{"id":14941,"date":"2021-06-15T09:35:35","date_gmt":"2021-06-15T06:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14941"},"modified":"2021-06-15T09:35:35","modified_gmt":"2021-06-15T06:35:35","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-achiuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14941","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Achiuri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        <strong>Achies\u0103<\/strong> tata, n-am zis nu niciunul.<br \/>\n        Dumnezeu&#8230;. Corina, c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 <strong>acatist<\/strong>, lucr\u0103ri mai lunea \u0219i-om mai vedea, eu m\u0103 b\u0103team cu c\u0103r\u0103mida-n piept c\u0103 nu <strong>abuream<\/strong> lumea &#8211; cum o <strong>abureau<\/strong> destui -, c-am servit pe oricare la fel, cu sudoare \u0219i rapiditate, tata: mai duce\u021bi-v\u0103, p\u0103c\u0103to\u0219ilor la biseric\u0103. Dar la nea Dobrin devenise lege, noi \u0219i numai noi, cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 divin la purt\u0103tor. \u0218i la ginerele \u0103l mic, dou\u0103 case \u00eenapoi, pe partea opus\u0103, imobil \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit aproape pe din dou\u0103, zona de la strad\u0103, <strong>acioal\u0103<\/strong> pentru un cuplu obi\u0219nuit, de desprins din c\u0103minul p\u0103rintesc. Primo tempo acoperi\u0219ul, defri\u0219are de sc\u00e2nduri r\u0103scoapte, fixarea unora noi, unele grinzi schimbate, altele peticite. ,,Nordul&#8221; cl\u0103dirii &#8211; a\u0219a indic\u0103 lichenii &#8211; a fost <strong>accesat<\/strong> u\u0219or, o alee de aproape trei metri ducea \u00een spatele propriet\u0103\u021bii \u0219i se deschidea pe toat\u0103 suprafa\u021ba cur\u021bii ini\u021biale pe o l\u0103\u021bime de opt-nou\u0103 metri, acolo unde erau depozitate tabla, sc\u00e2ndurile, cuiele&#8230; \u0219i unde am preg\u0103tit foile bucat\u0103 cu bucat\u0103. Bune \u0219i frumoase toate, ,,sc\u00e2ntei&#8221; pu\u021bine &#8211; c\u00e2teva totu\u0219i \u0219i la confluen\u021ba stenderului cu firele electrice ce vin de la st\u00e2lp, izolate c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu murim \u00eenainte de a termina lucrarea -, p\u00e2n\u0103 la holul ad\u0103ugat intr\u0103rii principale. <strong>Acestui<\/strong> ,,stabiliment&#8221; acoper\u0103m\u00e2nt nou. Ei&#8230; \u0219i de-aici ar fi trebuit s\u0103 prev\u0103d nenorocirea-avertisment ce avea s\u0103 se abat\u0103. Grinzile prinse sus \u0219i jos pe alte dou\u0103 paralele, transversale, exact p\u00e2n\u0103 la ziduri, iar sc\u00e2ndurile la 20 de centimetri ie\u0219ite \u00een afara lor. Am fi ie\u0219it cel pu\u021bin dublu, s\u0103 nu bat\u0103 ploaia \u00een pere\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 sus, numai c\u0103 proprietarul, prin gura propriet\u0103resei, n-a putut <strong>accepta<\/strong> solu\u021bia, totu\u0219i, nu s-a \u00eempotrivit la \u00eenchiderea fireasc\u0103 a marginilor, cu lan\u021bi de cinci pe cinci. Procedura standard. Unul \u021bine sus, unul jos. Noi eram trei. Al treilea bate cuiul. Am dat \u00een primul, \u00een al doilea. La a treia \u021bint\u0103 de 7, Cristi a uitat m\u00e2na cu tot cu degetul mare \u00een dreptul unuia. Prima lovitur\u0103, a doua, doar c\u0103 a treia l-a nimerit \u00een unghia policarului. Cereri de iertare, zadarnice, dup\u0103 ce ,,omori&#8221; omul, sunt inutile, promisiuni c\u0103 o s\u0103-i pl\u0103tesc ,,<strong>accizul<\/strong>&#8221; cu proxima ocazie. Treab\u0103 complet\u0103 doar c\u00e2nd secarea la inim\u0103 are pereche. I-am mai ,,c\u00e2rpit&#8221; \u00eenc\u0103 una. A urlat, a dr\u0103cuit, mi-a dorit&#8230;. Nu se mai <strong>ab\u021binea<\/strong> dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta durere, mai intens dec\u00e2t \u00een multe alte situa\u021bii inconvenabile &#8211; unele erau chiar copil\u0103re\u0219ti&#8230; ar fi fost de-ajuns s\u0103-i oferi <strong>acadele<\/strong> ca s\u0103 se poat\u0103 domoli, lui \u00eens\u0103 nu aveai ce s\u0103-i dai pentru potolire -, pe bun\u0103 dreptate acum. Dup\u0103 <strong>acalmia<\/strong> ce-a urmat, dup\u0103 lunga pleiad\u0103 de&#8230;, ne-am continuat ,,aventura&#8221; pe ,,16 mm&#8221;, un doi pe aproape doi metri, acoperit simplu, din dou\u0103 foi \u00eentregi de tabl\u0103 puse de-a curmezi\u0219ul, cu laterale \u00eempopo\u021bonate cu ,,floricele&#8221; de tinichea, jgheab \u0219i \u00een flancul drept un burlan. Pentru Cristi toate remu\u0219c\u0103rile, m-am g\u00e2ndit \u00een zeci de feluri cum ar fi s\u0103 prime\u0219ti de la altcineva un ciocan \u00een deget \u0219i de fiecare, ca \u00eenchipui\u021bii so\u021bi cu dureri false prenatale, sim\u021beam aceea\u0219i acut\u0103 s\u0103get\u0103tur\u0103 care urc\u0103 din extremitatea strivit\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cea mai mare altitudine capilar\u0103, doar m\u0103 auto torturasem \u00een diverse ocazii cu ciocanul de lemn, c\u00e2nd cuiele de tabl\u0103, scurte sau boante, abia \u00eenc\u0103peau \u00eentre ar\u0103t\u0103tor \u0219i police sau se \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nau s\u0103 intre. Ridici ciocanul, oche\u0219ti din memorie \u0219i pocne\u0219ti unghia, se \u00eenro\u0219e\u0219te, se \u00eenvine\u021be\u0219te, se \u00eennegre\u0219te. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Achies\u0103 tata, n-am zis nu niciunul. Dumnezeu&#8230;. Corina, c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 acatist, lucr\u0103ri mai lunea \u0219i-om mai vedea, eu m\u0103 b\u0103team<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14941"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14942,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14941\/revisions\/14942"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}