{"id":14632,"date":"2021-05-15T21:27:31","date_gmt":"2021-05-15T18:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14632"},"modified":"2021-05-15T21:27:31","modified_gmt":"2021-05-15T18:27:31","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-abureai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14632","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Abureai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Am dezv\u0103luit sau nu?<br \/>\n       Printre cele mai dificile montaje de tabl\u0103 ,,normal\u0103&#8221; &#8211; de i se spune lis\u0103 &#8211; se \u00eenscrie partea de sub strea\u0219ina lucarnei sau mai ca noi spus, a verandei-hol, ridicat\u0103 de lemnari mult mai sus de linia stre\u0219inii. Uneori fiind nevoie s\u0103 <strong>abord\u0103m<\/strong> calea foii unice, alteori pe a buc\u0103\u021bii cu bucata, cea din urm\u0103 constituind piatra de hotar a meseriei. Mai ales ea. Ca prindere, ca t\u0103ieturi \u0219i modelare: \u00een sus pe zid, \u00een sus la confluen\u021ba cu pazia \u0219i dolia. T\u0103ieturi noi, fal\u021b potrivit exact pentru toate foile ce deriv\u0103, \u0219or\u021b \u00eembinat cu fal\u021bul executat verbal \u00eenainte, copci \u00eentoarse, o copc\u0103 suficient de lat\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 ploaia departe de t\u0103ietura de la fal\u021b. De-aici \u00eenainte acoperirea liniei de intersec\u021bie a celor dou\u0103 planuri &#8211; rar \u00eenmuiate, de cele mai multe ori <strong>abrupte<\/strong> &#8211; \u0219i zonele aferente din imediata apropiere, cu variante multiple. N-o s\u0103 v\u0103 r\u0103spund despre relevan\u021ba relat\u0103rii, trebuie, nimic altceva, c\u0103 n-oi fi irosit chin ani de zile degeaba. La fel de pu\u021bine ocazii s\u0103 ratezi consola prin care instalatorii de curent electric au strecurat masa \u0219i caldul necesar aprinderii a cel pu\u021bin un bec, \u00eenfipt\u0103 exact acolo, \u00een prima bucat\u0103 de tabl\u0103, sau mai r\u0103u, \u00een a doua, foarte aproape de una dintre laturile marchizei &#8211; gata s\u0103 arunc vina \u00een seama electricienilor, ba a lemnarilor sau zidarilor. \u0218i-i <strong>abstrag<\/strong> pe ultimii, conceptul le apar\u021bine, proprietarul d\u00e2nd \u00een cov\u00e2r\u0219itoare majoritate comanda: ca a vecinului, cu hol, dou\u0103 ,,c\u0103miri\u201d, o verand\u0103 \u0219i poate facem \u00een spate \u0219i-o buc\u0103t\u0103rioar\u0103. Veranda cu coloane. Geamul la un metru de ea. Sc\u0103z\u00e2nd ce-a r\u0103mas&#8230;, se constat\u0103 urm\u0103toarele: <strong>abuziv\u0103<\/strong>, neabuziv\u0103 pozi\u021bionarea, s\u0103 nu loveasc\u0103 laterala, s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 o palm\u0103, maxim dou\u0103.<br \/>\n        De la nea Ion plec\u0103 divaga\u021bia \u0219i semi explica\u021bia ,,decor\u0103rii&#8221; cu tabl\u0103 a ,,desubacoperi\u0219urilor&#8221;, unde preferin\u021ba unui unghi minimal, al c\u0103rui cosinus este marcat matematic cu jum\u0103tate dintr-un \u00eentreg, a fost doar o dorin\u021b\u0103 ne\u00eemplinit\u0103, zece grade ale lui ne-au \u00eentins pe burt\u0103 \u0219i la prins foile de tabl\u0103 de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, ca la b\u0103tutul ei, ne-a fost c\u00e2t se poate de imposibil s\u0103 d\u0103m fal\u021burilor presarea standard, \u00eens\u0103 nici desf\u0103cute n-au r\u0103mas.