{"id":14513,"date":"2021-05-04T18:50:17","date_gmt":"2021-05-04T15:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14513"},"modified":"2021-05-04T18:50:17","modified_gmt":"2021-05-04T15:50:17","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-abatese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14513","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Abatese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Vede\u021bi de ce st\u0103rui la Vasile \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103&#8230;. S-a aprins&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Are-un nu asem\u0103n\u0103tor. Bag de seam\u0103 c\u0103 zodia c\u0103reia i se potrivesc caracteristicele perfect este Taur. Cum am\u00e2ndoi \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bim jum\u0103tatea ei, nu ne deosebim mai deloc, c\u00e2nd se-ncinge mintea, arde! Cu vecinii laterali d\u0103duse la pace, cu unul mai mult, cu altul mai pu\u021bin, \u00eens\u0103 \u00een dosul cur\u021bii se lovise de un&#8230; zid. Un gard pe o parte, o magazie-cote\u021b pe alta, cu sc\u00e2nduri \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nite. \u0218i un proprietar ce f\u0103cuse din gospod\u0103rie una zootehnic\u0103. Umpl\u00e2ndu-l pe Vasile de \u0219obolani \u0219i mirosuri greu suportabile, de <strong>abhorau<\/strong> \u0219i el, \u0219i so\u021bia p\u00e2n\u0103 la s\u0103-\u0219i doreasc\u0103&#8230;. Dar a\u0219a nu se poate tr\u0103i, \u00een astfel de aer irespirabil, <strong>abiogen<\/strong>, \u00een concubinaj cu&#8230;. Detectase domn Vasile c\u0103-l n\u0103p\u0103diser\u0103 lighioanele \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103, dup\u0103 ce \u00eenchisese u\u0219a frigiderului \u0219i, speriat, a constatat c\u0103 s-a scufundat de-o palm\u0103 (ca un mic Titanic). Rat-onii s\u0103paser\u0103 galerii \u00een tot holul \u00eencadrat pe dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi cu geaml\u00e2c, \u00eenc\u00e2t, la revizie \u0219i refacere de pardoseal\u0103, \u0219i-a pus ambele m\u00e2ini \u00een cap, mirat c\u0103 nu i-au ajuns \u00een pat. La interpelat pe Putinic\u0103 senior, l-a rugat. Numai c\u0103 nu l-a dat r\u0103ilor dimpreun\u0103 cu nevasta. La cum <strong>abjurau<\/strong> am\u00e2ndoi p\u0103rerea lui Vasile, ai fi zis c\u0103 sunt cei mai nevinova\u021bi oameni de pe lume&#8230;. Cu buna ocazie de schimbat acoperi\u0219ul, la final am \u00eenchis \u0219i priveli\u0219tea dizgra\u021bioas\u0103, \u0219i o parte din mirosul ce se prelingea printre sc\u00e2ndurile gardului: tabl\u0103 la fel de cutat\u0103 de la col\u021bul magaziei p\u00e2n\u0103 la limita cu cumnatul. Prilej pentru cele dou\u0103 familii: se <strong>ablegau<\/strong> \u0219i <strong>aboleau<\/strong> oficial orice leg\u0103tur\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103 ne vedem de-ale noastre&#8230;. Dificult\u0103\u021bile au \u00eenceput acolo, \u00een spate, unde feciorul socrului se legase de casa tat\u0103lui printr-o dolie \u0219i unde acesta ne avertizase s\u0103 nu-i stric\u0103m mai nimic din ce era deja f\u0103cut, ba s\u0103 verific\u0103m, dac\u0103 tot \u00eei c\u0103lcam proprietatea, \u0219i s\u0103 repar\u0103m ceea ce el \u00eensu\u0219i, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu un ,,mare me\u0219ter&#8221; r\u00e2mnicean (un \u00eenchipuit c\u0103ruia i se d\u0103duse credit popular nemeritat &#8211; au p\u0103\u021bit destui s\u0103 le r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 neterminate lucr\u0103rile), a z\u0103d\u0103r\u00e2t ploaia s\u0103 p\u0103trund\u0103-n od\u0103i. Ba ne acuzase c\u0103 desele noastre petreceri pe dolie ar fi cauza scurgerilor nedorite. Am demontat imediat afrontul, demonstr\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103 urmele de \u0219iroaie de pe peretele tat\u0103lui &#8211; \u00eenfipsese c\u0103priori din acoperi\u0219ul lui \u00een zidul p\u0103rintelui \u00een unghiul minim posibil, cam 20 de grade, pe care-l placase cu rigips -, vin de mult mai sus, prin urmare problema se g\u0103sea la el. ,,Imposibil!&#8221;, re\u00eencep\u00e2nd laudele de\u0219\u0103n\u021bate la \u00eendem\u00e2nare-i \u0219i a me\u0219terului. \u0218i ca s\u0103 <strong>ableg\u0103m<\/strong> orice viitoare suspiciune, ne-am pus la treab\u0103. V\u00e2r\u00e2r\u0103m smac de-al nostru de \u021bine apa la distan\u021b\u0103 pe la \u00eencheieturi, iar lui Vasile \u00eei montar\u0103m c\u00e2rlige &#8211; posibil doar dup\u0103 un caroiaj de le\u021buri (c-a\u0219a-i corect, dar lan\u021bi spune tot poporul din obor) &#8211; \u0219i un jgheab care s\u0103 se scurg\u0103 tocmai \u00een spate. Nici zona hornului n-a fost mai pu\u021bin n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103ioas\u0103. Refacerea doliei din temelii, panta abrupt\u0103, \u00eembin\u0103rile&#8230;. Dup\u0103 ce i-am ,,p\u0103pat&#8221; \u00eemprumutul special pentru refacerea pluvialei, ne-a mul\u021bumit &#8211; \u0219i nu trebuia, munca remunerat\u0103 are efectul reciprocit\u0103\u021bii &#8211; \u0219i ne-am desp\u0103r\u021bit, a\u0219a cum ne reg\u0103seam \u00een fiecare zi, \u00een dulcele glas canin triplu&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vede\u021bi de ce st\u0103rui la Vasile \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103&#8230;. S-a aprins&#8230;. Are-un nu asem\u0103n\u0103tor. 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