{"id":14563,"date":"2021-05-09T19:43:27","date_gmt":"2021-05-09T16:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14563"},"modified":"2021-05-09T19:44:20","modified_gmt":"2021-05-09T16:44:20","slug":"brigada-diverse-tinerea-tare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14563","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (\u021a)inerea (t)are"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>25 aprilie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       \u021aara mea a ajuns s\u0103-\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 n\u0103sucul pe sus, reu\u0219ind performan\u021ba s\u0103-\u0219i repatrieze, doar de pe t\u0103r\u00e2mul uliseian, concet\u0103\u021benii. Condi\u021bia dus-\u00eentors sau doar \u00eentors implica totu\u0219i vaccinarea, b\u0103nuiesc. Altfel ne \u00eentoarcem la \u00eenceputul campaniei, l\u0103s\u00e2nd cet\u0103\u021benii s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 de cap de la un cap\u0103t la cel\u0103lalt al p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, cu carantin\u0103ri diverse de 14&#8230;. Dar auzii una \u0219i bun\u0103, c\u0103 se moare chiar \u0219i la \u0219ase luni de la infectare \u0219i vindecare.<br \/>\n        \u00cemi doresc s\u0103 aud c\u0103 s-au returnat zenecile Norvegiei de c\u0103tre islandezi \u0219i suedezi. Nu c\u0103 n-ar face-o, sunt oameni de cuv\u00e2nt dup\u0103 toate constat\u0103rile istorice contemporane, m\u0103 tem \u00eens\u0103 de inutilitate, m\u0103car pentru trombozele provocate. \u0218i m\u0103 mai duc ades cu mintea la bonomia poporului, reprezentat de ministrul s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii, care, b\u0103nuiesc, a ales pentru ai s\u0103i vindecarea prin renun\u021bare, mai cur\u00e2nd spus \u00eemprumut. Privitor la declara\u021bia acestuia, trebuie s\u0103 recunosc, oricine ar opina identic, credulitatea pe fondul pozi\u021biei donatorului. N-o s\u0103 propun prostia ca termen concluziv, dar nici nu mar\u0219ez pe altul: ,,Le vom primi imediat ce le vom cere&#8230; le restituie imediat ce Astra&#8230; va face urm\u0103toarele livr\u0103ri.\u201d Dar-ar falimentu-n ei, a\u0219a, de-o afurisenie.<br \/>\n       De cozi \u00eentre picioare nu ducem lips\u0103. Cu ni\u021bel ajutor de la reprezentan\u021bii \u00een parlamentul european, cu lauda sanguin\u0103 caracteristic\u0103 na\u021biei &#8211; unguri, nem\u021bi, turci sau \u021bigani parc\u0103-s de c\u00e2nd le-a f\u0103tat neamul rom\u00e2ni &#8211; reu\u0219i s\u0103 facem praf orice plan. 80 de miliarde de absorbit c\u00e2nd le-o veni vremea. Anul acesta nu.<br \/>\n       Poli\u021bia? Da&#8217; de unde? Tot natul e bun de plat\u0103 pentru excesul de zel din timpul cruciadei amend\u0103rilor pe \u0103i mai ton\u021bi ai lui. Normalitatea dejuc\u0103rii abuzurilor &#8211; o realitate desprins\u0103 din hot\u0103r\u00e2rile judec\u0103tore\u0219ti (nu gratis, procesele cost\u0103). Mai cuminte mi se p\u0103rea a \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bi m\u0103\u0219ti \u00een timpul pandemiei.<br \/>\n      Poli\u021bi\u0219ti? Ni\u0219te golani \u00een uniform\u0103, nu justi\u021biari de pun genunchiu-n grumazul cet\u0103\u021benilor du\u0219i cu pluta.<br \/>\n      Rezistent afurisitul \u0219i cu aptitudini sportive. Urc\u0103 el Everestul \u0219i se-nfipse-n pl\u0103m\u00e2nul unui&#8230; norvegian. S-o fi g\u00e2ndit statul s\u0103u la el c\u00e2nd a ,,donat\u201d vaccinurile vecinilor?<br \/>\n      B\u0103, \u00eei r\u00e2d ochii \u0219i de sub masc\u0103 pre\u0219edintelui! C\u0103 ie\u0219i la lumin\u0103 \u0219i anun\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu-i precum zicea C\u00ee\u021bu sau prezuma c\u0103 1 iunie readuce raiul pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, mi-era limpede.<br \/>\n       \u00cendoielile mele s-au tot oprit la m\u00e2ncare. Are, n-are, concet\u0103\u021beanul meu se hr\u0103ne\u0219te cu un nesa\u021b greu descriptibil. Vrea, nu vrea, supermarketul alimentar \u00eei cat\u0103-n coarne \u0219i-ar \u021bine, indiferent de numele \u0219i importan\u021ba s\u0103rb\u0103torii, deschis non-stop. De clien\u021bi n-ar duce lips\u0103 la nicio or\u0103, ar da buzna de la firfirii de-i tinerei de cump\u0103r\u0103 cola \u0219i corn (genera\u021bii \u00een\u021b\u0103rcate cu lapte la cutie \u0219i corn abia la \u0219coal\u0103), p\u00e2n\u0103 la bo\u0219orogi care din lips\u0103 de chef de somn ar scotoci prin rafturi ca s\u0103 se fac\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n       Legum\u0103. Om desigur nu&#8230;. Cum s\u0103 te mai nume\u0219ti na\u021biune civilizat\u0103, din soi regal victorian, c\u00e2nd apreciezi handicapul la mai mult de jum\u0103tate, mai ales din cauza unei ap\u0219oare introduse \u00een corp mai mult obligat dec\u00e2t de voie? Stai tu le\u0219inat o via\u021b\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 dup-o \u00een\u021bep\u0103tur\u0103 de ac ca s\u0103 te desp\u0103gubeasc\u0103 statul doar dac\u0103 \u00eempline\u0219ti minim 60% disfunc\u021bii. Omenire ultim\u0103 g\u0103in\u0103 din cote\u021b!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25 aprilie 2021 \u021aara mea a ajuns s\u0103-\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 n\u0103sucul pe sus, reu\u0219ind performan\u021ba s\u0103-\u0219i repatrieze, doar de pe t\u0103r\u00e2mul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14563"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14563"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14565,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14563\/revisions\/14565"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}