{"id":14775,"date":"2021-06-01T14:44:57","date_gmt":"2021-06-01T11:44:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14775"},"modified":"2021-06-01T14:44:57","modified_gmt":"2021-06-01T11:44:57","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-abulica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14775","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Abulic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nebuni au fost, nebuni sunt \u00eenc\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\nPesemne c\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u021barea acoperi\u0219ului, de fapt trei p\u0103r\u021bi separate ale lui (ale mele personale), se datoreaz\u0103 ideii domnului Ha\u0219 de-a \u00een\u0103l\u021ba tavanele. Lucru nu u\u0219or c\u00e2nd \u00eel dore\u0219ti intact \u0219i mai apoi prins de cas\u0103 zdrav\u0103n. Probabil c\u0103 metodele au fost asem\u0103n\u0103toare, unul cu cricul, altul cu grinzi proptite \u00een c\u0103priori, \u00eempin\u0219i \u00een sus cu ajutorul unei r\u0103ngi, dar am\u00e2ndoi, f\u0103r\u0103 dubii, p\u00e2n\u0103 la cota propus\u0103, \u00een mici salturi, asigur\u00e2ndu-ne c\u0103 nu ne trezim cu acoperi\u0219ul \u00een cap. Tot \u00een anii gra\u021bio\u0219i nou\u0103zeci fusese tata tocmit pentru reunirea vechiului acoperi\u0219 al dependin\u021belor cu vechiul acoperi\u0219 \u00een\u0103l\u021bat \u0219i \u00eenvelirea unuia nou \u00een spate, <strong>abscons<\/strong> privirilor indiscrete ale trec\u0103torilor \u2013 \u0219i nu \u0219tiu de ce st\u0103ruie o ulicioar\u0103 prin st\u00e2nga casei&#8230; s\u0103 confund?&#8230; fiindc\u0103 prin traseele google-ului apare \u00een acel loc un garaj -, el de Ha\u0219, noi de el. Pe domnul trebuie s\u0103-l \u0219ti\u021bi, dac\u0103 nu to\u021bi, cel pu\u021bin 99,9% dintre r\u00e2mniceni, de se \u00eencumetar\u0103 \u0219i se <strong>ab\u0103tur\u0103<\/strong> la cap\u0103tul bulevardului B\u0103lcescu, diriguie\u0219te trenurile \u00een gara local\u0103. Un tip chisnovat \u2013 a\u0219a scrie la dex c\u0103-i mai corect -, pus pe glume, pe ,,<strong>aburiri<\/strong>\u201d diverse \u0219i nu tocmai c\u00e2nd este momentul, o manier\u0103 u\u0219or <strong>abuziv\u0103<\/strong>, vrei, nu vrei, ascult\u0103-m\u0103&#8230;. Percep\u021bia mea. Dar, dac\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 ai urechi <strong>absente<\/strong> \u2013 \u0219i nu poate fi tocmai greu c\u00e2nd ciocanele de lemn merg strun\u0103 -, mai pu\u021bin \u00een cele 20 de minute de hr\u0103nire \u0219i potolire de sete, nu <strong>absorbi<\/strong> nimic din ce \u021bi se toarn\u0103, bune \u0219i deloc pl\u0103cute. Oricum, el pi\u0219icher, eu tare-n clon\u021b, \u00eel <strong>abordai<\/strong> f\u0103r\u0103 ocoli\u0219uri: ,,Nu puteai s\u0103 ne <strong>abonezi<\/strong> tot pe noi ca s\u0103-\u021bi punem jgheaburile&#8230;\u201d (Prinsesem ziua \u00een treac\u0103t a mont\u0103rii lor, ni\u0219te de-\u0103ia cu p\u0103l\u0103rii cu boruri semi-mexicane, negre, cu must\u0103\u021bile r\u00e2njind de o parte \u0219i alta a gurii, <strong>aburind<\/strong>, ca pe mul\u021bi, c\u0103 le e treaba de soi, cu tehnica pu\u021binului, la privi\u0219tit metru cu metru \u0219i la lipit n\u0103zile cu cositor din zg\u00e2rcenie. M\u0103 