{"id":14881,"date":"2021-06-10T08:27:45","date_gmt":"2021-06-10T05:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14881"},"modified":"2021-06-10T08:37:22","modified_gmt":"2021-06-10T05:37:22","slug":"brigada-diverse-vine-valul-si-mi-ia-ralul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14881","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Vi(n)e (v)alul \u0219(i)-(m)i (i)a ralu(l)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>27-28, 31 mai, 3 iunie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       O fi ra\u021biunea ceea ce ne desparte de animale? O fi respira\u021bia? Din rapoartele japoneze a\u0219a reiese. P\u00e2n\u0103 acum; de m\u00e2ine, \u00eens\u0103, pe nev\u0103zute, doar pe suflate n-om mai \u0219ti care-i om \u0219i care-i c\u00e2ine. \u0218i cred c\u0103 nu mai este mult p\u00e2n\u0103 de parte, mai toat\u0103 omenirea r\u0103sufl\u0103 prin anus, mai trebuie doar s\u0103 absorbim aerul \u0219i visul nipon va deveni realitate.<br \/>\n      N-am idee de ce ziari\u0219tii \u0219i petrec\u0103re\u021bii \u00eei consider\u0103 pe c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bii de le c\u00e2nt\u0103-n strun\u0103 l\u0103utari, cum nu m\u0103 pot dumiri ce s\u0103 caute asistent\u0103 la nunt\u0103, certificat de \u00een\u021bepat sau testat.<br \/>\n      Deschide gura. B\u00e2iguie ceva cu noim\u0103 zero. Compar\u0103 cu ,,zumzetul&#8221; de dincolo Pluto. Parc\u0103&#8230; e identic.<br \/>\n      Pare c\u0103 ron\u021b\u0103iala dintre mese nu face parte din categoria m\u00e2nc\u0103rurile. \u0218i \u00eengra\u0219\u0103.<br \/>\n      PCR-ul revine, sub form\u0103 de test. Cu el pleci sau nu \u00een Italia, r\u0103m\u00e2i sau nu \u00een aeroport. Ca pe vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu.<br \/>\n      Relaxarea-i una, purtatul de masc\u0103&#8230; un reflex salvator.<br \/>\n      A\u0219 zice ,,Mai u\u0219or cu chilabalele, s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 indienii.<br \/>\n      Fantastici produc\u0103torii de bine popula\u021biei, printr-un artificiu de calcul au reu\u0219it s\u0103 maximizeze rezisten\u021ba la frigider a vaccinului: 30 \u00een loc cinci zile.<br \/>\n       M\u0103 simt excep\u021bional. Nu mai am dureri articulare. \u0218i v\u0103d p\u00e2n\u0103 dincolo de galaxia noastr\u0103. De c\u00e2nd m-am vaccinat.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Vorbe\u0219te lumea&#8230;. Dar nu copacul e ,,baiul&#8221;, salvatorul covida\u021bilor, furnizorul de oxigen, ci mediul din care a fost extras\u0103 ipostaza cu \u0219tirea, un peisaj ,,idilic&#8221;, tulburat de apele Gangelui \u0219i parfumat de o ciread\u0103 pa\u0219nic\u0103 de vaci. Sacru copacul, sacr\u0103 vita. Un pacient &#8211; la doi pa\u0219i -&#8230; sorocit.<br \/>\n       Precau\u021bia trece grani\u021bele, duc\u00e2nd scepticismul termin\u0103rii pandemiei la manifesta\u021bii. S\u0103 mai stea olimpio\u021bii acas\u0103 la ei, nu la Tokio.<br \/>\n       Testele se realizeaz\u0103 pe&#8230; condamna\u021bii la moarte. Teorie care a transformat scaunul electric, injec\u021bia letal\u0103 \u00een mijloc de auto suprimare. Subcon\u0219tientul \u00eenc\u0103rcat \u0219i inima proast\u0103.<br \/>\n       Afurisit virus, cum disp\u0103ru el ca jarul de lemn plop, ca \u0103i de la Europa s\u0103 lase circula\u021bia&#8230; s\u0103 circule.<br \/>\n       A\u0219a se creeaz\u0103 toate cele, arbor\u00e2nd un steag str\u0103in \u00een semn de solidaritate cu na\u021bia&#8230;. Iar propun\u0103torul s\u0103 \u0219i-l ridice sie\u0219i, nu s\u0103 \u00eencerce s\u0103-l v\u00e2re pe g\u00e2t institu\u021biilor toate.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Unora li se spune romantici. Tot lor le st\u0103 bine ca mincino\u0219i. De la Villon \u00eencoace&#8230; fran\u021buzul a c\u0103p\u0103tat \u0219i din cele rele, azi pun\u00e2nd lui zero +350.000 de s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i \u00een dreptul bolnavilor.<br \/>\n       Despre Eurovision ca despre Europa. Despre rom\u00e2ni rom\u00e2nii rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. C\u0103-i muzic\u0103, fotbal&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Soldatul rus cu \u021bigara aprins\u0103 pe sub ap\u0103, alerg\u0103torul chinez pe uragan la maraton. \u0218i-ap\u0103i la r\u0103zboi \u0219i la calamitate sunt \u0219i victime.<br \/>\n       Covidul, aidoma gecko, c\u0103l\u0103tore\u0219te \u0219i se pr\u0103se\u0219te unde g\u0103se\u0219te mediu prielnic. Unul se pare c\u0103-\u0219i ia r\u0103mas bun nesperat de repede. Conform preverbelor r\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103cite: virusul trece, \u0219op\u00e2rlele r\u0103m\u00e2n.<br \/>\n        Cine dore\u0219te s\u0103 \u0219tie cele dou\u0103 la a patra nelegiuiri din Arabia Saudit\u0103, s\u0103 le consulte. Mie mi-i suficient\u0103 deposedarea de m\u00e2n\u0103 pentru ho\u021bi, fiindc\u0103 mi-s pusilanim.<br \/>\n        Prepuielnic din fire, stidliv, formidolos, cum i se mai spune prepuitorului, mefient cu totul, \u00eel iau pe Fauci ca pe \u021ba\u021ba Rada de la col\u021bul str\u0103zii. Wuhan sau nu, s\u0103-\u0219i mai \u021bin\u0103 pliscul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>27-28, 31 mai, 3 iunie 2021 O fi ra\u021biunea ceea ce ne desparte de animale? O fi respira\u021bia? 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