{"id":14422,"date":"2021-04-25T18:49:45","date_gmt":"2021-04-25T15:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14422"},"modified":"2021-04-26T06:34:21","modified_gmt":"2021-04-26T03:34:21","slug":"brigada-diverse-udmr-mda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14422","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; U(D)MR&#8230; (m)da"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5 aprilie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n        M\u0103 juruiesc pe existen\u021ba lui&#8230;. De buni \u0219i r\u0103i, iaca, criz\u0103-criz\u0103&#8230;, avem noi \u0103\u0219tia mai marginali, mai \u00eeng\u0103duitori, mai pu\u021bin noroco\u0219i la momentul pricinilor (m\u0103 perturb\u0103 un purt\u0103rel de cuv\u00e2nt cu ,,selec\u021bia natural\u0103\u201d, \u00eenc\u00e2t i-a\u0219&#8230;) efervescente, mai pro\u0219ti de doritori ce eram s\u0103 vedem \u0219i alte mici oaze de b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103. Tr\u0103ie\u0219ti cu impresia c\u0103 prinzi de picioare creatorul \u0219i nu i-ai mai da drumul niciodat\u0103. Cu astfel de suflete mi\u0219cate plecasem prin 2006, companie de zdr\u0103ng\u0103nele \u0219i tremolo emotiv de voci, s\u0103-i c\u00e2nt\u0103m \u00een strun\u0103 Banului Craiovei, primar \u00eentreprinz\u0103tor de Pdl-ist ce era, organizator de serate \u0219i-n b\u0103t\u0103tura \u021ba\u021bii Veta, \u0219i-n closetul lui nea M\u0103rin, \u0219i sub clo\u021ba de sub care Suc\u0103 subtiliza genera\u021biile galinacee non\u0219alant. \u0218i-n \u00eeng\u0103duiala lui \u0219i managementul altui bresla\u0219, ne fur\u0103 (oltene\u0219te, vericule!) alocate o triad\u0103 de spa\u021bii de depunere de icre componistice. \u0218ti\u021bi, v\u0103 preface\u021bi c\u0103 nu, c-o fiertur\u0103 de lobod\u0103 \u0219i urzici pe post de spanac ne cre\u0219te mu\u0219chiul, col\u021bul \u0219i pulsul, suntem semnatari ai documentelor atestatoare (\u0103le vechi patalamale) (alt\u0103 \u00eentreprindere cotidian\u0103, de fonoteca varieteurilor tv, instantanee &#8211; pe mal pescarul, \u00een ap\u0103 n\u0103vodul, \u00een farfurie imediat pe\u0219tele) ca membri de buzunar \u0219i umplutur\u0103 ai compozi\u021biunilor pl\u0103tite. De coinciden\u021be-s s\u0103tul, una \u00een plus nu mai verific\u0103 nicio existen\u021b\u0103 tutelar\u0103 universal\u0103. Plic, de 11 lei per an, de \u00een\u0219tiin\u021bat ponderea \u00een masa celor peste milionul de c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bi de RO. Trecere la verific\u0103ri, c\u0103ci p\u0103rerea Tomii-i \u00eendoit\u0103 de la an &#8217;69, recurs la parole, apel la platforma lor, a mea, a&#8230;. Nimic, c\u00e2teva texte f\u0103urite-n confuzie, pdf-uri silite la reveniri de inim\u0103. 11 virgul\u0103 bani scrie, \u0103ia se impoziteaz\u0103, cass-iesc (,,forfotirea\u201d de acum un deceniu ilegalizat\u0103) \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n de&#8230;. Nici m\u0103car dou\u0103 abonamente \u00een contul internetului pl\u0103tibil la bt. Banca, nu \u021bigara. Telefon cu ,,am primit\u201d, \u00eentreb\u0103ri cu mai sunt, dezaprob\u0103ri pentru singularitate, \u00eencasare cash. Trei doamne, doar noi trei, Melu, Radu \u0219i Br\u0103teanu, ne g\u0103sim \u00een fa\u021ba hot\u0103r\u00e2rilor \u00eent\u00e2rziate \u0219i definitive cu ceea ce la timpul ei se chemase pomana porcului (pentru). 600-ul dus, la fel pe sensul opus, \u00eeng\u0103duit cu chiu, vai \u0219i explicit\u0103ri aproape de culmea umilirii. Montare-\u0219antare-plecare \u00een dou\u0103 subsoluri \u0219i-un fost parter de cultur\u0103 dezafectat, \u00eennobilat pentru a\u0219a zile municipale cu sucule\u021be \u0219i t\u0103rii, pe fug\u0103, \u00eentr-o h\u0103ituial\u0103 cu itinerar \u0219i popasuri \u00eensum\u00e2nd 8 ore, cu sta\u021bionare final\u0103 \u00een hol de hotel central la ultra-matinalul lui cinci, cu \u0218tefan Iordache consumat \u00een dreapta&#8230;. Zi a doua ploioas\u0103, mohor\u00e2t\u0103 ca m\u00e2hnirea noastr\u0103 c\u0103 f\u0103cusem v\u00e2lv\u0103 trei secunde. \u00centors, trecut benevola participare la catastiful cu ,,a fost\u201d. \u0218i cum! Mitic\u0103 Popescu singularizat la o mas\u0103 a noastr\u0103 de pr\u00e2nz, greii Berceanu, Boc, Blaga \u0219i Videanu \u00een trecerea lor de carne \u0219i oase, Udrea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i pironit ochii-n coada mea nedumerit\u0103 zece secunde (num\u0103rasem \u00een g\u00e2nd), Iordache la plecare \u0219i \u00eentoarcere la aceea\u0219i mas\u0103 \u00een hol, ca mae\u0219trii \u0219i al\u021bii. Noi pe post de ,,vedete\u201d.<br \/>\n        Interogarea mea fusese pertinent\u0103. Precum \u00een cutiile cu \u0219uruburi, dac\u0103 ai g\u0103sit unul c\u00e2ndva, la trebuin\u021b\u0103 se va g\u0103si cu siguran\u021b\u0103 \u0219i al doilea (teorem\u0103 ce nu se aplic\u0103 \u00een mul\u021bimea magazinelor locale). La o adic\u0103, de ce pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 treiurile miei n-ar mai \u00eenc\u0103pea \u00eenc\u0103 trei? Ca s\u0103 fiu sincer, trecusem mult mai departe, nes\u0103tul v\u0103zusem triplu de ,,foame\u201d. Trece-o zi, s\u0103 treac\u0103 \u0219i a doua dac\u0103 pofte\u0219te&#8230;. Nu toat\u0103. Pe la orele finelui de program bucure\u0219tean un interurban fistichiu. La doamne s\u0103rut-m\u00e2na, la recunoa\u0219tere \u00eent\u00e2ietate. La mine a doua treime vine.<br \/>\n       \u0218i-am opinat \u0219i-oi mai. Nu te fac concet\u0103\u021benii artist, nu-\u021bi apreciaz\u0103 ei statutul \u0219i puterea, ci capitala. \u0218i-o mai spun: de-o zeam\u0103-s chiar \u0219i eu un \u021b\u00e2r de compozitor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 aprilie 2021 M\u0103 juruiesc pe existen\u021ba lui&#8230;. De buni \u0219i r\u0103i, iaca, criz\u0103-criz\u0103&#8230;, avem noi \u0103\u0219tia mai marginali, mai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14422"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14422"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14431,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14422\/revisions\/14431"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}