{"id":14498,"date":"2021-05-02T15:53:38","date_gmt":"2021-05-02T12:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14498"},"modified":"2021-05-02T15:53:38","modified_gmt":"2021-05-02T12:53:38","slug":"brigada-diverse-madi-cutare-blonda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14498","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ma(d)i&#8230; (C)utare: bl(o)nd\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>19-20 aprilie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n     Cuvinte potrivite&#8230; pe m\u0103sura popoarelor autoproclamate democratice. \u00centre toate o englez\u0103rie, nudge, menit\u0103 la tratamente neinvazive \u00een perioade de&#8230; criz\u0103. Dar n-avem \u00eenc\u0103 a\u0219a ceva. Leafa merge, timpul trece, noi cu drag&#8230; m\u00e2nc\u0103m. Pe nes\u0103turate.<br \/>\n      S-aud\u0103 \u0103l mai de sus dec\u00e2t \u0103\u0219ti de jos. Mi \u021bi i-o trece la r\u0103spl\u0103\u021bi pe pfizerezi de le-o intra microbu-n&#8230;. Cum, m\u0103 nene, s\u0103 asupre\u0219ti poporul ales, pe motiv c\u0103 n-a virat banii pentru vaccinuri \u0219i s\u0103 cataloghezi p\u0103m\u00e2ntul sf\u00e2nt \u021bar\u0103 bananier\u0103? Nu li-i obrazului&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Declin&#8230;. \u00cen raport cu ce? Ani negri&#8230;. Sigur. Cu oameni \u00eentuneca\u021bi. C\u0103ci de la piele ajunser\u0103m s\u0103 uit\u0103m c\u0103 munca e nobil\u0103, c\u0103 lenea \u0219i ho\u021bia au unde sta. La r\u0103coare.<br \/>\n      \u0218i la amestec nu d\u0103 cu&#8230; virgul\u0103? N-ar fi mai cuminte s\u0103 nu mai fac\u0103 nimeni nici rapel, nici zeneci \u0219i alte ape vaccinale?<br \/>\n      Boal\u0103 grea&#8230;. Foamea. A dat iama-n omenire. Vezi bine de ce se temea un client la tabl\u0103. I s-a-mplinit, nu dup\u0103 considera\u021bia c\u0103 va fi lips\u0103 de hran\u0103, ci dup\u0103 c\u00e2t de nes\u0103tul\u0103 a devenit lumea.<br \/>\n      De-at\u00e2ta stat pe tablete, se duce naibii afacerea cu at\u00e2ta statistic\u0103. \u00centreprinz\u0103torului st\u00e2ndu-i bine la&#8230; munc\u0103.<br \/>\n      Nene Eloane, dac\u0103 ne \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bim la maxim capacit\u0103\u021bile cerebrale, la ce folos? \u00cen mai pu\u021bin de o lun\u0103 am fi to\u021bi ultra de\u0219tep\u021bi \u0219i ne-am trezi \u00eencorseta\u021bi \u00eentr-un corp p\u0103c\u0103tos, pe o planet\u0103 de pe care cu nicio materie existent\u0103 nu putem pleca mai departe de sistemul solar. Iar dincolo ce va s\u0103 g\u0103sim? Un nimic v\u00e2scos. Plin de pietre incandescente.<br \/>\n      Vai, UE! Care-i \u0103l produc\u0103tor de ser antivirus care pentru cinci euro \u00eencasa\u021bi va desp\u0103gubi c\u00e2teva zeci de mii?<br \/>\n       Bag\u0103-n om secven\u021be genetice \u00eemb\u00e2rligate \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103-te s\u0103 nu riposteze sistemul imunitar. Vr\u0103jeal\u0103! Cic\u0103 r\u0103spuns anormal&#8230; cheagul de s\u00e2nge.<br \/>\n       Luar\u0103 deci 28. \u0218i \u0219ase se duser\u0103 pe copc\u0103. De la Zeneca.<br \/>\n       Metilbutan&#8230;. S\u0103 \u00eenmul\u021bim 37 medici cu nou\u0103 zile. 333. \u00cen marea num\u0103r\u0103toare 760.000 de bhutanezi. La \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bire 70.000 \u0219i 2.000 per medic per zi. Dup\u0103 putin\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 cred c\u0103-s ,,oamenii\u201d lui Musk.<br \/>\n       Bunica \u0219i sor\u0103-sa, deh, fete. La c\u00e2t de despuiate le-arat\u0103-n \u201940 nepo\u021bii, dau s\u0103 opinez c\u0103 via\u021ba nu era frumoas\u0103 p-atunci, ci destr\u0103b\u0103lat\u0103. Bunic\u0103-tu ce zice, ,,tinere\u201d?<br \/>\n       Oile numai lupi nu nasc. Colo ni\u0219te mielu\u021be pric\u0103jite. C\u00e2t despre poporul ovin&#8230;, al\u021bii sunt Canis&#8230;. Str\u0103inezi.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 fi fost zdrahoni f\u0103r\u0103 mam\u0103 \u0219i tat\u0103 la u\u0219ile Parlamentului. Intra \u0218o\u0219ocul?<br \/>\n        Noaptea ca&#8230;. Procedur\u0103 standard guvernamental\u0103.<br \/>\n       La c\u00e2t cost\u0103 Nike, nici second-foot nu ne permitem. Nici m\u0103car lor produc\u0103torilor, nu le mai arde s\u0103 fac\u0103 unii noi.<br \/>\n       Fran\u021ba la recidiv\u0103. \u00cengroap\u0103 Zeneca din vorbe. La a\u0219a pacien\u021bi, tot a\u0219a vaccinul: mort.<br \/>\n       Vrei tulpin\u0103 nou\u0103 sarscov? Mergi \u00een Brazilia. \u0218i asta ,,ucide\u201d serul minune, l\u0103s\u00e2nd \u00een urm\u0103 speran\u021be de\u0219arte.<br \/>\n       Dumnezeu! Daneza \u0219ef\u0103 de reglementare a medicamentelor s-a \u00eentins pe du\u0219umea. A\u0219a-i c\u00e2nd vrea fitecine s\u0103 decid\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 directivele Lui. Trei reporteri&#8230;. I-ar fi acordat imediat ajutor. Unul se vedea clar c\u0103 ocupa \u00eenc\u0103 dup\u0103 incident scaunul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>19-20 aprilie 2021 Cuvinte potrivite&#8230; pe m\u0103sura popoarelor autoproclamate democratice. \u00centre toate o englez\u0103rie, nudge, menit\u0103 la tratamente neinvazive \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14499,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14498\/revisions\/14499"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}