{"id":15031,"date":"2021-06-20T15:35:53","date_gmt":"2021-06-20T12:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15031"},"modified":"2021-06-20T15:35:53","modified_gmt":"2021-06-20T12:35:53","slug":"brigada-diverse-meciul-silei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=15031","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Me(c)iul (s)ilei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5, 6 iunie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Vasile: ,,Am un plic pentru mata, coan\u0103&#8230;\u201d Coana: ,,Las\u0103-l, bade, pe masa din gr\u0103din\u0103.\u201d Poli\u021bia \u0219i organele de anchet\u0103: ,,Alo, avem mandat&#8230;. C\u0103ut\u0103m un plic&#8230;\u201d Coana: ,,L-a l\u0103sat adineauri un nene.\u201d P&#038;O: ,,P\u0103i \u0219tii, coan\u0103, ce con\u021bine? C\u0103-s secrete de stat?\u201d&#8230; Ocazie cu care Elena, coana conului marinar, se mai alese cu un dosar. Cum naiba de toate secretele de stat stau \u00een plic uitate prin curte? Nu \u00een seifuri, nu \u00een scrinuri cu chei \u0219i cifru, nu \u00een b\u0103nci sau \u00een cel mai r\u0103u caz sub pern\u0103 sau saltea.<br \/>\n       M\u00e2ncarea \u00eemi place \u00een form\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare, nu de maimu\u021boi cu ochi \u0219i p\u0103r.<br \/>\n       Frica&#8230;. Adic\u0103lea ce, n-are Trump alte mijloace de convins omenirea, r\u0103mase numai \u00een baza Facebook-ului? Care este ce \u00een definitiv? Un loc unde se isc\u0103lesc&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Reversul zicalei ,,Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun trei (la alegere num\u0103rul) in\u0219i c\u0103 e\u0219ti beat, du-te la culcare.\u201d: dac\u0103 te apeleaz\u0103 membrii de partid, \u0219efule, du-te de te f\u0103 pre\u0219edinte. Sau preia conducerea USR.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 se \u0219tie, fustangiu vine de la purt\u0103torii de fuste. Ca urmare a acestei tradi\u021bii uitate, spaniolii, \u0219coleri \u0219i profesorii, s-au costumat ca atare. Vor ei, implicit \u0219i noi, s\u0103 ne tot solidariz\u0103m cu c\u00e2te un ie\u0219it din tipare. Cert este c\u0103 de ceva vreme ne iese \u021bais, de nu se mai \u0219tie b\u0103rbat cu femeie, om cu animal.<br \/>\n       B\u0103nui\u021bi efectul fiscaliz\u0103rii medita\u021biilor. M\u0103rirea cuantumului unei ore, p\u00e2n\u0103 la dublare \u0219i indexare cu scumpirile.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 v\u0103 mai transmit o idee. Ineficien\u021ba unora nu este cauzat\u0103 de ne\u0219tiin\u021ba limbii rom\u00e2ne, ci de lipsa de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u00een domeniul de activitate. F\u0103r\u0103 nume de edili bucure\u0219teni.<br \/>\n       ,,Bancul\u201d cu nem\u021bii \u0219i lene\u0219ii l-am mai auzit. Mai demult era cu studen\u021bi. \u0218i unul notoriu cu un ar\u0103boi cu en\u0219pe neveste \u0219i en\u0219pe ori 3 copii. Dar \u0103luia nu-i ajungeau nici pe o m\u0103sea 1200 de euro pe lun\u0103. Ori 100.000 de mii, ori nimic! \u0218i-au ales suta (el \u0219i statul&#8230;).<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n       N-a r\u0103mas nimic de f\u0103cut. Compar\u00e2nd merele cu perele, am concluzionat, gra\u021bie celor ce fac predic\u021bii la momentul oportun: sunt unul \u0219i acela\u0219i fruct. La fel \u0219i poamele politice de ieri, de azi \u0219i de m\u00e2ine. Persifl\u00e2nd un imn: Erori au fost, erori sunt \u00eenc\u0103&#8230;\/ \u00cemprumuturi ieri, \u00eemprumuturi m\u00e2ine.<br \/>\n        De altfel finan\u021bi\u0219tii dau tonul. C\u00e2ndva Teodorovici, azi C\u00ee\u021bu, convins p\u00e2n\u0103-n ultima fibr\u0103 profesional\u0103 c\u0103 st\u0103m pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 buricul t\u00e2rgului \u0219i ni-i cre\u0219terea viabil\u0103 \u0219i demonstrabil\u0103. De la 0 la 1 avem \u00eentr-adev\u0103r un pas. Ca de la nimic la c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t ceva. S\u0103-\u0219i mai calibreze d\u00e2nsul scalele.<br \/>\n       O da strechea \u0219i-n \u0103i de consider\u0103 bouche-a-bouche necesarul zilei, orei, minutului \u0219i secundei. Iar de golani nu duce lips\u0103 nici Suedia. Dar nu masca pare s\u0103 fie cea care sc\u0103l\u00e2mb\u0103 mutre, ci v\u00e2rsta, na\u021bionalitatea, portul \u0219i lipsa de emfaz\u0103 radiant\u0103 zgomotos. Aici trebuie s\u0103 se umble riguros \u0219i imediat.<br \/>\n      Din categoria intimit\u0103\u021bilor p\u00e2n\u0103 la lacrimi (de obicei ale fetelor, urmate de amici \u0219i neamuri) jocul ,,provocare \u0219i adev\u0103r\u201d. \u0218i o \u00eentrebare la fel de idioat\u0103: ,,c\u00e2nd \u021bi-ai pierdut virginitatea?\u201d<br \/>\n      Diferen\u021ba \u00eentre R\u00e2mnic \u0219i Buz\u0103u se putea rezuma la un singur cuv\u00e2nt: ,,agap\u0103\u201d. Fiindc\u0103 restul oricum te putea b\u0103ga \u00een cea\u021b\u0103. C\u0103uta\u021bi unul care s\u0103 fac\u0103 diferen\u021ba \u00eentre rom\u00e2ni \u0219i restul popoarelor (numai unul?).<br \/>\n      Ne-om r\u00e2de \u0219i ne-om distra de pe urma prostiilor concepute \u00een timpul pandemiei. \u00cengrijora\u021bilor pentru condi\u021biile speciale de zbor: ve\u021bi circula ca p\u00e2n\u0103 mai ieri, unul peste altul, neacoperi\u021bi la guri \u0219i nas \u0219i ve\u021bi putea aplauda la final (care mai apuc\u0103).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5, 6 iunie 2021 Vasile: ,,Am un plic pentru mata, coan\u0103&#8230;\u201d Coana: ,,Las\u0103-l, bade, pe masa din gr\u0103din\u0103.\u201d Poli\u021bia \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15031"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15032,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15031\/revisions\/15032"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}