{"id":14700,"date":"2021-05-23T14:02:56","date_gmt":"2021-05-23T11:02:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14700"},"modified":"2021-05-23T14:02:56","modified_gmt":"2021-05-23T11:02:56","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-brexit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14700","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Brexit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Brexit<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Foaie verde leu\u0219tean<br \/>\nAm intrat \u00een noul an<br \/>\nDintr-o nu \u0219tiu care vin\u0103<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 ditamai Regin\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci supu\u0219ii ei britanici<br \/>\nDe\u0219i nu erau vulcanici,<br \/>\nAu ales ei s\u0103 erup\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i de UE s\u0103 se rup\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Profit\u00e2nd c\u0103 au Regin\u0103,<br \/>\nO femeie mai blajin\u0103,<br \/>\nAu votat ei pentru exit<br \/>\nPrin a\u0219a-numitul ,,Brexit\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Ce mai fream\u0103t s-a produs<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd britanicii au spus<br \/>\nC\u0103 ei s-au cam s\u0103turat<br \/>\nDe la c\u00e2t au cotizat!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i oricum, ei nici nu prea<br \/>\nNu f\u0103ceau ce se cerea,<br \/>\nIar pe partea monetar\u0103,<br \/>\nEuro nu-l adoptar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>UE i-a f\u0103cut concesii<br \/>\nIar ei? Fi\u021be \u0219i impresii&#8230;<br \/>\nNu mai vor ca s\u0103 vireze<br \/>\nBani \u00een conturi bruxelleze&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, pe de alt\u0103 parte,<br \/>\nChiar de UK se desparte,<br \/>\nAr dori \u00een continuare<br \/>\nAceea\u0219i emancipare!<\/p>\n<p>Vor str\u0103ini ca s\u0103 munceasc\u0103<br \/>\nBun\u0103starea s\u0103 le creasc\u0103<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 ei dac-ar pleca,<br \/>\nMai \u00eencet s-ar dezvolta!<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 pleac\u0103 indienii,<br \/>\nMarocanii, kenyenii<br \/>\nRom\u00e2nii \u0219i polonezii,<br \/>\nOr tr\u0103i mai greu englezii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Poate n-o fi chiar a\u0219a,<br \/>\n\u0218i e doar p\u0103rerea mea,<br \/>\nIar aceast\u0103 desp\u0103r\u021bire<br \/>\nLe-o aduce \u00eenflorire&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i va curge pe Tamisa<br \/>\nNu ap\u0103 ci carduri Visa,<br \/>\nIar vremea posomor\u00e2t\u0103<br \/>\nVa fi amintire ur\u00e2t\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen palat la Buckingham<br \/>\nVa fi numai un bairam<br \/>\n\u00cenc\u00e2t, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i Regina<br \/>\nVa c\u00e2nta cu mandolina&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Prin\u021bul Charles \u0219i cu Camilla<br \/>\n(Aici, Dumnezeu cu mila!)<br \/>\nS-or pupa, s-or face cuscri<br \/>\nCu careva de la&#8230; Viscri!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 n-ajunge Rege,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci Regina nu-l alege,<br \/>\n\u00cel facem noi Majestate,<br \/>\nPeste vreo \u0219apte sate!<\/p>\n<p>De-aia zic, c\u0103 ne-ar fi bine<br \/>\nCa supu\u0219i unei Regine,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci destul avem regrete<br \/>\nSub ,,Dude\u201d \u0219i&#8230; Margarete!<\/p>\n<p>Acum m\u0103 opresc ni\u021bel,<br \/>\nAngliei \u00eei spun ,,farewell\u201d!<br \/>\n\u0218i dac\u0103 s-o r\u0103zg\u00e2ndi,<br \/>\nNoi, cu drag o vom primi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brexit Foaie verde leu\u0219tean Am intrat \u00een noul an Dintr-o nu \u0219tiu care vin\u0103 F\u0103r\u0103 ditamai Regin\u0103! 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