{"id":15035,"date":"2021-06-20T15:49:31","date_gmt":"2021-06-20T12:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15035"},"modified":"2021-06-20T15:49:31","modified_gmt":"2021-06-20T12:49:31","slug":"spatii-culturale-nr-76-14-ramnic-mon-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15035","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 76 (14) &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Valeria Manta T\u0103icu\u021bu<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ora\u0219 mic, nimic de zis, dar ce trafic, ce ma\u0219ini \u0219i, mai ales, ce \u0219oferi! Cei \u0219tiutori de<br \/>\nscris\/ citit stau ghemui\u021bi, parc\u0103 \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nta\u021bi de volan, de ceea ce se vede prin parbriz,<br \/>\nde lumina str\u0103b\u0103tut\u0103 de vagi contururi ce\u021boase de cl\u0103diri, arbori, poate \u0219i de oameni,<br \/>\nsigur de alte ma\u0219ini. Se mir\u0103 \u0219i ei c\u0103 nu intr\u0103 \u00een starea de levita\u021bie practicat\u0103 de sedu\u0219ii<br \/>\nde transcendent \u0219i de meandrele concretului, cu sinergia unui celebru politician cu tot.<br \/>\nDesigur, cei mira\u021bi \u0219i c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t \u0219coli\u021bi nu sunt un pericol public: ei chiar v\u0103d semnele<br \/>\nde circula\u021bie \u0219i, dac\u0103 sunt \u00eentr-o pas\u0103 bun\u0103, le \u0219i respect\u0103.<br \/>\nPericolul vine de la cei care au ob\u021binut carnetul de conducere cu toate c\u0103 abia dac\u0103<br \/>\npot s\u0103-\u0219i adune la un loc literele numelui, pentru semn\u0103tur\u0103, celelalte litere din alfabet<br \/>\nr\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2ndu-le, indiferent de v\u00e2rst\u0103, pe vecie \u0219i complet necunoscute. \u00cen mintea lor \u0219i a<br \/>\ncelor care le-au \u00eenlesnit calitatea de \u0219oferi, banii dau valoarea personal\u0103, nu mofturile,<br \/>\nsclifoselile \u0219i fi\u021bele care vin la pachet cu anii de \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i cu c\u0103r\u021bile citite.<br \/>\nCocalarul de provincie face doar ce vrea el, fiindc\u0103 nimeni nu-l trage pe dreapta;<br \/>\nlan\u021bul cu zale mari \u0219i trainice (de obicei, din aur) de la g\u00e2t, ceafa groas\u0103 \u0219i bra\u021bele cu<br \/>\nmu\u0219chi \u0219i tatuaje fancy, tricoul mai degrab\u0103 negru-morm\u00e2nt \u0219i urmele de semin\u021be de<br \/>\ndovleac \u0219i floarea-soarelui de pe buzele pline \u0219i lipicioase intimideaz\u0103, oripileaz\u0103, dau<br \/>\nco\u0219maruri mai ceva ca pove\u0219tile cu bau-bau, dar sunt salutate cu respect de organele<br \/>\ncare \u201efluidizeaz\u0103\u201d traficul (rutier \u0219i de alte feluri) \u0219i niciodat\u0103 nu s-a auzit de opriri,<br \/>\nlegitim\u0103ri \u0219i sanc\u021biuni. Sunt opri\u021bi, legitima\u021bi \u0219i sanc\u021biona\u021bi posesorii de ma\u0219ini am\u0103r\u00e2te,<br \/>\npentru care s-au f\u0103cut economii \u201ela s\u00e2nge\u201d, \u00een timp ce posesorii de bolizi din economia<br \/>\nsubteran\u0103 se bucur\u0103 de imunitate mai ceva ca parlamentarii din patrie.<br \/>\nCocalarul de provincie, \u00een ciuda declara\u021biilor manelizat-sulfuroase despre<br \/>\n\u201edujmanii\u201d care-i invidiaz\u0103 statutul social, n-are a se teme de nimic. Nimeni nu-l atinge<br \/>\ncu o floare m\u0103car; t\u00e2rgul este mo\u0219ia personal\u0103, \u00een mintea lui (at\u00e2ta c\u00e2t\u0103 e), trecerile de<br \/>\npietoni, de exemplu, sunt ceva de neb\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103, chiar \u0219i c\u00e2nd peste ele, firav\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219ov\u0103ie\u0219te silueta vreunui trec\u0103tor. \u00ce\u021bi trebuie noroc \u0219i ocrotire de la bunul Dumnezeu ca<br \/>\ns\u0103 scapi teaf\u0103r \u0219i s\u0103 ajungi pe trotuarul cel\u0103lalt, fie c\u0103 trecerea este semaforizat\u0103 (\u0219i<br \/>\nexist\u0103 vreo patru-cinci semafoare \u00een t\u00e2rg), fie c\u0103 nu.<br \/>\nMi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i mie s\u0103 fiu aproape spulberat\u0103, chiar pe o trecere de pietoni, de o<br \/>\nnevast\u0103 de cocalar, incapabil\u0103 s\u0103 identifice semnul de oprire\/ asigurare \u00een trafic (\u00een<br \/>\ndreptul \u0219colii nr. 6 este un Stop c\u00e2t toate zilele, dar cine s\u0103-l vad\u0103, s\u0103-l cread\u0103, s\u0103-l<br \/>\nrespecte?!). Am c\u0103zut \u0219i m-am ridicat, iar zuza de la volan, impasibil\u0103, \u0219i-a continuat \u00een<br \/>\nvitez\u0103 drumul spre alte z\u0103ri de soare pline \u0219i spre alte posibile victime, mai mult sau<br \/>\nmai pu\u021bin norocoase. M-am bucurat, ca tot cre\u0219tinul, c\u0103 \u00eengerul p\u0103zitor mi-a fost<br \/>\nprezent \u0219i a avut grij\u0103 ca bolidul de multe mii de euro s\u0103-\u0219i opreasc\u0103 botul \u00een<br \/>\ngenunchiul meu, dar \u0219i pentru c\u0103 moartea a considerat c\u0103 nu mi-a sosit \u00eenc\u0103 timpul s\u0103<br \/>\ndau \u00een primire. R\u0103m\u00e2nea t\u00e2rgul f\u0103r\u0103 revista \u201eSpa\u021bii culturale\u201d \u0219i nevasta de cocalar vreo<br \/>\nlun\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 permis, nu-i a\u0219a?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Valeria Manta T\u0103icu\u021bu Ora\u0219 mic, nimic de zis, dar ce trafic, ce ma\u0219ini \u0219i, mai ales, ce \u0219oferi! 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