{"id":14761,"date":"2021-05-30T15:30:29","date_gmt":"2021-05-30T12:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14761"},"modified":"2021-05-30T15:30:29","modified_gmt":"2021-05-30T12:30:29","slug":"brigada-diverse-stop-ene-stop-ene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14761","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; St(o)p (E)ne, st(o)p (E)ne&#8230;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12, 13 mai 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Nu-i \u0219tiu na\u021bia \u0219i-i mai bine. Da\u2019 dup\u0103 mutr\u0103 tot pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ru\u0219i se-nv\u00e2rte. De-acolo vin \u0219i imperatorismele peste ro\u0219ia&#8230; nemundan\u0103. Noroc de cititorii care-i adaug\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o coroan\u0103, a previziunilor, cum c\u0103-i cobor\u00e2t direct din carte. Ca musk(a)-n lapte.<br \/>\n      \u0218i doctor, \u0219i dublu vaccinat, \u0219i&#8230;. Dumnezeu s\u0103-l ierte. Blestem indian, glasul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, indiferent c\u00e2t de mare infec\u021bionist a fost. Cum \u0219i \u0103l de umbla \u00een gura lighioanelor se l\u0103s\u0103 r\u0103pus de-o pisic\u0103&#8230; marin\u0103. Deh, riscurile meseriilor.<br \/>\n      Cu trei \u00een plus, m\u0103 apropiam de jum\u0103tatea recordului fotografic al Adrianei, unde stau le\u0219inate 34 de pisici&#8230; de curte.<br \/>\n      Indigna\u021bi. De ce nu cer sanc\u021biuni pentru ursul de st\u0103tu \u00een b\u0103taia pu\u0219tii? Fiindc\u0103 nu s-au sfiit, organizatorii, s\u0103 fac\u0103 pl\u00e2ngeri \u00eempotriva tele-radio-difuziunilor.<br \/>\n      La calculator, la calculator, la&#8230;. De-aia bill-ii au afinit\u0103\u021bi pentru fel de fel de anormali, ba \u00eenc\u0103 din cei ce fac felul&#8230; copiilor, pe viu. Nevast\u0103-sa, na, s\u0103-l ierte?<br \/>\n      Prin urmare \u0219i la o adic\u0103 e adev\u0103rat. Ca-n filme, \u00eens\u0103 real. Finan\u021beaz\u0103 epidemii ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 bani din lecuire.<br \/>\n      Acum c-o fi zis comuna s\u0103 se lipeasc\u0103 sau c\u0103 o trece la ale lui jude\u021bul dup\u0103 voie, nu-i mare scofal\u0103. Totu\u0219i, ,,anexare\u201d sun\u0103 a alte vremuri.<br \/>\n      Din alea c\u00e2nd se trage cu bombardeaua la foc continuu. \u00cen cine s-o nimeri. C\u0103 nu-s departe zilele c\u00e2nd pistolul, ag-ul, tunu\u021bul \u0219i grenada vor trona pe str\u0103zi. \u0218i mor\u021bii.<br \/>\n      Tudorache ce s\u0103 mai zic\u0103? Ar fi c\u00e2\u0219tigat, dup\u0103 num\u0103rarea tardiv\u0103 a buletinelor ce i-au asigurat Clotidei prim\u0103ria number one.<br \/>\n       Ca s\u0103 fii ,,mai sociabil\u201d, mai \u00eent\u00e2i ar trebui s\u0103 fii sociabil. Deci, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu se inventeaz\u0103 aparatul care s\u0103 satisfac\u0103 versiunea primordial\u0103, n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenscriu la implantarea \u00een creier a cipului pentru a-mi face mai mul\u021bi prieteni. \u00cen faza ini\u021bial\u0103 unu \u0219i, dac\u0103 nu fuge \u0219i \u0103la de mine, trec la varianta doi, trei&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n       Tot strada d\u0103 tonul schimb\u0103rii. Uite-a\u0219a se \u00eentreab\u0103, retoric, vecinii \u00eentre ei: ,,Cum vine asta, vaccinul gratuit \u0219i testul pe bani?\u201d Adic\u0103, dragi imuniza\u021bi prin \u00een\u021bepare, deplas\u0103rile majore se vor cala pe modelul ,,da, vaccinat, ok; dar test tot trebuie!\u201d P\u00e2n\u0103 la calendele romane.<br \/>\n       Cu titlu de permanen\u021b\u0103, cei de sunt \u00eempotriva insemin\u0103rii de particule anihilatoare pe viitor a sarscov2-ului \u00eendrum\u0103 chibi\u021bii la stat departe de vaccina\u021bi. Sub directa \u00eendrumare a unuia de 10 b\u0103nu\u021bi engleze\u0219ti.<br \/>\n        \u00cemi pusesem speran\u021bele \u00een ziua c\u00e2nd \u00eemprumuta\u021bii Norvegiei aveau s\u0103 returneze flacoanele zeneciene. Mi le-au spulberat, precum rachetele israelito-palestinienilor, creditorii. S\u0103 nu mai aud\u0103, cic\u0103, de Astra&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Erau timpuri c\u00e2nd 1000 de infecta\u021bi crea isterii na\u021bionale. Azi se ia \u00een b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie num\u0103rul&#8230;.<br \/>\n        O condi\u021bie sine qua non pentru a fi om: dormitul pe burt\u0103. O ipotez\u0103 ce-mi l\u0103mure\u0219te pozi\u021bia multora \u00een cele ce m\u0103 privesc: neadopt\u00e2nd pozi\u021bia \u00een somn, treaz nu pot fi considerat de-al hominizilor. Ce s\u0103 mai&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i bufni\u021bele sunt mai breze ca mine.<br \/>\n        Nebuniile lumii s-au dezv\u0103luit mai mereu \u00een cele mai diverse forme. De-aia nu m\u0103 mir\u0103 o ceat\u0103 de ,,admiratori\u201d \u00eencuia\u021bi \u00eentr-o cu\u0219c\u0103 autopurtant\u0103, \u00eenconjurat\u0103 de un grup ordonat de lei. Curio\u0219i&#8230;. \u0218i unii, \u0219i al\u021bii.<br \/>\n        Trei \u021b\u00e2\u021be, dou\u0103, \u0219i de-alea \u0219i de-alea&#8230;. Patru craci, z\u0103u, mai rar. Fuse-un caz&#8230;. Gata s\u0103 interoghez pe unde o fi f\u0103cut cinci copii.<br \/>\n        Blamam rom\u00e2nii c\u0103 lucreaz\u0103 noaptea ca&#8230;. Na, c\u0103 \u0219i spaniolii le au p-astea cu rigori eliminate la fix ora zero. Ca s\u0103 risipeasc\u0103 for\u021be de ordine inutil, pentru dou\u0103 ore. O ironie a nebuniei cotidiene.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12, 13 mai 2021 Nu-i \u0219tiu na\u021bia \u0219i-i mai bine. Da\u2019 dup\u0103 mutr\u0103 tot pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ru\u0219i se-nv\u00e2rte. De-acolo vin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14762,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14761\/revisions\/14762"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}