{"id":14463,"date":"2021-04-29T11:50:44","date_gmt":"2021-04-29T08:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14463"},"modified":"2021-04-29T11:50:44","modified_gmt":"2021-04-29T08:50:44","slug":"brigada-diverse-isteria-aldinelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14463","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ist(e)ria al(d)inelor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12 aprilie 2021     <\/strong><br \/>\n     I-e soarta pecetluit\u0103. Pandemic\u0103.<br \/>\n     \u00cen ap\u0103rarea medicilor sar jurnali\u0219tii. Dup\u0103 terfeliri care mai de care. Se alege un ,,pacient\u201d intervievat, un ,,reporter\u201d consubstan\u021bial &#8211; era un invers &#8211; \u0219i se procedeaz\u0103 poli\u021bisto-avoc\u0103\u021be\u0219te: ,,\u0218tii de ce doftorii te-au dat cu s\u0103pun pe la \u00eencheieturi?\u201d &#8211; parafrazare. R\u0103spuns \u00een doi peri (r\u0103ma\u0219i dup\u0103 crizare), o rememorare a filmelor de groaz\u0103: ,,&#8230; eram agitat \u0219i tentat s\u0103 am gesturi agresive.\u201d Tres semanas la ATI sunt c\u00e2t o via\u021b\u0103 de om pe muchie de bisturiu virtual: scapi sau sacul negru te pa\u0219te (am v\u0103zut \u00een filmele cu nino-nino). Ce lucruri nes\u0103buite s\u0103 te apuce c\u00e2nd oasele-s anchilozate, iar pl\u0103m\u00e2nul abia p\u00e2lp\u00e2ie sub ventila\u021bia mecanic\u0103? C\u0103-l am martor pe nea Vasile Ghinea, apelat \u0219i-nainte, \u0219i \u00een timpul, \u0219i dup\u0103 marea criz\u0103. Abia putea vorbi, abia putea trage aer \u00een piept \u0219i abia dac\u0103 p\u0103\u0219e\u0219te-n neantul vie\u021bii de apoi. De dup\u0103 infectare.<br \/>\n       ,,Cu autop-sia (!), frate,\/doctorul a spus:\/ S\u0103-l deschid\u0103 dracu peste\/ zece ani, \u00een vis!\u201d (eu am \u0219chiop\u0103tat rima). Dintre melodioasele melodii melomanilor muzicilor lui Geamba\u0219u. Remaiate.<br \/>\n       Nu se mai putea. Invadaser\u0103 leprele Europa, de aceea o cur\u0103 de dezintoxicare na\u021bional\u0103 nu stric\u0103. A! \u0218i-nc-o chestie. E alegerea lor, celor c\u00e2\u021biva, s\u0103-\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 por\u021bia de vaccin pentru uz personal. C\u0103 doar nu ne-au adoptat ca s\u0103 ne \u021bin\u0103 pe trai neneac\u0103 pe banii lor.<br \/>\n       35 la Colentina, 16 la Col\u021bea, 2 la Georta&#8230; 1428 toate, coane&#8230; ministre. Poate unu, dou\u0103&#8230; sute&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ce n-ar da \u0103\u0219tia de-acu s\u0103 adune mai mult de 50 de in\u0219i la un protest anti. Restul sunt pe la promenade, la terase.<br \/>\n       ,,Fenomen\u201d comercial. Literar mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne de v\u0103zut. C\u0103 de-alde Maja or mai fi. \u0218i-ar \u00eensemna s\u0103 arunci toat\u0103 beletristica la gunoi.<br \/>\n       Ce ieri era 1 iunie, azi se transform\u0103-n 1 iulie, iar\u0103 m\u00e2ine&#8230;.<br \/>\n       \u00cenainte se st\u0103tea smirn\u0103 la decern\u0103rile de premii. Acum se str\u00e2mb\u0103 fiecare dup\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u021bi. Fetele cu cr\u0103cire dup\u0103 cr\u0103cirea scrimologic\u0103.<br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 c\u00e2ntatul \u00een baie, cel din Vam\u0103 e&#8230;.<br \/>\n       A povestit omul, cum a f\u0103cut facultate, practic\u0103 prin Fran\u021ba. De-acolo \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tura, p-aici aplicarea. Arafaturi&#8230;.<br \/>\n       ,,Este un test care nu este invaziv.\u201d Halal limb\u0103. Discu\u021bia se plaseaz\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 la modulul \u0219colar ce impunea examinarea bacteriologic\u0103. \u00cenainte obligatorie, pe timpurile astea ignorate.<br \/>\n       Construiam fiecare c\u00e2te un spital de ne mergeau treburile ca lui Becali. A\u0219a, ca idee, cine i-a urat c\u00e2te-n lume \u0219i stele \u0219i mul\u021bumit dumnezeie\u0219te, ar putea s\u0103 ne \u00eenainteze tuturor c\u00e2te-o astfel de binecuv\u00e2ntare.<br \/>\n        Cinci cuvinte: vaccinare, obligatorie, necesar\u0103, societate, democratic\u0103. De genul capitalism-democra\u021bie. Autodeterminare, organizare social\u0103, nevoie, impunere, injectare. Cu totul diferite.<br \/>\n       Dur? Radical! T\u0103iatul membrelor echivaleaz\u0103 \u00een orice situa\u021bie cu decesul. \u0218i n-ar fi trebuit o verificare minu\u021bioas\u0103, o testare \u00eendelungat\u0103, o observare atent\u0103 pentru AstraZeneca? Pentru oricare dintre vaccinuri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12 aprilie 2021 I-e soarta pecetluit\u0103. Pandemic\u0103. \u00cen ap\u0103rarea medicilor sar jurnali\u0219tii. Dup\u0103 terfeliri care mai de care. Se alege<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14463"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14464,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14463\/revisions\/14464"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}