{"id":1504,"date":"2015-05-21T10:23:15","date_gmt":"2015-05-21T07:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1504"},"modified":"2015-05-21T10:23:15","modified_gmt":"2015-05-21T07:23:15","slug":"zanganele-liii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1504","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele LIII"},"content":{"rendered":"

Z\u0103ng\u0103nele
\nLIII.<\/h1>\n

\"tarani-romani

\n

Eu pot s\u0103 sl\u0103besc, \u00eens\u0103 nu vreau. Abia am pus pe mine cele 25 de kilograme \u0219i mi-e imposibil s\u0103 le scobor din ini\u021biativ\u0103 proprie dup\u0103 o a\u0219a munc\u0103 perseverent\u0103, necum \u00eempins de la spate de vreo miraculoas\u0103 metod\u0103 de ars gr\u0103simi.<\/p>\n

\nMul\u021bi \u00eens\u0103 o fac. Pun tenacitatea pe \u00eent\u00e2iul loc, caut\u0103 orice solu\u021bie pentru un trup agreabil, poate chiar mai mult de at\u00e2t, \u00eens\u0103 mereu aleg calea cea mai nepotrivit\u0103 pentru a-\u0219i atinge scopul \u0219i de multe ori prea repede. Se a\u0219teapt\u0103 la minuni dar f\u0103r\u0103 eforturi mari, c\u00e2teva pastile \u0219i gata cu sl\u0103ninu\u021ba. La doamne problema ve\u0219nic\u0103 sunt coapsele \u0219i col\u0103ceii, la domni burta, punga plin\u0103 de ma\u021be de\u0219irate de consum exagerat \u0219i v\u00e2rst\u0103. Carne de om, fiindc\u0103 la animale n-am sesizat a\u0219a mare degradare. Nu cearc\u0103ne \u0219i riduri de expresie, nu piei laxate. La g\u0103ini, maltratate am v\u0103zut \u00een urm\u0103 cu ceva timp, cu v\u00e2rsta, se \u00eent\u0103re\u0219te carnea pe ele de-\u021bi trebuiesc din\u021bi de fier ca s\u0103-i ron\u021b\u0103i dulceg\u0103ria oric\u00e2t de mult ai fierbe-o. C\u00e2inele, od\u00e2rlit de povara anilor, se mi\u0219c\u0103 alene, surze\u0219te, devine apatic \u0219i-ntr-un final \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219ti le\u0219inat de moarte \u00eentr-un col\u021b al cur\u021bii pe care a servit-o cu loialitate. La maimu\u021be este mai dificil. At\u00e2tea na\u021bii \u0219i feluri au parcursuri diferite. Pe unele le vezi cu frun\u021bile \u00eencre\u021bite, altora le at\u00e2rn\u0103 buzele, una sau dou\u0103 specii au exemplare burtoase, dar a\u0219a le este felul, se nasc puturoase. Au \u00eens\u0103 marea majoritate activitate intens\u0103. Se ca\u021b\u0103r\u0103, alearg\u0103 \u00een fel propriu. Ard calorii \u00een mod natural. Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci, zbate-te!<\/p>\n

\nAm burt\u0103, a\u0219a de-o p\u0103rere. Analiz\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00een oglind\u0103 ani \u00een \u0219ir, m\u0103 g\u0103seam dispropor\u021bionat. Aveam nevoie carevas\u0103zic\u0103 de o balansare de profil, ceea ce s-a \u0219i realizat. Cur\u0103 de \u00eengr\u0103\u0219are. E cu mult mai costisitoare dec\u00e2t inversa \u0219i presupune resurse nelimitate de hran\u0103 dar, este la \u00eendem\u00e2na fiec\u0103rui sl\u0103b\u0103nog nativ. Pot propune cu \u0219anse de reu\u0219it\u0103 de cel pu\u021bin una sut\u0103 procente tuturor ghiftuirea. Nu este un proces greoi \u0219i presupune doar hr\u0103nire intensiv\u0103 peste nevoia curent\u0103. \u00cen loc de un blid de ciorb\u0103 dou\u0103, \u00een loc de celebrul fel doi dou\u0103, ca desert orice \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu zah\u0103rul pe p\u00e2ine \u0219i ap\u0103 c\u00e2t se poate de mult\u0103. \u0218i odihn\u0103 sau mai cur\u00e2nd lene. Doar trei luni, nu mai mult, altfel pica\u021bi \u00een extrema cealalt\u0103.<\/p>\n

