{"id":14358,"date":"2021-04-18T19:41:58","date_gmt":"2021-04-18T16:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14358"},"modified":"2021-04-18T19:41:58","modified_gmt":"2021-04-18T16:41:58","slug":"brigada-diverse-veri-si-ce-treaca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14358","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ve(r)i, (\u0219)i (c)e? Trea(c)\u0103&#8230;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1 aprilie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Elongarea bolii &#8211; o chestiune de timp. Previzibil\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 din fa\u0219a primului \u0219i singurului pacient pentru care SarsCov2 a devenit un mod de via\u021b\u0103, nu mai pu\u021bin de 280 de zile la momentul ,,\u0219tirii&#8221; de senza\u021bie. De speriat sau nu, o statistic\u0103 ordinar\u0103 (fa\u021bet\u0103 dubl\u0103) ucide unul din 8 in\u0219i atin\u0219i \u0219i vindeca\u021bi de virus. Glum\u0103 sau nu, adev\u0103r \u0219i minciun\u0103 deopotriv\u0103, afurisitul ucide. O alta st\u0103 s\u0103 chiteasc\u0103 pe unde d\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103sufle dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta vreme. Iterasem cam \u0219apte. Or mai g\u0103si d\u00e2n\u0219ii&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Normalul la care aspir\u0103m: manele, baruri \u0219i frizerii. Piste&#8230; de street one formula. Ca efecte speciale b\u0103tuta \u0219i petarda.<br \/>\n       La Vaslui ca la radio Erevan. ,,De sp\u00e2nzurat&#8221;-ul \u00eentreab\u0103, soacra r\u0103spunde: d-aia. Deranjul cel mare? Suma oferit\u0103 zgr\u00e2p\u021b\u0103n\u0103torului, un fleac de \u0219ase miare. Lei.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd vezi copii \u00een uniform\u0103 \u0219i masc\u0103, dai dreptate mamii. G\u00e2ndind \u0219i la \u0103i b\u0103tr\u00e2ni&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ferice de noi, putem privi \u00een ochi pe cei ce ne doresc moartea \u0219i locul, mai r\u0103u de ei, \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-au n\u0103scut cei ce le vor aplica acela\u0219i tratament.<br \/>\n       Fra\u021bilor, oameni sunt \u0219i ei. \u0218i voi v\u0103 demasca\u021bi la mas\u0103, \u0219i voi savura\u021bi cot la cot delicatesele. Ca Raluca.<br \/>\n       Latina&#8230;. M\u0103 miram de ce translate-ul a eliminat din list\u0103 limba romanilor. Cum ei nu mai sunt&#8230;. Pentru care motiv s-o duci mai departe?<br \/>\n       Emo\u021bionant&#8230;. S\u0103 vezi o doamn\u0103 (veterinar) la cele ale calului&#8230;. Degeaba tema celor 25 de procese de reproducere&#8230;. Fug min\u021bile la Maria Tereza.<br \/>\n       Aritmetica la control. 18+2=20. Condi\u021bie sine qua non: s\u0103 circule metroul. De criz\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u0103 sunt ordine de ,,sus&#8221;. Adev\u0103rat. C\u0103 nu-i picior de rom\u00e2n \u00een pole position s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. C&#8217;est vrai. C\u0103 i-a picat guvernul lui Mozart la Oxford. \u00cen favoarea dualipelor. That&#8217;s right. Cinci ani de carier\u0103, cincizeci de studiu pentru studen\u021bime.<br \/>\n       Da&#8217; nu-i vr\u0103jeal\u0103, dex-ul a luat-o razna! Iar? \u0218i eu ce fac, rescriu toate c\u0103r\u021bile cu \u00ee din i?<br \/>\n       Miza covidului&#8230;. Parc\u0103 \u00eensu\u0219i &#8216;mnezeu a colaborat. S\u0103 alungi tu, localnic, bie\u021bii str\u0103ini. Macareno, ce-ai, bre, cu rom\u00e2nii?<br \/>\n       Tinerii ne spun ce spuneam la r\u00e2ndu-ne: s\u0103-i l\u0103s\u0103m s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 de cap. Nimic altceva.<br \/>\n       Solu\u021bia este simpl\u0103. Cum se acoper\u0103 cu bipuri prostioarele ce ies din gur\u0103 la televizor, la fel pentru cei f\u0103r\u0103 de masc\u0103: o bulin\u0103 neagr\u0103 \u00een loc de fa\u021b\u0103. \u0218i s\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi pre\u0219edintele \u0219i poftele ce le pofti \u00een pace. Eeeee&#8230;.<br \/>\n       La 74 de ani la ce te a\u0219tep\u021bi? La piele de c\u0103prioar\u0103, la lips\u0103 de reac\u021bii la vaccin? La erup\u021bii cutanate.<br \/>\n       Cl\u0103dirile \u0219colilor sunt comparabile cu cele sfinte. Intr\u0103 \u00een ele to\u021bi necredincio\u0219ii.<br \/>\n       De mai st\u0103team c\u00e2\u021biva ani se f\u0103cea&#8230;. Mai da s\u0103 iei la pozat toate marile capodopere \u0219i s\u0103 le faci publice, mai gratis. Dup\u0103 Luvru&#8230;.<br \/>\n       M\u0103 uit a\u0219a, la cineva. Din start \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 seama de ce. \u00cei caut calit\u0103\u021bile. Iar el, imediat, \u00eencepe a le etala. Trec la urm\u0103torul. \u0218i el la fel. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 aprilie 2021 Elongarea bolii &#8211; o chestiune de timp. Previzibil\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 din fa\u0219a primului \u0219i singurului pacient pentru care<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14359,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14358\/revisions\/14359"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}