{"id":15134,"date":"2021-07-01T11:37:01","date_gmt":"2021-07-01T08:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15134"},"modified":"2021-07-01T11:42:00","modified_gmt":"2021-07-01T08:42:00","slug":"brigada-diverse-pur-micul-zeu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15134","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Pu(r) (m)icul (z)eu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>21, 25 iunie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Meteahna artistului youtube-ist, dar \u0219i loco. S\u0103-\u0219i fixeze targetul (\u021binta noastr\u0103 cea de mult nepropus\u0103) \u00een intervalul apropiat de zona gesta\u021bie \u0219i pu\u021bin mai sus. Dar foarte pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n      Mes amis fran\u00e7ais au acelea\u0219i apuc\u0103turi sociale \u0219i, cum titreaz\u0103 Jean-Christophe, pu\u021bin le pas\u0103 ce doctrine vor alerta iar\u0103\u0219i politic masele. Se tot \u00eendeamn\u0103 s\u0103 n&#8217;allez-e la vot.<br \/>\n      Poporul lui Israel a devenit polul extremelor. Nu ninge, nu plou\u0103, este soare c\u00e2t s\u0103 pun\u0103 p\u0103l\u0103rii peste zulufii at\u00e2rna\u021bi perciunilor, religie c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0219i pocneasc\u0103 frun\u021bile de zidul pl\u00e2ngerii. \u0218i masc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i pun\u0103 la gur\u0103 dup\u0103 ce-o zv\u00e2rliser\u0103 la reciclabile. Poporul ales, vaccinat, reinfectat.<br \/>\n      Entuziasmul face schimb de&#8230;. ,,Bo\u0219orogi\u201d c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd \u00een strun\u0103 sugarilor, puii de-o zi fredon\u00e2nd vechile \u0219lag\u0103re neao\u0219e mamailor \u0219i tatailor pe la nunt\u0103. Vorba \u0103lor \u0219i mai b\u0103tr\u00e2ni: ,,S-a-ntors, mam\u0103, lumea de la fa\u021ba lui Dumnezeu.\u201d<br \/>\n      Alelei! Este de r\u0103u pentru partea b\u0103rb\u0103teasc\u0103. Vaccinatele so\u021bii le fac via\u021ba un co\u0219mar, dup\u0103 ce serurile minune (toate au dat iama) au schimbat calendarul ciclurilor menstruale. Iar am\u00e2n\u0103ri, iar capricii&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Aproape 3000. 400 vor merge la coada vacii dup\u0103 opt ani chinuitori de \u0219coal\u0103. \u0218i-l mai acuza\u021bi pe nea Nicu de unele \u0219i altele. Termina tot prostul \u0219i lene\u0219ul clasa a opta, ba \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i pe-a zecea. For\u021bat obligat i se d\u0103dea o pil\u0103, cu care-\u0219i f\u0103cea un ciocan, o dalt\u0103&#8230;. \u0218i c\u00e2\u0219tiga o p\u00e2ine.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n      Unele asem\u0103n\u0103ri n-au nici cea mai vag\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103. C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti personaj de film, ba\u0219ca vr\u0103jitor de Hogwarts, \u00eencruntarea cap\u0103t\u0103 aspectul tainicelor \u0219tiin\u021be \u0219i-ntr-adev\u0103r, este destul\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd ca football-ist trecut \u0219i antrenor fumat, mina degenerativ\u0103 aduce doar prevestiri rele. Goluri din partea echipelor adverse. Sau poate \u0219i-a gre\u0219it cariera. Cu pu\u021bin\u0103 educa\u021bie mistic\u0103 ar ie\u0219i din conul din umbr\u0103 \u0219i-ar scoate banii de m\u00e2nc\u0103ric\u0103 \u0219i plimb\u0103ric\u0103 din pariurile sportive. De\u0219i, dup\u0103 oficinele mondene, nici chestiunea jocurilor din umbra viciilor nu-i iese defel. Pi\u021bi&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Nu-mi trebuie duzina de tehnici de supravie\u021buire \u00een \u021b\u0103rile exotice, cu singura pe care-o \u0219tiu \u0219i o aplic zilnic apuc s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc mult \u0219i bine: stau frumu\u0219el acas\u0103.<br \/>\n      Ma\u0219ini, biciclete, oameni. \u0218i vremea celor din urm\u0103. Se mai g\u00e2nde\u0219te c\u00e2te unul la ei \u0219i le configureaz\u0103 traseele c\u0103tre domnul. Ori mam\u0103-sa. Ca odinioar\u0103 drumurile la Mecca, se-nturneaz\u0103 printre vii cine scap\u0103. Azi mai multe, mai sigure&#8230;. Pentru pelerinajele la Suceava.<br \/>\n      Drept \u00eei. Impuritatea actualei rase ,,pure\u201d s-a eviden\u021biat \u00een timp record \u0219i cu o frecven\u021b\u0103 \u00eengrijor\u0103toare. Particule care au doar considerente de piele, \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i reconfigureaz\u0103 simbolurile dup\u0103 culori. La ora de fa\u021b\u0103 caut\u0103 alte pasteluri celor 50 de pentagoane stelate steagului. Albul s-a perimat.<br \/>\n      Ce-\u0219i propune Europa e vax albina. Toat\u0103 omenirea st\u0103 pe-un butoi golit de pucioas\u0103. Mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu de 2035, cea mai r\u0103mas pe fund se va epuiza. \u0218i-atunci s\u0103-i v\u0103d eu pe motorici cum \u0219i pe unde-\u0219i vor mai \u00eente\u021bi url\u0103toarele fumeg\u0103toare.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2nd prind c\u00e2te-o g\u00e2sc\u0103, o jumulesc \u0219i-o pun la cuptor. Uite-a\u0219a mai d\u0103dur\u0103 de unul care s\u0103 le finan\u021beze programele spa\u021biale. \u00cei rezerv\u0103 un sc\u0103unel, \u00eencarc\u0103 rezervoarele \u0219i vars\u0103 prin deflectoare tot focul&#8230;. Om mai vedea dac\u0103-n iulie i-o veni r\u00e2ndul, fiindc\u0103 de vreo 30 de ani o cam scald\u0103 \u0219i le cam am\u00e2n\u0103 (ie\u0219irile la iarb\u0103 verde cosmic\u0103).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21, 25 iunie 2021 Meteahna artistului youtube-ist, dar \u0219i loco. 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