{"id":14518,"date":"2021-05-05T17:59:16","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T14:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14518"},"modified":"2021-05-05T17:59:16","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T14:59:16","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-solutia-romaneasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14518","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Solu\u021bia rom\u00e2neasc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Solu\u021bia rom\u00e2neasc\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cangurii \u0219i ur\u0219ii koala<br \/>\nSunt pe cale s\u0103 dispar\u0103<br \/>\nC\u0103ci e mare z\u0103pu\u0219eala<br \/>\n\u0218i un pic&#8230; incendiar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Dar, cic\u0103 a\u0219a e via\u021ba<br \/>\nC\u0103 apa e pe sf\u00e2r\u0219ite<br \/>\n\u0218i at\u00e2ta le-a fost a\u021ba,<br \/>\nFiarelor ne\u00eembl\u00e2nzite&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>N-au unde s\u0103 se adape<br \/>\nC\u0103ci urgie-i \u00een tot locul<br \/>\n\u0218i din asta n-o s\u0103 scape<br \/>\nC\u0103ci o s\u0103 le-nghit\u0103 focul!<\/p>\n<p>Ard p\u0103durile \u00eentr-una,<br \/>\nAustralia-i Infernul,<br \/>\nDoar la noi problema-i una:<br \/>\nC\u00e2t va rezista guvernul?<\/p>\n<p>N-avem team\u0103 de incendiu,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci am rezolvat problema!<br \/>\nAm g\u0103sit pe veci remediu<br \/>\n\u0218i-am eliminat dilema!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 nu fie incendiate,<br \/>\nFrumuse\u021be de p\u0103duri,<br \/>\nNoi le-am f\u0103cut&#8230; defri\u0219ate<br \/>\nCu drujbe \u0219i cu securi!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci, n-am vrea, Doamne fere\u0219te<br \/>\nS\u0103 se-nt\u00e2mple \u0219i la noi<br \/>\nCa focul ce p\u00e2rjole\u0219te<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne lase f\u0103r\u0103&#8230; oi!<\/p>\n<p>Acum ve\u021bi vedea cu to\u021bii<br \/>\nC\u00e2\u021bi oameni sunt vizionari<br \/>\n\u0218i ce buni au fost to\u021bi ho\u021bii<br \/>\nCe-i b\u0103teau pe p\u0103durari!<\/p>\n<p>Ei \u0219tiau de dinainte<br \/>\nC\u0103 veni-va foc din cer<br \/>\n\u0218i fiindc\u0103 au sim\u021b\u0103minte<br \/>\nAu v\u00e2ndut la Schweihofer!<\/p>\n<p>Ei, lemnul l-au dus departe<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 nu-l ating\u0103 focul<br \/>\n\u021aara s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 moarte<br \/>\nS\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103-n ea norocul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ne rug\u0103m s\u0103 nu dea boala<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne ard\u0103 foc din cer<br \/>\nCa pe bl\u00e2ndul urs koala<br \/>\n\u0218i ca pe-orice mamifer!&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Solu\u021bia rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 Cangurii \u0219i ur\u0219ii koala Sunt pe cale s\u0103 dispar\u0103 C\u0103ci e mare z\u0103pu\u0219eala \u0218i un pic&#8230; incendiar\u0103! Dar,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14518"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14518"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14520,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14518\/revisions\/14520"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}