<br \/>\n       Zidarul, dulgherul, parc\u0103 mai conteaz\u0103? Necazul pic\u0103 pe beneficiar, iar el ni-l transmite. De f\u0103cut \u0219i\/sau dres meandrele abstractelor desene&#8230; practice. Ruperi de pant\u0103&#8230;. Dar la fosta locuin\u021b\u0103 a lui Nicu Milea cred c\u0103 treburile se r\u00e2nduiser\u0103 altfel. Construc\u021bia de la momentul angaj\u0103rii noastre pentru ia colo dou\u0103 jgheaburi \u0219i burlane noi era <strong>absent\u0103<\/strong> ini\u021bial. <strong>Abscisa<\/strong> \u00eenscria numai locuin\u021ba veche, dou\u0103-trei camere, probabil \u0219i un holi\u0219or. Mai apoi s-a prelungit \u0219i a c\u0103p\u0103tat pe zid\u0103ria proasp\u0103t\u0103 un etaj. Lui prev\u0103z\u00e2ndu-i-se un balcon ca mai toate: scos \u00een afar\u0103. Constat\u0103ri ulterioare: p\u00e2n\u0103 la gardul vecinei din spate mai este loc de o magazie&#8230;. De ce nu vreo dou\u0103 camere, o buc\u0103t\u0103rie? Un metru pe toat\u0103 lungimea nu stric\u0103. Propus, zis \u0219i executat. Dup\u0103 pricepere. Mai l\u00e2ng\u0103 o piatr\u0103 lipit\u0103 balconului, mai pe-o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 mai \u0219uie sau o centuric\u0103 turnat\u0103 din ochi. \u0218i le-am dres \u0219i noi cu silicoane, cu vreo dou\u0103 dibluri \u0219i hol\u021b\u0219uruburi&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Cobor\u00e2sem incon\u0219tient c\u0103 l\u0103sasem \u00een urm\u0103 casa verde a familiei \u021a\u00ee\u021ban, r\u0103mas\u0103 cu burlanele dezmembrate dup\u0103 recolorare pe cele trei p\u0103r\u021bi viabile: fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i laterale. M\u0103 ve\u021bi <strong>absolvi<\/strong> de omisiune&#8230;. O cas\u0103 de asemenea \u00een\u0103l\u021bime o <strong>abordam<\/strong> cu mult curaj \u0219i tact, dat\u0103 fiind pozi\u021bionarea la minim fa\u021b\u0103 de vecinul din st\u00e2nga. Nu ne-am n\u0103scut nici acroba\u021bi, nici oameni-p\u0103ianjeni. La cinci-\u0219ase metri de sol, o mi\u0219care gre\u0219it\u0103 te poate nenoroci pe via\u021b\u0103. Cazi, dar unde? Pe gardul de plas\u0103, \u00een \u021bepu\u0219ele lui, pe o \u021beav\u0103, \u00eentr-un banal b\u0103\u021b \u00eenfipt ca suport pentru plante ag\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, \u00een pietre sau bolovani? \u00cen oricare dintre ele \u0219i altele neg\u00e2ndite. S\u0103 mai \u021bii rotopercutorul, s\u0103 g\u0103ure\u0219ti peretele pentru br\u0103\u021b\u0103ri, s\u0103 se afuriseasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu sfredeleasc\u0103 plato\u0219a de tencuial\u0103, c\u0103r\u0103mida sau betonul pl\u0103cii tavan-pardoseal\u0103, s\u0103 se \u00eenfig\u0103 brusc ca-n br\u00e2nz\u0103&#8230;. Te dezechilibrezi \u0219i alegi: sculele, ma\u0219inile electrice sau via\u021ba?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am dezv\u0103luit sau nu? 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