{"id":14490,"date":"2021-04-30T18:14:26","date_gmt":"2021-04-30T15:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14490"},"modified":"2021-04-30T18:14:26","modified_gmt":"2021-04-30T15:14:26","slug":"faradelegea-lui-calin-cohul-civic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14490","title":{"rendered":"F\u0103r\u0103delegea lui C\u0103lin &#8211; Cohul civic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Las Vegas. Acolo&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Se \u00eencheie m\u0103riti\u0219urile f\u0103r\u0103 prea multe formalit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i cerin\u021be. Doi oameni ce-\u0219i fac declara\u021bii oric\u00e2t de scurte, oric\u00e2t de lungi. Dar \u00een acel loc este alt\u0103 \u021bar\u0103. Pe c\u00e2nd aici declara\u021bie \u00eenseamn\u0103 h\u00e2rtie de pre\u00eent\u00e2mpinare a c\u0103s\u0103toriei, la prim\u0103rie, \u00een \u0219i \u00een afara sediului ei. Dac\u0103 nu mirii, atunci cine? \u00cen situa\u021bia ingrat\u0103 a v\u00e2rstei deloc optime, p\u0103rin\u021bii \u0219i de-alde tutori. Iar dac\u0103 nu sunt \u00een locul unde urmeaz\u0103 a se depune m\u0103rturia de via\u021b\u0103 la comun, ei, al lor depun chez\u0103\u0219ie la prim\u0103riile proprii, cu obliga\u021bia de a se face ol\u0103cari \u00een maxim 48 de ore. (Art. 280)<br \/>\n       Or ar\u0103ta ei dup\u0103 putin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu-i nimic din ce \u0219tiu c\u0103 ar fi ilegal \u0219i potrivnic uniunii, cred c\u0103 nu \u00eendeajuns. A lua de bune unele ale unora c\u0103rora abia li se coace creierul sau \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-a dospit suficient, e destul de pu\u021bin \u0219i cu posibile disfunc\u021bii \u00een viitor: b\u0103t\u0103lii conjugale, \u00een\u0219el\u0103ri, neputin\u021b\u0103, divor\u021b sau chiar suprim\u0103ri&#8230;. Special Art. 281 dore\u0219te preciz\u0103ri \u00een declara\u021bie, ce nume de familie se va purta \u0219i ,,&#8230; regimul matrimonial ales.\u201d Dar niciun cuv\u00e2nt despre. Se mai cer \u00een plus ,,&#8230; dovezile cerute de lege&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n       Combina\u021bii de n luate c\u00e2te dou\u0103, dar s\u0103 dea cinci. Simplitate complex\u0103. Variante astfel: fiecare cu al s\u0103u; ambii oricare dintre ale lor; ambii la comun; unul pe-al lui, cel\u0103lalt pe cel de reuniune; \u0219i invers. Despre nume. (Art. 282)<br \/>\n       Direct la prim\u0103ria de c\u0103s\u0103torie prin noile (b\u0103tr\u00e2ne de c\u00e2nd windows-ul explorer) c\u0103i de transmitere nu se poate, \u00eens\u0103 pentru reclam\u0103, la loc de fereal\u0103 amenajat ca atare \u0219i ,,&#8230; pe pagina de internet&#8230;\u201d a institu\u021biei, ba problem\u0103! S\u0103 se vaz\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219tie omenirea c\u0103 s-a luat Tan cu Tana&#8230;. Un extras din declara\u021bie, imediat dup\u0103 depunere: cu data de afi\u0219are, cu datele \u00eensur\u0103\u021beilor \u0219i, dac\u0103 se poate, cu \u00eencuviin\u021barea babacilor. \u00cen\u0219tiin\u021bare de opozi\u021bie, cu p\u00e2n\u0103 la 10 zile termen de gra\u021bie. La Al. 3 se propune, la finalul decadei, \u00eencheierea c\u0103s\u0103toriei. Care poate fi devansat\u0103 pentru aceea\u0219i sum\u0103 de motive \u00eentemeiate ca \u0219i-n alte seturi de cazuri, de primari. \u00cen\u0219ira\u021bi aici p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul