{"id":15097,"date":"2021-06-29T10:00:24","date_gmt":"2021-06-29T07:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15097"},"modified":"2021-06-29T10:00:24","modified_gmt":"2021-06-29T07:00:24","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acetili","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15097","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acetili"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Spirt? Acide substan\u021be <strong>acetice<\/strong>!<br \/>\n       N-o s\u0103 mai pot c\u00e2nta niciodat\u0103! Lacrimi \u0219i pl\u00e2ngeri de mil\u0103-mi. ,,<strong>Ab\u0103tu\u0219i<\/strong> asupr\u0103-mi toate relele, Doamne!\u201d Solu\u021bia ,,<strong>acetic\u0103<\/strong>\u201d n-ar fi dat roade, n-a\u0219 fi sim\u021bit nimic. Vindecarea pielii mi-a dat posibilitatea s\u0103 verific \u00eentregul deget \u0219i s\u0103 constat dezam\u0103git c\u0103 la atingere sim\u021birile indic\u0103 un soi de amor\u021beal\u0103. Cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 se va risipi \u00een timp. A\u0219a cum am sperat prin clasa a VIII-a c\u0103 radiusul antebra\u021bului st\u00e2ng &#8211; uz corect, m\u00e2na-i segmentul prehensil &#8211; se va \u00eendrepta dup\u0103 ghinionul de a fi prins \u00eentre colegul Radu \u0219i-o n\u0103zb\u00e2tioas\u0103 piatr\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplat\u0103 pe asfaltul terenului de sport al \u0218colii nr. 17 Buz\u0103u. \u0218i nu s-a materializat niciodat\u0103. Abia atunci am sim\u021bit ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 ai alt ansamblu bra\u021b-antebra\u021b-m\u00e2n\u0103, o str\u0103in\u0103 curbat\u0103 se chinuia s\u0103 ia pozi\u021bie corect\u0103, s\u0103 apuce g\u00e2tul viorii \u0219i s\u0103 i-l rup\u0103-n dou\u0103 mii de f\u0103r\u00e2me muzicale. Deloc. Luxa\u021bia mea fusese totu\u0219i o fractur\u0103, a c\u0103rei fisur\u0103 l\u0103sase calciu c\u00e2t s\u0103 se simt\u0103 la orice manevr\u0103 de tragere pe m\u00e2n\u0103 ca <strong>acinele<\/strong> pe ciorchinele de strugure. <strong>Abrogam<\/strong>, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu acea ocaziune, toate planurile de violonist prima, pozi\u021bie \u00een care <strong>accedea<\/strong> nu oricine, nu oricum \u0219i nu oric\u00e2nd.<br \/>\n       Lament\u0103rile interne ulterioare aveau baz\u0103 solid\u0103, fizic, permisiunile se reduseser\u0103 considerabil, puteau s\u0103 m\u0103 frece cu toate alifiile doctorii, s\u0103 m\u0103 ung\u0103 cu gaz babele, s\u0103-mi fi dat \u00een regim propriu cu cele mai n\u0103stru\u0219nice solu\u021bii lichide \u0219i n-a\u0219 fi readus <strong>acestor<\/strong> p\u0103r\u021bi ale membrului st\u00e2ng &#8211; din p\u0103cate cel mai afectat dintre toate, deh mai bleand\u0103 &#8211; starea ini\u021bial\u0103. V\u0103 m\u0103rturisesc c\u0103 am ajuns p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo cu mintea unde metoda restaur\u0103rii inverse a accidentului mi-ar fi servit de resetare. ,,Pun antebra\u021bul pe buturug\u0103, \u00eei trag una, se \u00eendreapt\u0103, suf\u0103r c\u00e2t oi suferi \u0219i m\u0103 fac bine.\u201d Dintre scenariile mai bl\u00e2nde, \u00eemi \u00eenchipuiam c\u0103 prin presare cu o greutate mare, timp de c\u00e2teva ore, curbura se va ameliora. La 14 ani ne\u00eemplini\u021bi \u0219i porcii zboar\u0103, dar\u0103mite <strong>acerele<\/strong> ce se pot av\u00e2nta p\u00e2n\u0103 pe Lun\u0103. \u0218i-am \u00eencercat destule. \u00cen van.