{"id":14920,"date":"2021-06-13T11:44:39","date_gmt":"2021-06-13T08:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14920"},"modified":"2021-06-13T11:44:39","modified_gmt":"2021-06-13T08:44:39","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-intoarcerea-fiului-risipitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14920","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; \u00centoarcerea fiului risipitor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00centoarcerea fiului r\u0103t\u0103citor<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>La o poart\u0103 neagr\u0103, \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u0219el,<br \/>\nSta un t\u00e2n\u0103r falnic cu un b\u0103g\u0103jel&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103ci, venit din lume, rudele nu-l las\u0103<br \/>\nNici m\u0103car s\u0103 intre chiar la el \u00een cas\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dar, stimate rude, am \u0219i un papirus<br \/>\nUnde nu se spune c-a\u0219 avea vreun virus!<br \/>\n&#8211; Drag\u0103, nu te credem \u0219i nici nu ne pas\u0103<br \/>\nTocmai de aceea nu-\u021bi d\u0103m voie-n cas\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Te rog, drag\u0103 mam\u0103, tu m\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00centre ei \u0219i mine, pe cine-o s-alegi?<br \/>\n&#8211; De e\u0219ti tu acela, nu-\u021bi sunt mam\u0103 eu!<br \/>\nDu-te-n alt\u0103 parte, mergi cu Dumnezeu!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Eu sunt, drag\u0103 mam\u0103, fiul t\u0103u iubit<br \/>\nM\u0103 \u00eentorc acas\u0103 de unde-am muncit!<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103i, drag\u0103 b\u0103iete, nu mai insista<br \/>\nDac\u0103 vii din China, nu sunt mama ta!<\/p>\n<p>Du-te, te trateaz\u0103, c-ai putea s\u0103 mori!<br \/>\nDac\u0103 ai noroc, ne vom vedea \u00een zori!<br \/>\nT\u00e2n\u0103rul se-ntoarce, dar mobilu-i sun\u0103!<br \/>\nVede cu surpriz\u0103 pe-a lui mam\u0103 bun\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cei r\u0103spunde-ndat\u0103, \u0219i cu \u00eenfrigurare,<br \/>\nCrez\u00e2nd c\u0103-i d\u0103 totu\u0219i, acea veste mare:<br \/>\n&#8211; Auzi, m\u0103i, b\u0103iete, m\u00e2ine diminea\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 n-ai ce face, du-te pe la pia\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 io \u0219i cu tac-tu nu putem ie\u0219i<br \/>\n\u0218i chiar dac-am face-o, ne-am \u00eemboln\u0103vi<br \/>\nDar tu e\u0219ti afar\u0103, \u0219i po\u021bi face-un bine:<br \/>\nIa ni\u0219te cartoafe, cu bani de la tine!<\/p>\n<p>A, mai stai un pic \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 nu pleca&#8230;<br \/>\nMi-am adus aminte s\u0103 mai iei ceva!<br \/>\nIa \u0219i ni\u0219te pizza, s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m desear\u0103<br \/>\nVezi s\u0103 fie de-aia delicioas\u0103, carbonar\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Povestea nu mai spune ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat&#8230;<br \/>\nIar ce v\u0103 spun aicea, nu-i adev\u0103rat!<br \/>\nDoar n-o s\u0103 crede\u021bi c\u0103 sufletul de mam\u0103<br \/>\nAr l\u0103sa s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple a\u0219a o mare dram\u0103?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centoarcerea fiului r\u0103t\u0103citor La o poart\u0103 neagr\u0103, \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u0219el, Sta un t\u00e2n\u0103r falnic cu un b\u0103g\u0103jel&#8230; C\u0103ci, venit din lume,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14920"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14921,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14920\/revisions\/14921"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}