c\u0103tun, undeva \u00een r\u00e2ndul doi trecut, cu \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2narea multor legi, al unui sector al municipiului Bucure\u0219ti. Mai cu mo\u021bul Rom\u00e2niei. (Art. 283)<br \/>\n        Determin\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eencerc sentimente de \u00eenjosire. Ca a\u0219a-zis provincial. Nu din acelea\u0219i tr\u0103iri &#8211; f\u0103r\u0103 a exclude \u00eentrutotul &#8211; s-a am\u00e2nat c\u0103s\u0103toria. Certitudine care dureaz\u0103 30 de zile, re\u00eennoibil\u0103, \u00een fapt alta cu noi ,,jur\u0103minte\u201d de mariaj. (Art. 284)<br \/>\n       Cu \u00eeng\u0103duial\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la Art. 285. La acesta opuneri, de legalitate. \u00cen scris \u0219i cu dovezi.<br \/>\n       Ia de te uit\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u0219tiam c\u00e2t\u0103 asem\u0103nare este \u00eentre cre\u0219a noastr\u0103 \u0219i cea englezeasc\u0103. Fonetic\u0103. Sper la o anterioar\u0103 \u00eempotrivire a ofi\u021berului de stare civil\u0103, nu c\u00e2nd se adun\u0103 neamurile s\u0103 savureze da-urile mirilor. Refuzul s\u0103u \u00eentocmit pe baza verific\u0103rilor, sus\u021binut chiar pe informa\u021bii notorii \u0219i cele de uz licit. (Art. 286)<br \/>\n       Venirea neamurilor \u0219i amicilor ori a gurilor casc\u0103 reprezint\u0103 surplus. \u00cen sine, la dragoste pe foaie (mucartul mucavalei) se r\u0103spunde \u00een doi mixt \u0219i doi martori. Cum s-a mai spus (repeti\u021bia \u2013 mama re\u021binerii), ofi\u021berul se poate \u00eentricolora \u0219i \u00een afara ,,&#8230; serviciului de stare civil\u0103&#8230;\u201d &#8211; renun\u021bar\u0103 la sediul prim\u0103riei. Mai de colo se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla o nenormal\u0103. Ofi\u021berul s\u0103 fie rom\u00e2n, mireasa rom\u0103 \u0219i mirele maghiar. \u00cen ce limb\u0103 se vorbe\u0219te? Fiindc\u0103 celebrarea c\u0103s\u0103toriei se poate face, la solicitarea mirilor, \u00een limba matern\u0103.<br \/>\n       Rolul ter\u021b poate fi \u00eendeplinit de oricare rud\u0103 sau afini, precum \u0219i de aiurea. Dar nu at\u00e2t de&#8230; aiuri\u021bi. Incapabilii, deficien\u021bii psihici \u0219i motori nu pot atesta c\u0103s\u0103toria. Demen\u021ba, etc le accept, dar zona celor cu deficien\u021be fizice nu pot constitui pe de-a-ntregul incapacitate de exerci\u021biu. Sper s\u0103 fie doar o sc\u0103pare, deoarece Art. 288 ar avea motive de ilegitimitate \u0219i neconstitu\u021bionalitate, \u00eengr\u0103dind un drept fundamental.<br \/>\n       La cap\u0103tul sec\u021biunii \u00eencheierea c\u0103s\u0103toriei. Luare de consim\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt &#8211; declarare de c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi. (Art. 289)  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Las Vegas. Acolo&#8230;. Se \u00eencheie m\u0103riti\u0219urile f\u0103r\u0103 prea multe formalit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i cerin\u021be. Doi oameni ce-\u0219i fac declara\u021bii oric\u00e2t de scurte,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6751,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,315],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14490"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14491,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14490\/revisions\/14491"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}