{"id":14668,"date":"2021-05-20T09:39:46","date_gmt":"2021-05-20T06:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14668"},"modified":"2021-05-20T09:39:46","modified_gmt":"2021-05-20T06:39:46","slug":"brigada-diverse-au-afeturi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14668","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; A(u) a(f)eturi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6 mai 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n        \u0218i nu \u0219tiu&#8230; de ce se cred unii&#8230; rom\u00e2ni&#8230;. De-mi aduc bine aminte, for\u021bele&#8230; nezdruncinate apar\u021bin pove\u0219tilor&#8230; stelare, prefer\u00e2ndu-le din gura personajelor jedi, nu din a&#8230; pre\u0219e&#8230;.<br \/>\n        P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een m\u0103duva oaselor suntem capitali\u0219ti. Omenirea toat\u0103. Tras\u00e2nd liniile cele mai scurte pe hart\u0103, se poate descoperi relevanta constatare: australienii sunt mai vecini cu indienii dec\u00e2t cu alte semin\u021bii. Fapt ce \u00eendrept\u0103\u021be\u0219te s\u0103 pun\u0103 o dat\u0103 cu viza de intrare, dinspre Ghandi, rezolu\u021bia: cinci ani la mititica. Nu vreo taiwanez\u0103 naturalizat\u0103, ci \u00eemprejmuita \u00eenchisoare. Cele 18.000 de zile valor\u00e2nd dublul virgul\u0103 unu. \u00cen dolarii lor. La schimb, un fel de zile-amend\u0103 pe la noi.<br \/>\n       Ne omoar\u0103 omonimele. Dar \u0219i muzican\u021bii. Evlavisindu-se \u00eenaintea altarului cu alte c\u00e2nt\u0103ri. Transfer unu la unu: nu \u021bip\u0103 nimeni la ei, nu exist\u0103 riscul nepl\u0103\u021bii \u0219i nu trebuie s\u0103 se roage de osp\u0103tari s\u0103 le bage ceva de-ale gurii \u00een traist\u0103, primesc c-un bogdaproste orice. Note mai pu\u021bine, tempo Lento, o singur\u0103 ,,sindrofie\u201d de noapte pe an. \u0218i-au dat doina pe priceasn\u0103&#8230;. \u0218i imnul pe detergentul de vase.<br \/>\n       Mai cred \u00een ,,izb\u0103virea\u201d prin tineret&#8230;. Nu \u0219i-n literatur\u0103 \u0219i \u00een alte c\u00e2teva domenii. Fiindc\u0103 cel pu\u021bin o parte dintre amicii mei nu-s pe acid&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Devotamentul? O chestiune de pus pe note.<br \/>\n         Sar peste cruciuli\u021bele luminate&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Orice \u00eencercare de ie\u0219ire din iner\u021bie &#8211; statul de toate zilele &#8211; produce mici jene fizice. Negre\u0219ind s\u0103 al\u0103tur creierul \u0219i procesele lui sistemului din care face uneori not\u0103 discordant\u0103. \u00centr-un mod similar lucreaz\u0103 \u0219i celelalte, cu eforturi&#8230;. Totu\u0219i&#8230;. At\u00e2ta anxietate din prea mare dorin\u021b\u0103 de perfec\u021biune, mai exact spus: ,,&#8230; de a fi perfec\u021bi&#8230;\u201d \u0218ti\u021bi, nu? Niciodat\u0103.<br \/>\n      Paul, pe care-l mai \u00eent\u00e2lnesc uneori prin gar\u0103, are \u00eenc\u0103 efect tonifiant asupra mea. Screenshoot-ul cu ce vrea s\u0103 \u00eensemne un oval prelung s\u0103getat de-o linie cu dou\u0103 pulsa\u021bii r\u0103zle\u021be de electrocardiograf m-a amuzat teribil, descifrarea asigurat\u0103 de un alt de\u021bin\u0103tor de paraf\u0103 m-a \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 la medicin\u0103 se pred\u0103 al\u0103turi de anatomie semiotica. Cine ar fi crezut? Paracetamol&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Nu-i mai chinui\u021bi, v\u0103 rog! Li-i sarcina prea mare \u0219i prea grea, li-i na\u021bia perdant\u0103. Handbal, fotbal, mi-i totuna.<br \/>\n       Ce nu \u0219tim din \u0219tiin\u021ba fizicii? Mai nimic. C\u00e2t noi.<br \/>\n       De rememorat ce vaiet \u0219i sc\u00e2ncet la 1 la mie. Ce similitudine la 3 \u0219i-nchidere. Ce terminare de lume \u0219i pr\u0103p\u0103d la 10. Atenuate de fiecare dat\u0103. \u0218i ce dac\u0103 azi cotele sunt la fel de alarmante? De m\u00e2ine ne relax\u0103m&#8230;.<br \/>\n       C\u0103 de-aia deschiser\u0103m cu fruntea sus u\u0219ile parlamentului. Ne face\u021bi \u0219i nou\u0103 o poz\u0103 cum vot\u0103m?<br \/>\n       Nicio diferen\u021b\u0103 \u00eentre episodul consumat \u00eentre dou\u0103 personaje de la periferia rom\u0103 \u0219i dou\u0103 oficialit\u0103\u021bi asiatice. Cum \u00eel f\u0103cu unul pe cel\u0103lalt ,,s\u0103r\u0103cie\u201d \u0219i ,,fugi de-aici, \u021bigane!\u201d, aidoma filipinezii pe chinezi. Auzi la ei, \u021b\u0103rane, ur\u00e2tule&#8230;. Nes\u0103bui\u021bilor!<br \/>\n       \u00cenaintarea unor cifre de ordinul zecilor pentru 1,5 miliarde pu\u0219tani, la o sutime tot rade 15.000 dintr-un foc, dac\u0103 vaccinul d\u0103 gre\u0219. Prin urmare, preocuparea pentru sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 rat\u0103 de succes \u00eent\u00e2rzie campania.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd tr\u0103ie\u0219ti printre psihopa\u021bi dovedi\u021bi, ajungi s\u0103 nu-i mai deosebe\u0219ti de unul normal. Privind mina directorului dragoie\u0219tean, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103-\u0219i merit\u0103 locul. C\u0103-l mai ia gura pe dinainte&#8230;: defect profesional.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6 mai 2021 \u0218i nu \u0219tiu&#8230; de ce se cred unii&#8230; rom\u00e2ni&#8230;. 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