mirasem de scule. Nu trei sau patru letcoane <strong>abonate<\/strong> la g\u0103leat\u0103 \u0219i la lipituri, ci unul singur montat la cap\u0103tul unei l\u0103mpi de benzin\u0103, mai mic\u0103, ce-i \u00eenc\u0103lzea cuprul continuu. Desigur, p\u0103rerea mea de ,,ho\u021b de meserie\u201d s-a oprit la ,,incomod\u0103, grea \u0219i periculoas\u0103, ne\u00eendem\u00e2natic\u0103\u201d.) A b\u00e2iguit ceva, p\u00e2n\u0103 la a <strong>abrevia<\/strong> fiecare cuv\u00e2nt-explica\u021bie \u0219i disculpare&#8230;. Nici tata nu sc\u0103pase u\u0219or de replicile mele acide, \u00eenvinov\u0103\u021bitoare. ,,Adic\u0103 pe noi ne chinui&#8230;\u201d Chin, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r. Pe o suprafa\u021b\u0103 pe care caprele se aburcau oric\u00e2nd f\u0103r\u0103 de p\u0103s, \u00eengust\u0103, limitat\u0103 de un horn \u0219i ridic\u0103tura de acoperi\u0219 pe lungime \u0219i de c\u00e2rlige expirate, intrate pe teritoriul vecinului, \u0219i creast\u0103 pe l\u0103\u021bime. Sc\u00e2nduri vechi, \u00eenguste, fronton executat parc\u0103 de <strong>abulici<\/strong>, nehot\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi dac\u0103 s\u0103 termine ce \u00eencepuser\u0103 sau s\u0103 lase balt\u0103 totul, dac\u0103 s\u0103 pun\u0103 sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 groas\u0103 sau sub\u021bire, dac\u0103 lat\u0103 sau \u00eengust\u0103, iar pe a\u0219a ceva lucru de calitate nu iese. La ce ripostasem eu, tata a tr\u00e2ntit vreo dou\u0103 de mam\u0103, a hot\u0103r\u00e2t c\u0103 trebuie reparat\u0103 f\u0103c\u0103tura c\u00e2rpacilor, zonele deteriorate. <strong>Abrogai<\/strong> stilul virulent \u0219i ne puser\u0103m pe treab\u0103. Mai scoase, mai luate cu unealta ,,<strong>abrazor<\/strong>\u201d \u2013 o tesl\u0103 boant\u0103 &#8211; la ra\u0219chetat grosimile, mai ad\u0103ugate, reu\u0219ir\u0103m s\u0103 d\u0103m Ha\u0219ului ce era de drept a lui. C\u00e2t despre tocmeala de r\u0103splat\u0103&#8230; tot un soi de <strong>aburit\u0103<\/strong>&#8230;.<br \/>\nAm mai fost <strong>aburi\u021bi<\/strong> \u0219i de al\u021bii. Promisiuni&#8230;. Goange. S\u0103rind pe partea cealalt\u0103 a str\u0103zii, ca s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 nebifat\u0103 o zi pe un garaj, pe col\u021bul din st\u00e2nga, cum prive\u0219ti dinspre domnul impiegat, cu acelea\u0219i dileme \u00eenc\u0103 nerisipite \u00een privin\u021ba mont\u0103rii la cas\u0103 de jgheaburi \u2013 ba m\u0103 v\u0103d asambl\u00e2ndu-le, ba nu \u2013 m\u0103 depun la umbr\u0103 sub nucul de deasupra lui. Amintiri pu\u021bine: ceva iarb\u0103, un fal\u021b din tabl\u0103 neagr\u0103 \u0219i tabl\u0103 din recondi\u021bion\u0103ri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nebuni au fost, nebuni sunt \u00eenc\u0103&#8230;. Pesemne c\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u021barea acoperi\u0219ului, de fapt trei p\u0103r\u021bi separate ale lui (ale mele personale),<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14775"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14775"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14777,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14775\/revisions\/14777"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}