{"id":14698,"date":"2021-05-23T13:59:24","date_gmt":"2021-05-23T10:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14698"},"modified":"2021-05-23T13:59:24","modified_gmt":"2021-05-23T10:59:24","slug":"brigada-diverse-nectar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14698","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (N)ectar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>9 mai 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n         Pl\u0103cerile sunt pe cale de&#8230;. Depand\u0103 de voia noilor f\u0103c\u0103tori de lume, deposedatorii de propriet\u0103\u021bi \u00een numele unor statistici realizate din pix. Casele iar\u0103\u0219i ale statului, dar toate, cozi \u00een fa\u021ba locuin\u021belor ademenitoare de conferin\u021be, la r\u00e2nd, dup\u0103 ce persoana c\u0103reia printr-o atribuire \u00eeng\u0103duitoare i se confer\u0103 primordialul drept la somn \u0219i la o mas\u0103. Nici babei Vanga, \u00een oarba sa preumblare umbroas\u0103, nu i-ar fi dat prin cap a\u0219a ceva. Nostradamus ce zicea?<br \/>\n        Penumbra dispari\u021biei umane are ca punct de plecare&#8230;. Tocmai impactul om-alt\u0103 \u021bar\u0103. Bine\u00een\u021beles, una cu un nivel de trai lejer, degajat. Nu \u00een\u0219ir toate figurile artistice marcante rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti, suite \u00een mijloacele de transport aer-sol, devenite peste noapte, \u00een statele primitoare simpli cet\u0103\u021beni. Secretul femeilor ademenite b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219te este de mult\u0103 vreme devoalat, prin urmare ,,celebra\u201d Narcisa \u0219i-a g\u0103sit antropologul, cumva \u00eempins\u0103 de la spate de fiic\u0103, \u00een grea suportare de statut: copil-de-vedet\u0103. Pe firul unui ,,amplu\u201d articol-reportaj, \u00eentreb\u0103rile prime vizau mersul vaccinal, ,,cum, cine, c\u00e2nd\u201d-urile, cu un simplu telefon de acord c\u0103tre autorit\u0103\u021bi. La returnare de r\u0103spuns de stat ca pe ace: c\u00e2nd vor ele, cam pe la toamn\u0103. Racordat la realitate, ini\u021biatorul se \u00eencumet\u0103 s\u0103 ligamenteze indirect problema podurilor, solista blond-crea\u021b\u0103, venind cu detalii ,,\u0219ocante\u201d despre termene de uz, de garan\u021bie \u0219i verific\u0103ri la milimetru. (De aceea am luat c\u00e2te un instantaneu fiec\u0103rei \u00eentreb\u0103ri-r\u0103spuns stupefiante.) Prelu\u00e2nd ultima vocabul\u0103 din parantez\u0103, o adaug profesorului de matematici, finlandez, revoltat dup\u0103 parcurgerea lui (a ,,diclit\u201d \u0219aveul cifrele, c\u0103 limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 pentru el este ca pentru noi a lor) de nivelul clasei prime gimnaziale: liceu curat, cu indexarea lui ,,dac\u0103\u201d \u00een alegerile elevilor de-a noua. \u0218i lui ,,inutil\u201d. (De-ar fi zis-o B\u0103sescu imediat dup\u0103 ,,\u0219coala produce t\u00e2mpi\u021bi\u201d, s-ar fi de\u0219teptat na\u021biunea.) Decupajul urm\u0103tor scoate la iveal\u0103 adev\u0103ratul sprijin al civiliza\u021biilor. \u00cencep\u00e2nd cu sec\u021biunea pre-bacalaureat, manualele rup buzunarul contribuabilului: 50\/unitate, 12 buc\u0103\u021bi. N-ar fi o avere, \u00eens\u0103 dup\u0103 tocirea paginilor lor, v\u00e2nzarea lor se face pe o ,,sum\u0103 modic\u0103\u201d. Nostalgic\u0103, ,,Lioar\u0103, lioar\u0103\u201d, se bucur\u0103 enorm c\u0103 mai vechea ,,\u00eendoctrinare\u201d \u0219col\u0103reasc\u0103 autohton\u0103 se practic\u0103 la nordici: lucrul manual. S\u0103 nu crezi \u00een coinciden\u021be&#8230;. P\u0103i, iat\u0103! Modelul scandinav practic\u0103, la fel \u0219i americanii, muzica la nivel de ,,foc de tab\u0103r\u0103\u201d, cu fluiera\u0219ul, chit\u0103ru\u021ba sau darabana. Plus c\u0103 \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 suficiente lucruri spre a se descurca \u00een ,,orice situa\u021bie\u201d. Deci, nu \u0219tiu ridicarea la putere, dar pot, poate, s\u0103 tranzac\u021bioneze pe pia\u021ba de capital (o umflu \u0219i eu). Potrivirea face referire la noile programe implementate de doar un an de zile, numit de \u0219colile adiacente ,,asisten\u021b\u0103 artistic\u0103\u201d, pe baz\u0103 de participare, la libera alegere, f\u0103r\u0103 diplome, f\u0103r\u0103&#8230;. Principial, Finlanda \u00ee\u0219i selecteaz\u0103 &#8211; tot ajunser\u0103m la cursuri &#8211; candida\u021bii din cei cu 10 pe linie. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, sunt retria\u021bi dup\u0103 placul institutorilor: e\u0219ti bun, dar nu po\u021bi preda, te trimitem la cercetare&#8230;. Ori \u00een administra\u021bie (\u00eemi sc\u0103pase acum, deci la prim\u0103rie, la minister, guvern&#8230;.). Extraordinar. E\u0219ti bun, e\u0219ti de-al lor, contract pe via\u021b\u0103, salariu egal pe toat\u0103 suprafa\u021ba patriei lor (n-a auzit Narcisa de 153\/2017) \u0219i condi\u021bii la sat ca la ora\u0219. Numai s\u0103 nu ia 5 la titularizare (nu prea se potrive\u0219te cu ,,ever our teacher\u201d) sau s\u0103 se dedea la ilegalit\u0103\u021bi. (Poft\u0103 v\u0103 f\u0103cui de-un climat rece!)<br \/>\n       Sunt \u0219i nebuni care testeaz\u0103 \u00een draci. Nu m\u0103 refer la cele 11 minute \u00een sala de sport, nemascat, dup\u0103 care sigur te infectezi covid, nici la loud-voice prin restaurant (credeam c\u0103 pentru hran\u0103 \u0219i macheal\u0103) mai pu\u021bin de 24 de minute p\u00e2n\u0103 la contactarea virusului, ci la cele 9360 de minute de stat cu masca chirurgical\u0103. 6 \u00een 9 o dat\u0103, rest 3; 6 \u00een 33 5, rest 3; 6 \u00een 36 6, rest zero. Per total 156 de ore. \u0218ase zile \u0219i jum\u0103tate de carcer\u0103 \u00een cinema. De-o simulare \u00een timp real online. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>9 mai 2021 Pl\u0103cerile sunt pe cale de&#8230;. Depand\u0103 de voia noilor f\u0103c\u0103tori de lume, deposedatorii de propriet\u0103\u021bi \u00een numele<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14699,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14698\/revisions\/14699"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}