<br \/>\n       Cu timpul se amelioreaz\u0103 \u0219i n\u0103dejdea, \u0219i dezn\u0103dejdea. \u0218i-a\u0219a, mare performan\u021b\u0103 nu mi-a fost dat s\u0103 fac, nici de l\u0103utar, nici de prins tinichele unele de altele, cu \u00eenv\u0103\u021batul clacasem tocmai c\u00e2nd s\u0103 <strong>accesez<\/strong> pe r\u00e2nd \u0219coala militar\u0103 de muzic\u0103 \u0219i facultatea &#8211; la jum\u0103tate ajunsesem s\u0103 m\u0103 sperii de mine \u00eensumi cum \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde ra\u021bionamentele se postaser\u0103; a\u0219a se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu noi to\u021bi, avem un moment de glorie, dup\u0103 care abia mai \u0219tim cine \u0219i de ce suntem -, din electrician cu diplom\u0103 devenisem l\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219 mecanic, din violonist cu preten\u021bii la concert maestru &#8211; de\u0219i Gabi Miu m\u0103 tocmise \u00een liceu \u00een pozi\u021bia amintit\u0103, dar pe note populare -, m\u0103 transformasem \u00een l\u0103l\u0103itor de hore \u0219i s\u00e2rbe, din pretendent la meseria de profesor de matematici, dac\u0103 mai \u0219tiam ce con\u021bine teorema lui Thales. Cine-am fost \u0219i cine-am ajuns. Engleze\u0219te: a big nothing.<br \/>\n        Prin urmare, \u00eenainte. Pierdut reflexe, pierdut sim\u021buri&#8230;. Le declar nule. Am c\u00e2\u0219tigat totu\u0219i diverse \u00eendeletniciri &#8211; chiar \u0219i ca teoretician chimist m\u0103 descurcam bine \u00een perioada de glorie, nu \u00eens\u0103 pentru toat\u0103 pleiada de catene, esteri&#8230;, ,,descompu\u0219i\u201d din familia <strong>acililor<\/strong> (dic\u021bionarul a g\u0103sit la <strong>acilate<\/strong> gama \u00eentreag\u0103 de conjug\u0103ri; parc\u0103 \u0219i v\u0103d profesioni\u0219tii spun\u00e2ndu-\u0219i: ,,<strong>Acila\u0219i<\/strong>, stimate colega, ceva de diminea\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta?\u201d, la care&#8230;: ,,Desigur, dar \u0219ti\u021bi, domnule coleg, <strong>acilezi<\/strong> azi, m\u00e2ine \u0219i te treze\u0219ti \u00eentr-o zi azv\u00e2rlit la prepararea sodei caustice.\u201d; ori la \u0219coal\u0103: ,,S\u0103-mi <strong>acileze<\/strong> cineva dintre voi doi&#8230;.\u201d; ,,<strong>Acila\u021bi<\/strong>, v\u0103 rog, la ora de laborator&#8230;\u201d; ca rememorare: ,,\u021ai-aduci aminte, drag\u0103, cum <strong>acilase<\/strong> tov profesor&#8230;\u201d; odinioar\u0103: ,,Elevii clasei a 11-a <strong>acilar\u0103<\/strong>&#8230;\u201d; imaginativ: ,,O puser\u0103m de-o <strong>acilat\u0103<\/strong>.\u201d; \u00een fine: ,,<strong>Acil\u00e2nd<\/strong>&#8230;\u201d).<br \/>\n      Altele nu-mi trec prin minte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spirt? Acide substan\u021be acetice! N-o s\u0103 mai pot c\u00e2nta niciodat\u0103! Lacrimi \u0219i pl\u00e2ngeri de mil\u0103-mi. ,,Ab\u0103tu\u0219i asupr\u0103-mi toate relele, Doamne!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15097"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15097"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15098,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15097\/revisions\/15098"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}