{"id":14335,"date":"2021-04-15T08:34:43","date_gmt":"2021-04-15T05:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14335"},"modified":"2021-04-15T08:34:43","modified_gmt":"2021-04-15T05:34:43","slug":"brigada-diverse-bator-ita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14335","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (B)ator, it(a)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>30 martie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Cu seringa-ntr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cu flaconul \u00een alta, prorocul de serviciu \u00eemparte p\u00e2inea \u0219i pe\u0219tele vie\u021bii. Cu promisiunea c\u0103 odat\u0103 cu windows&#8230; ofer\u0103 gratuit vindecarea mapamondului. Totu\u0219i, p\u00e2n\u0103 la anul mai e un&#8230; pic.<br \/>\n       Nici m\u0103car milionul p\u00e2n-acum trei zile. \u00cen ritmul \u0103sta ,,cardiac\u201d, 2022-ul lui Bill iisusianul va s\u0103 vin\u0103, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een cincinalul urm\u0103tor.<br \/>\n       P\u0103catele noastre c\u0103 respir\u0103m&#8230;. Eu unul trag aer \u00een general pe gur\u0103, fapt ce ar motiva un deux-pieces pentru protec\u021bie: una pentru nas &#8211; \u0219i-i la mod\u0103 (s\u0103-\u0219i aminteasc\u0103 poporul nostru cum este s\u0103-\u021bi iei nasul la purtare) &#8211; \u0219i una la bot.<br \/>\n       M\u0103 uit la c\u00e2mpul eliseeului bilbaoian ca prostul la arta plastic\u0103. Frontispiciu teatral? Capodoper\u0103 arhitectonico-sculptural\u0103.<br \/>\n       Botanistul poate fi \u00een\u0219elat oric\u00e2nd. S\u0103 nu se mai spun\u0103 c\u0103 n-am cucerit \u0219i noi de la Decebal \u00eencoace un teritoriu. Fie \u0219i la mii de kilometri distan\u021b\u0103. Nelungind, Daciei \u00eei miroase a prim\u0103var\u0103 chinezeasc\u0103 \u0219i-i face bine la&#8230; vopsea. Astfel, a reu\u0219it s\u0103 cucereasc\u0103 inimile \u0219i buzunarele soiului ce debuteaz\u0103 paragraful, momind cu o sutic\u0103 prezervarea unui exemplar. Fie suta c\u00e2t de grea, tot 5% este mai atractiv. \u0218i de-l r\u00e2vne\u0219ti, pl\u0103te\u0219ti.<br \/>\n      E de durat\u0103. Precum nea Vasile Ghinea, r\u0103nit din prea mult\u0103 dragoste de Mo\u0219i, ajuns cu instala\u021bia de aer func\u021bionabil\u0103 la 60%. Sper la un caz fericit, fiindc\u0103 unii nici dup\u0103 cinci luni de la vindecare nu-s tocmai bine.<br \/>\n       M-am sim\u021bit ca-n armat\u0103. ,,B\u0103ie\u021bi, stingerea la ora&#8230;\u201d O spui mai ,,dulce\u201d, ,,retragere la domiciliu\u201d. Un alt review m\u0103 duce-n casa Pistruiatului: Margareta Pogonat mustr\u00e2ndu-\u0219i familionul c\u0103 nu respect\u0103 regulile de camuflare nocturn\u0103. M-am sim\u021bit ca-n r\u0103zboi.<br \/>\n      Cu luatul \u0219i cu datul&#8230;. De\u0219i o spune scriptul ,,biverb\u201d-ial (muie\u021bi \u021bi-s posmagii, ,,partidule\u201d? &#8211; long play), nu conteaz\u0103 sigla politic\u0103, ci fapta.<br \/>\n      Nici lipsa temei, nici existen\u021ba fricii nu-s ale bune. \u0218i n-au dat jos at\u00e2t de des guverne.<br \/>\n      P\u0103r, \u021boale de motociclist. Chitare distorsionate. Nicidecum raper autoetichetat cel mai cel \u0219i rocker.<br \/>\n      Fotbalul? O alerg\u0103tur\u0103&#8230;. Meciul cu Germania? Ca \u0219i pierdut.<br \/>\n      Maia nu-i printre simpatiile mele teatrale, dar nici pe lista mea de posibile crime.<br \/>\n      Mai mult\u0103 libertate n-a fost niciodat\u0103, oricum, nu mai ai ce vizite s\u0103 \u00eempingi barurilor, restaurantelor. Sunt&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Chestiunea cu onorificul mi se pare inutil\u0103. De aceea, anun\u021bul c\u0103 de-alde consilieri din ministerul s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii (lips\u0103) \u00ee\u0219i v\u0103d de drum, este de acela\u0219i gen.<br \/>\n      A\u0219 fi recitat de pe bancnota de 200 de lei \u0219i nu ezitam s\u0103 v\u0103 c\u00e2nt portativul lui 5 lei, cunosc slova de pe timpul lui Geamba\u0219u, de c\u00e2nd clien\u021bii bucure\u0219teni veneau ,,\u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi sub\u021bire\u201d.<br \/>\n      M\u00e2ncam \u0219i lipie, f\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een cuptorul Fabricii de p\u00e2ine cald\u0103 sau pe plit\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>30 martie 2021 Cu seringa-ntr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cu flaconul \u00een alta, prorocul de serviciu \u00eemparte p\u00e2inea \u0219i pe\u0219tele vie\u021bii. 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