{"id":14532,"date":"2021-05-06T13:21:26","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T10:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14532"},"modified":"2021-05-06T13:22:34","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T10:22:34","slug":"brigada-diverse-veni-gutoiu-dan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14532","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ve(n)i Gu(\u021b)oiu D(a)n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>23 aprilie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Din prea pu\u021bine ipostaze, revenim la cele ale gurii, bur\u021bii \u0219i&#8230;. Prezicerea mea s-a \u00eemplinit. Cump\u0103r\u0103turile direct din ma\u0219in\u0103 sunt acum la liber. M\u0103 prinz cu voi c\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi cine sunt \u00eenainte merg\u0103torii. Buzoienii. O prim\u0103 client\u0103, \u00eenfometat\u0103, \u0219i-a propus performan\u021ba de-a scoate m\u00e2na pe geam \u0219i a \u00een\u0219f\u0103ca batonul de salam direct din mezel\u0103rie. La Po\u0219ta C\u00e2ln\u0103u. C\u0103 a d\u0103r\u00e2mat copertina&#8230; e o poveste pe patru ro\u021bi.<br \/>\n      Niponii, \u0103i de plimb\u0103 bila la tenis de mas\u0103, de nu-i vezi nici culoarea, nici m\u0103rimea &#8211; e un chinezoi care a dat clas\u0103 \u00eentregii insule, Bruce Lee, \u0219i juca ping-pong cu nunceak-ul \u0219i biscuitul -, n-au mai dat masca de la finalul primului r\u0103zboi mondial. \u0218i nu-i mai deranjeaz\u0103.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2nd a venit pandemia, toat\u0103 suflarea omeneasc\u0103, de fric\u0103, s-ar fi injectat \u0219i-n limb\u0103 ca s\u0103 scape nev\u0103t\u0103mat\u0103. Vreo c\u00e2\u021biva sceptici, majoritari pro vaccin. Acu ezit\u0103 destui. Ceea ce a condus la seria de reveniri asupra obligativit\u0103\u021bii, de\u021binerii de pa\u0219apoarte \u0219i restric\u021biilor sau privilegiilor pentru cei ne \u0219i vaccina\u021bi. C\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 mare-i Europa asta. \u0218i cu toane.<br \/>\n       Pus\u0103i m\u00e2na pe noua reeditare a faimosului Abecedar la care a trudit Creang\u0103. Curios a\u0219 fi s\u0103 \u0219tiu dac\u0103 la c\u00e2t de celebru a fost &#8211; juma de milion v\u00e2ndute -, ce profit a avut.<br \/>\n      Cic\u0103 la Londra, mai ieri, \u00een puterea nop\u021bii, englezoii s-au re\u00eentors la via\u021b\u0103: cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze \u0219i respira\u021bia u\u0219oar\u0103. Le urez s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cu ele, chiar de-s \u00eendoit c\u0103 degringolada ar aduce imunizarea masiv\u0103.<br \/>\n       Comedie mare. Pe u\u0219a unei institu\u021bii locale, te fere\u0219ti de&#8230; ,,Covit\u201d.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 ghicitul altora \u00een viitor se va adeveri. Boris de Marea Britaniei crede, prin interpu\u0219ii sfetnici, c\u0103 o mas\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 de vaccina\u021bi va rec\u0103dea prad\u0103 unui nou val de infect\u0103ri. L-a\u0219 fi invitat s\u0103 se bat\u0103 peste gur\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 \u00eei era astupat\u0103 cu&#8230; o \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Niciun moment&#8230; alb. Planetu\u021ba noastr\u0103 \u00een univers e-un bunghi pe fa\u021ba oric\u0103rui infinitezimal microorganism. Distrugerea ei este \u0219i nu posibil\u0103. Dispari\u021bia vie\u021bii deloc viabil\u0103. Cei c\u00e2\u021biva ani da\u021bi de mai de\u0219tep\u021bii ei locuitori p\u00e2n\u0103 la desfiin\u021bare &#8211; o gogoa\u0219\u0103 servit\u0103 pe noile canale de distribu\u021bie a filmelor. Invit la a doua, a treia vizionare. \u0218i la o ulterioar\u0103 pozi\u021bie moderat\u0103. Fireasc\u0103. Nu-i nimeni nebun s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103 a doua zi mort. Nici singur pe Terra.<br \/>\n         C\u0103 este loc \u0219i de altele&#8230; la noi acas\u0103. Demolezi, pui la loc.<br \/>\n        Nea fostul cu robuste\u021bea fiin\u021belor vii \u0219i rom\u00e2ne, dezechilibreaz\u0103, zdrobe\u0219te logica. C\u00e2nd suflarea toat\u0103 se d\u0103dea de ceasul mor\u021bii c\u0103-s umflate raport\u0103rile, acesta o \u00eentoarse ca la Ploie\u0219ti (\u00een cele c\u00e2teva semnificative sensuri giratorii): c\u0103 ba, c\u0103 batjocoritoarele institu\u021bii au t\u0103iat din listele reale. Bol\u00e2nzi, le\u0219uri, lecui\u021bi.<br \/>\n        Leg\u0103turile familiale sunt normale. Marile popula\u021bii se \u00eenrudesc. Precum americanii \u0219i chinezii. N-o spuneau bancurile autohtone? De aceea conlucreaz\u0103 la crearea oamenilor maimu\u021b\u0103, adic\u0103 invers, dar la nivel de celule. Ei dimpreun\u0103 jur\u0103 c\u0103 le nimicesc dup\u0103 ce-\u0219i fac hat\u00e2rul. Da\u2019 mai \u0219tii?<br \/>\n         Noi la ei, ei la noi. Ca s\u0103 se aleag\u0103 praful. \u0218i-n Egipt e cu nemiluita. Te duci s\u0103 ridici biseric\u0103 din cele cre\u0219tine \u00een inima musulmanismului, sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 la r\u00e2nduiala din urm\u0103, \u00een genunchi, cu spatele la c\u0103l\u0103i, vei c\u0103p\u0103ta iertare. Care? O risip\u0103 de via\u021b\u0103 inutil\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Nu erau de ajuns disfunc\u021biile produse de virus. Peste ele ale vaccin\u0103rilor. Mai nou, zona zoster.<br \/>\n         Ana. O alta. Are mere-n s\u00e2n, are vers \u00een s\u00e2nge \u0219i credin\u021b\u0103. G\u00e2ndind c\u0103 ele vor aduce lini\u0219te. \u00cen alt\u0103 lume, cert, nu \u00een a noastr\u0103. Nu azi. Nici peste un mileniu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>23 aprilie 2021 Din prea pu\u021bine ipostaze, revenim la cele ale gurii, bur\u021bii \u0219i&#8230;. Prezicerea mea s-a \u00eemplinit. 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