\nVitalitatea este un lucru de apreciat chiar \u0219i la nou\u0103zeci \u0219i ceva de ani, \u0219i mai ales atunci, \u0219i presupune perseveren\u021b\u0103. Am dou\u0103 exemple pe care le port \u00een minte pentru momentul c\u00e2nd \u0219i eu voi egala pe ace\u0219ti un el \u0219i o ea, f\u0103r\u0103 vreo leg\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eentre ei. El, un mo\u0219ule\u021b cu pa\u0219i mici, cu ilic de l\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i palton, cu voin\u021b\u0103 de fier \u00eencerc\u00e2nd cum nici un contorsionist n-a \u00eencercat vreodat\u0103, s\u0103 taie lemne: \u00een genunchi, cu burta peste un taburet r\u0103sturnat \u00eentr-o parte, cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe dalta pe care o \u00eenfipsese \u00een moalele unui butucel cu mi\u0219c\u0103ri de una per patru secunde de lovire cu ciocanul. \u00cenchipui\u021bi-v\u0103 sufletul ce s\u0103l\u0103\u0219uia \u00een corpul acela neascult\u0103tor, lipsit de vigoare, neputincios. Am pl\u00e2ns, a pl\u00e2ns \u0219i el implor\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 din ochi s\u0103 moar\u0103 mai repede. Am oftat. Ea, mam\u0103 de fost primar, grijulie ca orice \u021b\u0103ranc\u0103 de timpurile p\u0103m\u00e2ntului: greblat dup\u0103 ultima z\u0103pad\u0103, s\u0103pat la primele raze calde de soare, s\u0103dit, plivit, pr\u0103sit \u0219i cules. Dereticare sumar\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103, lun\u0103 \u00een curte, grij\u0103 de or\u0103t\u0103nii. F\u0103r\u0103 ambi\u021bii elective, cu administrare unic\u0103 al datului propriu.<\/p>\n

Ea \u0219i el sunt mul\u021bi. \u00cei v\u0103d aproape zilnic trec\u00e2nd pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine. Slabi \u0219i gra\u0219i, \u00eenfometa\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103tui p\u00e2n\u0103 la r\u00e2g\u00e2ieli de satisfac\u021bie, mu\u0219culo\u0219i, modelate dup\u0103 tipar, oameni. Oameni cu ambi\u021bii personale, cu motiva\u021bii intrinseci de comportament, cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 pot opri dec\u0103derea fizic\u0103 prin fel de fel de repeti\u021bii sportive sau alimentare. \u00cei \u00een\u021beleg perfect, sunt \u00een pozi\u021bia \u00een care nu e\u0219ti nici cal \u0219i nici m\u0103gar, \u00een partea aceea de via\u021b\u0103 care \u00ee\u021bi permite s\u0103 observi nestingherit \u0219i \u00een sus \u0219i \u00een jos, c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti \u0219i acceptat \u0219i nu de tineri \u0219i \u00een aceea\u0219i situa\u021bie de cei trecu\u021bi de maturitate. Este o vorb\u0103 din popor: Cine nu \u0219tie s\u0103-\u0219i duc\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bile, e vai \u0219i amar de el!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Z\u0103ng\u0103nele LIII. Eu pot s\u0103 sl\u0103besc, \u00eens\u0103 nu vreau. Abia am pus pe mine cele 25 de kilograme \u0219i mi-e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1505,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,97],"tags":[247,216,68,235,139,48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1506,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions\/1506"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}