00e2ndu-i doar pe cei alinia\u021bi la paragraf, constat c\u0103 nivelul profesional concord\u0103 strict &#8211; to\u021bi trei \u00eenv\u00e2rt sau \u00eenv\u00e2rteau matematicile pe degete, <strong>acestei<\/strong> materii deloc facile d\u00e2ndu-i compozi\u021bii grele &#8211; cu al caselor. Toate cu etaje \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i acoperi\u0219uri \u021buguiate mai ceva ca buzele r\u0103sfr\u00e2nte ale feti\u0219canelor pubere. Tot ,,maestrul\u201d ne\u00eemplinit al versurilor declamative ne-a alipit celui mare, Dan \u00eemping\u00e2ndu-ne mai sus, \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 \u0219eful, dup\u0103 recenta instalare, nu-l va mai b\u00e2ntui la ori\u0219ice mi\u0219care. Silicon, \u00eenainte o degresare cu <strong>acetona<\/strong> industrial\u0103 de la purt\u0103tor, c\u00e2teva lipituri cu cositor&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vremea bocetelor trecuse. S\u0103 acces\u0103m iar\u0103 a Florichii strad\u0103. ,,Aceluia c\u0103ruia mintea nu-i st\u0103 la munc\u0103, s\u0103&#8230;.\u201d S\u0103 i se<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15153"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15154,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15153\/revisions\/15154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}