{"id":14741,"date":"2021-05-27T13:02:54","date_gmt":"2021-05-27T10:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14741"},"modified":"2021-05-27T13:02:54","modified_gmt":"2021-05-27T10:02:54","slug":"brigada-diverse-doza-deci-soc-in-vie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14741","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Do(z)\u0103, (d)eci, \u0219(o)c (\u00ee)n (v)ie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>9 mai 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      ,,Staturile\u201d astea&#8230;. S\u0103 fie o leg\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eentre denominarea lui N\u0103stase, promisiunea celor dou\u0103zeci \u0219i cinci de mii de euro pentru rom\u00e2nii returna\u021bi la ob\u00e2r\u0219ii (bine, ei se trimit \u00eendeob\u0219te acolo&#8230;) \u0219i cei 25 de eurici promi\u0219i de s\u00e2rbii conduc\u0103tori celor ce se vaccineaz\u0103?<br \/>\n      Unora le vine u\u0219or din fire. Canadienii lui Murdoch, detectivul, ca pe timpuri, deschi\u0219i la minte, trec la \u00een\u021bep\u0103turile 12-15 anilor.<br \/>\n      \u0218i ca ei sunt falanga rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 moldav\u0103. N\u0103val\u0103, \u0103i, la Sputnik! C\u0103 tot \u00een rus they trust!<br \/>\n      Da! F\u0103r\u0103 coloan\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 girofarul nu-i lipse\u0219te lui C\u00ee\u021bu, i se plimb\u0103-n cap precum luminile din discotec\u0103. C\u0103 merge pe jos, c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 la teras\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 i se serveasc\u0103 special&#8230;. Fiindc\u0103 nu-l (!) bag\u0103 nimeni \u00een seam\u0103.<br \/>\n       De altfel e col\u021bos pe unde vin \u0103i de filmeaz\u0103 cu program. Voi purta masca cum zice, nu vreau s\u0103 pun ,,\u00een pericol umanitatea\u201d. Despre acceptul \u00een societate, iar\u0103 nu m\u0103 tem. Mi-e drag de nu mai pot. La ce v\u0103d, aud, miros \u0219i simt, mai bine s\u0103 nu fiu de-al ei. Ah! S\u0103 nu uit. Promisiunea vaccina\u021bilor de 1 Iunie&#8230;. A se citi atent din Florin: ,,Vor fi unele relax\u0103ri&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n      Tocmai de ziua mea, cinciul cinciului lui dou\u0103zeci \u0219i unu al lui dou\u0103zeci, expresia publicitar\u0103 televizionistic\u0103, ,,Laser, frate!\u201d fuse. C\u0103 mai au \u0219i cehii \u0219i ungurii de-alde de-astea finan\u021babile.<br \/>\n       Fluiere \u0219i pe-un z\u00e2mbet pe buze. Dar de la Dumnezeu, opineaz-un domn, vaccinul. Unul de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, tovar\u0103\u0219e!<br \/>\n        Freud \u0103sta. A z\u0103p\u0103cit cititorii lucizi \u0219i critici. De-ar vorbi d\u00e2nsul despre asemenea specimene.<br \/>\n        Prietenii sunt, dar p-asta cu nume, cu na\u0219tere la delfini o cred \u00eendoit p\u00e2n\u0103 la lacrimi. S-a studiat, s-au dovedit unele, altele, \u00eens\u0103 multisilabic s\u0103 iei \u021biuiturile lor&#8230;.<br \/>\n        B\u0103, Ardealul nu-i al meu, nu-i al vostru, ci al urma\u0219ilor urma\u0219ilor&#8230; lor. Cu urs, cu Barna, cu unchi-su&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Dac\u0103 are ma\u0219ina aia pe care o b\u0103nuiesc, chiar b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 ca fosta nevast\u0103, n-are cum s\u0103 fie s\u0103rac Irinel. De ce st\u0103 cu chirie? Str\u00e2nge bani ca s\u0103-\u0219i refac\u0103 averea de 70 de milioane, nu fiindc\u0103 a s\u0103r\u0103cit.<br \/>\n        Am dreptate. Nici nu \u0219ti\u021bi la cine la cine trag premiile de tombol\u0103, tot la&#8230;. A\u0219a \u0219i Columbeanu, mai un bon de la cei 4 mici pe care-i consum\u0103 zilnic, mai de la p\u00e2ine&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Oprirea public\u0103rii unor noi deficien\u021be produse de infectarea cu covid, nu blocheaz\u0103 pe cea a problemelor ap\u0103rute \u00een urma vaccin\u0103rilor. Mai o zoster, mai o pancreatit\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Ori sunt, ori nu. Polonii \u0219i maghiarii sigur nu. Le repugn\u0103 astea cu egalit\u0103\u021bile de gen. Egalitate femeie-b\u0103rbat vor.<br \/>\n        Certitudinea reversibilit\u0103\u021bii s-a spulberat. Cercet\u0103rile arat\u0103 c\u0103 nebunul Arn returneaz\u0103 secven\u021be \u00een Adn. Tii, am sfeclit-o! M\u0103 vaccinez poimar\u021bi!<br \/>\n        Om fi ajuns noi la 24% vaccina\u021bi, dar sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 (1,8 miliarde e \u0219i el procentual sub nivelul maxim) se va ob\u021bine c\u00e2nd este planificat, cum vrea UE: pe la finele lui 2023. Dac\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       ,,Von un zu\u201d emanuelul \u00eemi aminte\u0219te de Mel Gibson. Am dezv\u0103luit cuiva pe ziua de azi. Indienii, banii de pocher, oficialul rus p\u0103c\u0103lit la o v\u00e2n\u0103toare de oameni&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Venit, plecat, marcat. Au unii puteri supranaturale, mai c\u0103 l-am angaja \u0219i noi, de n-am fi noi extraordinari genetic. Nea Clive coordonatorul (i s-o trage de la clever) a g\u0103sit metoda \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tierii virusului \u00een Marea Britanie, cum-necum, \u00een august \u00ee\u0219i face bagajele covidul.<br \/>\n        Cineva, bag seam\u0103, a uitat cum este cu mediul septic, propice inject\u0103rilor. Prin urmare vaccinarea se face la col\u021bul str\u0103zii, \u00een picioare, pe motociclete&#8230;. M\u0103 jur, c\u0103 de mi s-o pune cinghelul la g\u00e2t, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 imunizez st\u00e2nd pe toalet\u0103!<br \/>\n        Femeie te face m\u0103-ta (scuza\u021bi directe\u021bea vulgar\u0103)! Nu este mai simplu dup\u0103 metoda polono-ungar\u0103? Sport la fel pentru toat\u0103 lumea, concuren\u021bi \u0219i, \u0219i. \u0218i mai \u0219i, \u0219i. B\u0103rba\u021bi, muieri, transforma\u021bi \u00een masculi, \u00een dame, \u0219i de-i cu \u0219i cu. \u0218i cu mai cu. Egalit\u00e9, bre!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>9 mai 2021 ,,Staturile\u201d astea&#8230;. S\u0103 fie o leg\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eentre denominarea lui N\u0103stase, promisiunea celor dou\u0103zeci \u0219i cinci de mii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14741"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14742,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14741\/revisions\/14742"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}