{"id":15072,"date":"2021-06-26T10:12:13","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T07:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15072"},"modified":"2021-06-26T11:53:01","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T08:53:01","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acaciei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15072","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acaciei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16, 17, 18 iunie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       S\u0103 fie so\u021bia plecat\u0103 de-acas\u0103, \u0219oarecii s\u0103 joace&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Prin pod, la sub-solul parchetului, uneori. Prin alte p\u0103r\u021bi n-ar avea ce g\u0103si, buc\u0103t\u0103ria era aproape lun\u0103, firimituri n-ar fi avut de unde, resturi de alimente nicidecum. \u0218ti\u021bi cum sunt ele, grijulii. ,,\u021ai-am l\u0103sat de m\u00e2ncare \u0219i dup\u0103 ce o termini mai cumperi c\u00e2te ceva.\u201d La mine cu cump\u0103ratul mai u\u0219or. Colo un pate de ficat, o br\u00e2nz\u0103 topit\u0103, c\u00e2teva felii de salam \u0219i p\u00e2ine. \u0218i-un strop de ap\u0103 de la robinet, fiindc\u0103 de dulce\u021burile Colei \u0219i Fantei m\u0103 s\u0103turam peste zi, <strong>accesam<\/strong> sticlele de plastic abuziv, <strong>ab\u0103t\u00e2nd<\/strong> creierul \u00een acela\u0219i timp de la sete \u0219i de la foame.<br \/>\n         Ajuns acas\u0103 nu-mi era nici de unele, am m\u00e2ncat mai mult ca s\u0103 bifez o mas\u0103. G\u00e2ndurile st\u0103teau doar la r\u0103nile de sub pansamente \u0219i la momentul adev\u0103rului. M-am desf\u0103\u0219at, cu grij\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la straturile de tifon lipite, le-am desprins foaie cu foaie, uimit de faptul c\u0103 nu am senza\u021bia unei dureri, usturimi deloc. La vederea st\u0103rii degetelor&#8230; m-au cuprins ame\u021belile \u0219i dezn\u0103dejdea. Pe deplin treaz &#8211; s\u0103 fi fost p\u00e2n\u0103 prin &#8217;94 c\u00e2nd pentru orice nimic pus la suflet reu\u0219eam s\u0103 m\u0103 <strong>ab\u021bigui<\/strong> bini\u0219or &#8211; le-am pus cruce definitiv degetelor: at\u00e2t fuseser\u0103 de folos. Sintagma ,,i-au ie\u0219it ma\u021bele prin&#8230;\u201d era de comparat cu situa\u021bia ar\u0103t\u0103torului, din care ie\u0219ise o f\u00e2\u0219ie de gr\u0103sime, cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a p\u0103rea g\u0103lbeneala, al doilea era zdrelit, dar p\u0103rea mai pu\u021bin grav, iar inelarul doar \u0219ters de ,,roata nenorocului\u201d. M\u0103 <strong>achitam<\/strong> astfel, dup\u0103 contabilizarea r\u0103ului cel r\u0103u, de toate loviturile administrate f\u0103r\u0103 voie lui Cristi. Dup\u0103 aceea\u0219i num\u0103r\u0103toare, aveam s\u0103 stabilesc cum c\u0103 degetele m\u0103 salvaser\u0103 de c\u00e2teva ori de la desc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nare, un fel de-a spune, c\u0103ci \u00een stare <strong>acefal\u0103<\/strong> apuci numai o dat\u0103, a doua oar\u0103, ca-n desele lu\u0103ri de cuv\u00e2nt \u0219i atitudine ale \u00eemp\u0103ra\u021bilor de poveste, ,,Unde-\u021bi stau picioarele, acolo \u00ee\u021bi va sta \u0219i capul!\u201d <strong>Aceasta<\/strong> fiind spus\u0103, \u00een solitudinea buc\u0103t\u0103riei, m-am \u00eenfiorat grozav \u0219i-am promis solemn \u0219i grabnic c\u0103 flexul cu p\u00e2nz\u0103 de t\u0103iat lemnul nu va mai face obiectul retu\u0219\u0103rilor de pazie. Mi se <strong>aburir\u0103<\/strong> apoi retinele, \u00eencepui a pl\u00e2nge de mil\u0103 bietelor falange la care \u021binusem ca la ochii din cap at\u00e2\u021bia ani \u0219i-ntr-un final&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Resemnare. \u00cemi umbla prin minte \u00eentruna ,,Dac\u0103 nu te <strong>ab\u0103teai<\/strong> de la statul pe scar\u0103 \u0219i b\u0103tutul de cuie, ar fi fost jale.\u201d M\u0103 consolam c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 tr\u0103iam, nu \u0219tiam cum din acel moment \u00eenainte, dar dac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 puteam lovi, chiar din gre\u0219eal\u0103, cu ciocanul proaspetele distrugeri fizice, \u00eensemna c\u0103 pot \u0219i trebuie. G\u0103sisem solu\u021bia fortuit\u0103 de uzat m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 la c\u00e2ntat, trei burice sunt suficiente pentru un acord, policar, inelar \u0219i mic \u0219i-au f\u0103cut din plin datoria la Prahova, \u00een ciuda jenei permanente de a g\u0103si repede \u0219i bine ansamblul (de n-a\u0219 sta cu tv-ul deschis, articolele-povestire ar fi mai s\u0103race, de la Taxi 3 am ag\u0103\u021bat cuv\u00e2ntul&#8230;) de note potrivit. \u00cen acela\u0219i ritm interminabil derulam ,,partitur\u0103 pentru m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103\u201d.<br \/>\n       Omul t\u00e2n\u0103r e bun de carne, mai cu ,,<strong>acetone<\/strong>\u201d turnate la r\u0103d\u0103cinile r\u0103nilor, mai cu pudre \u0219i alifii, se-nchid \u0219i pare c\u0103 nimic nu s-a-nt\u00e2mplat. Pare. Testul suprem? Fa major pe chitar\u0103. De\u0219i \u00eemi ie\u0219ise din obi\u0219nuin\u021b\u0103 fredonatul corzilor, dragul subit m-a \u00eendemnat s\u0103 \u00eencerc \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 speran\u021bele pierdute ale unui instrumentist modest, \u00eenchipuit c\u00e2ndva Paganini (vinovat\u0103 partitura de vioar\u0103 cu mi, mi, mi, re, do, do, si, la, sol#, la, si, mi, mi, fa, mi, re, do, si, la, do, si, la, mi&#8230;, recognoscibil\u0103, desigur). Fa dezolant, ar\u0103t\u0103torul devenise o nuia flexibil\u0103, imposibil de \u00eendreptat \u0219i ap\u0103sat. Ce zic, fa greu, ca la \u00eencep\u0103tori. Hai cu mi major. Nimic. Care re de oricare, c\u00e2nd flexarea degetului \u00eent\u00e2i abia reu\u0219ea un am\u0103r\u00e2t unghi 145 de grade?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16, 17, 18 iunie 2021 S\u0103 fie so\u021bia plecat\u0103 de-acas\u0103, \u0219oarecii s\u0103 joace&#8230;. Prin pod, la sub-solul parchetului, uneori. 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